Kristi Noem’s plastic surgery

She's a hideous plastic ghoul - and that's AFTER the hours-long, full beauty treatment of hair and makeup (pounds of it). Imagine the horror show that is Noem's face first thing out of bed in the morning.

looks like a two-bit whore

Flyoverstan trash with money.

Every woman alive should feel offended by her. Terribly plastic inside and out.

That’s quite a Yikes when you zoom in. Caked-on makeup over pores that look like the moon. And the drawn-on hyper-angular eyebrows.

Her skin is so bumpy and uneven. Why didn't she invest in some good dermabrasion instead of the awful fillers.

a succubus. poor cricket.

She has the crazeee eyes.

In an alternate universe, Kristi Noem and Gretchen Whitmer would be two gal pals going together to visit cosmetic surgery clinics on a regular basis.

Don’t bring Whitmer into this.

The skin on this deplorable cunt.

I hope the next attorney general sentences her to a forced episiotomy with a rusty pair of scissors.

That’s not filler, it’s hydroxychloroquine….

See you at Brimstone Bridge, bitch.

There’s been some chatter that she was not happy when Trump cited both Vance & Rubio as possible successors & didn’t name check her, too.

She's got such a rough looking face. I can only imagine what she looks like without all that makeup. It must be ug-er-leeeee.

Crater face.

Not as bad as Thulsi Doom, but close

A helluva lot uglier than the ass of the puppy she murdered.

She looks much better in the before pic. She looked kinda like Jen Aniston. Her old haircut did not look professional- too many layers. She would have looked better with a short pixie style.

She sho’ is ugleeeee

She looks like a damned fool.

Sh looks botched and allergic whatever the Yankton dermatologist squeezed into her face.

scarecrow ugly

It looks in pain living inside of that face.

The MAGA Makeover makes their women look like drag queens... ironic, not iconic!

Does she do a lot of baking? Her face looks like it is melting from the heat of a hot oven.

LOL @ R26

Jesus Christ, that's a hard face to look at. The tinted contacts just add to the uncanny valley feel. Pretty appropriate for this administration - they're neither human nor genuine.

She looks like she’s about to shed her human shell.

what was the point of all the grifting and hoing to pay for surgery with this result?

You're so right R25. The irony of it all when they spend so much time accusing drag queens of grooming children...

She looks like a dog. Can we shoot her?

Dog killer.

Is it true her husband is a closet case and that’s why she sleeps around?

She looks like a Sex bot- one whose plastic fillers are migrating on her face

Why is her face so lumpy/bumpy?

Bad skin or she forgot to smooth the spackle?