HELP! My roommate won’t put his dick away

Was your credit card limit increased recently?

Take it out for a walk.

I’d DEMAND that he keep it out, at all times.

You’ll have to make it disappear.

who is that?

That dick should be paying its own rent.

Its been a while since I tangled with one that girthy but dammit,I'll take it for the team ! Thats a big beautiful dick .

Perhaps you could crochet a penis cozy - tractor green with yellow highlights? Something red, white, and blue for July 4th?

He's the son of Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith.

He looks comfortable

That's Megadong, I believe.

Matt, come over and kiss the other bunny’s nose

Nice to see

belongs on the late, great, Lurid Digs

Slam it in a drawer.

That'll make it retreat.

I'm on it, R8!

And I'm adding some others for Arbor Day and Bastille Day (an Eiffel Tower) and an Egyptian obelisk for the heck of it.

Gotta go. Coming, Mother!

He hung?

If that dude goes on a date with OP they will have to get a table for three.

r5 He goes by megadongx.

Thanks R11, I knew I'd seen him somethere.

He's also on Reddit as Megadongx.

Latina teen porn?

Why is everything on Internet porn just a random stream of words?

Even before I found out Megadong was MAGA I thought his content was boring.

Who cares? Jesus. It’s a nice dick. I do not care what his political views are. I’m not trying to have a conversation with him.

And the poster who pays for that pimeyes website or whatever is on the verge of being locked up

It counts as another roommate. Charge it rent

Apologies to R6. Didn’t see it.

That is a good quality dong at OP.

R21 I think it's just keywords.....most of his clips on that RedGifs site are str8 but he has plenty of dick closeups there.

My favorite big dick reddit dude is this guy. Also an OF whore but looks like one of my old professors

Of course he has to use a cock ring to keep the freakish thing hard.

This is quite a problem, OP. I mean, what if you accidentally tripped and your mouth landed right on top of your roommate's dick? What then?

I think you might be a little understanding, OP. He probably CAN'T put it away...I mean WHERE is all of that going to go? Certainly not all in his pants.

R29 is envious.

Big beefy dudes with big beefy meat is one of my “types.”

There was a reason I stayed in the dorm with all the football players and wrestlers for 3 years!

Agreed R33. A beefy guy with a big dick is the best

I would have loved a roommate like that. The last one I had was in college - he was a vegan and when he took a shit it smelled like a bloated rhinoceros circus in the equatorial sun - disgusting -

That's carcass- I hate the spell check . .....

Any guesses how big? 8.5x6?

R36, bloated rhinoceros circus sounds is a great description lol

I’m not a circus freak you mofo bastards

Yeah, he's ALL over Reddit. Comes across a little desperate.

I had Whole Foods rhinoceros vegetarian chili for dinner and boyfriend broke up with me the next morning, the air was thick and ACRID!

A place for everything, and everything in its place. Now you just have to show him where "its place" is.

[quote] Yeah, he's ALL over Reddit. Comes across a little desperate.

Most Reddit whores are.

This guy always seems a little centered/chill. Not as desperate. And a nice big cock.

Whores will be whores

Such an ugly cock.

Thia would be embarrassing. Friend walks in on guy just as he is cumming.

Guy filming his friend as he beats off and cums.