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What are your plans for Summer 2025?

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by Anonymousreply 3May 7, 2025 3:48 AM

I'm both getting a Euro passport and jerkin it to Booty Punch 2: Revenge of the Forearms

by Anonymousreply 1May 7, 2025 1:24 AM

I'm getting into shape so I can have sex with as many people as possible.

by Anonymousreply 2May 7, 2025 2:30 AM

Creating ceramic miniatures of my beloved newer Royal in-laws and their families for prolonged hanging on Christmas trees branches during the holidays! I suggest such decorated trees be artificial, like them and me, and remain up in everyone’s castles’ front vestibules till Summer Solstice begins!!

by Anonymousreply 3May 7, 2025 3:48 AM
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