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Prince George begins his formal training on his path to the throne

He's such a serious little boy.

...in an unexpected turn of events, the adult HRHs were joined, for the first time in such a setting, by the 11-year-old, with his parents Prince William and Kate, The Prince and Princess of Wales having clearly decided to affix George’s regal training wheels...

...things deviated from the predictable with George peeling off his younger siblings, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis to join his parents at a tea party for veterans, his debut outing at such a Palace event.

Immediately, royal journalists’ pens went into furious overdrive - what’s this then?

The meaning was clear: George was levelling up and the real starting whistle was being blown on his decades-long slog towards the throne.

Not only was the prince seen but, highly significantly, heard with the media reporting on his conversations as he shadowed his parents as they made their way around the tea party.

“What was it like when you were coming in?”, the year six student asked Alfred Littlefield, who was part of the Normandy landings, according to the Telegraph.

“Pretty awful,” Mr Littlefield said.

At another point Kate, per the Telegraph, introduced her son to 99-year-old Charles Auborn, saying: “This is my son George, I was telling you about.”

He in turn asked Mr Auborn of the tanks he drove during the war, “Were they hard to operate? It must have been very tough with the weather.”

It was, by all accounts, a stirling, top-marks performance for the future King George VII and a clear waymarker...

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by Anonymousreply 21May 9, 2025 2:08 AM

I can't even imagine what that kid is gonna go through. All of the bullshit his parents put out to the press about how " normal " they are would be stressful enough. Now we're in an age of AI and internet construct, but how can you live you're whole life pretending to the world. He's just a kid, and the world is wondering about him.

by Anonymousreply 1May 7, 2025 9:03 PM

Christ, I hope I live long enough to see Young King George on the throne.

- The Royal Jewels will be taken from the Tower of London and installed in his bedroom, where he can enjoy them every day

- When Cook makes a meal that displeases him, the tray shall be thrown against the wall and George will move to another bedroom until his is repainted

- Having been taught to smoke at age 12 by Nana Camilla, George will proceed to do so whenever and wherever he likes, including in elevators and during royal occasions

- He will develop an insatiable taste for "tradie" cock and the palace will be up in arms trying to stifle every Nigel or Graham who threatens to go to the Daily Mail. His exasperated father will say, "Fuck an equerry if you must, George — but a BRICKIE with a snake tattooed on his neck?"

by Anonymousreply 2May 7, 2025 9:05 PM

Well…

by Anonymousreply 3May 7, 2025 9:06 PM

[quote] George was levelling up

Was the levelling up minister there?

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by Anonymousreply 4May 7, 2025 9:08 PM

[QUOTE]the bullshit his parents put out to the press about how " normal " they are

What have they put out to the press? AFAIK, their only communication about the kids consists of their birthday and Christmas photos, announcements of which school they'll attend, and coverage of the first day of school in George’s case, at least.

by Anonymousreply 5May 7, 2025 9:32 PM

Were the guests instructed to extol the virtues of white women to the prince?

by Anonymousreply 6May 7, 2025 9:48 PM

He looks just like Diana's brother.

by Anonymousreply 7May 7, 2025 9:57 PM

Sorry what??? This is my son George that I was telling you about? Oh please. Try harder Kate

by Anonymousreply 8May 7, 2025 10:00 PM

[quote]Were the guests instructed to extol the virtues of white women to the prince?

You are so, so witty!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9May 7, 2025 10:09 PM

What will happen if George turns out to be gay?

by Anonymousreply 10May 7, 2025 10:11 PM

[quote]What will happen if George turns out to be gay?

Britain will have a gay king. It's likely the crown will pass to Charlotte or her living heir at George's death unless he has a bio child, but I doubt he would do that to keep it from being too complicated. THis is all assuming there still IS a monarchy, of course.

by Anonymousreply 11May 7, 2025 10:17 PM

I don't envy him. Those official appearances sound tedious as fuck for an adult so I can't imagine how a kid feels.

by Anonymousreply 12May 8, 2025 3:02 AM

[quote]Britain will have a gay king.

It's not like it's never had them before...

by Anonymousreply 13May 8, 2025 3:08 AM

[quote]This is my son George that I was telling you about? Oh please. Try harder Kate

She and George were talking to ancient men who may have some confusion, especially if they've been hoiked out of a nursing home and put in a royal setting for the day.

by Anonymousreply 14May 8, 2025 1:56 PM

To think Harry could have been there, too, to honor his fellow soldiers, if only...

Maybe he can make an empty gesture again, photographer in tow.

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by Anonymousreply 15May 8, 2025 8:49 PM

That photo in the article at OP....the one halfway down with all five of them.....

They all have that same closed lipped grimace on their faces, like a cat's puckered asshole. Even the young ones.

by Anonymousreply 16May 8, 2025 8:57 PM

Think he'll go to Eton?

by Anonymousreply 17May 8, 2025 9:13 PM

Oh, please.

by Anonymousreply 18May 8, 2025 9:23 PM

He looks bloated. Compulsive overeating gay boy.

by Anonymousreply 19May 9, 2025 12:39 AM

I hope so. Oh, wait. Never mind.

by Anonymousreply 20May 9, 2025 1:09 AM

More competition for Harry.

by Anonymousreply 21May 9, 2025 2:08 AM
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