Let's be the cardinals this week at the papal conclave

They've been eating and drinking. They're having fun and will drag this out.

I'm the slippers.

I'm the boys in the Swiss Guard getting nervous.

Ok let's make sure no one is trans.

He wasn’t trans, for fucks sake.

🙄🙄

What was he then?

I don’t understand the question and I refuse to answer it.

I am an Asian Cardinal, I had my robes sourced locally.

I am aghast, I am the wrong shade of red. Just off enough to be noticeable, I stand out. The French Cardinals look down on me. I'm hiding in a confessional and will only come out to vote.

I saw a beautiful bright red cardinal on my brothers back deck during winter near DC. It was amazing! I had never seen a real, live cardinal before. I even saw a blue bird of some kind. Bigger than the cardinal.

Beautiful birdies.

I am one of the non-starters: totally unknown and headed nowhere, despite my already lofty position. I intend to make a deal. My vote in exchange for a high-vis position in the new administration.

I’m Da Vinci’s hookah making the smoke.

I'm the big red vagina cape

I'm the African cardinal noticing there are no white cardinals at my cafeteria table. This tater tot casserole that the nuns made for us is delicious. Praise the Lordt.