Anna Wintour wears STAINED dress to Met Gala

Like she eats enough to get periods, OP.

What’s STAINED, precious? Eh?

She probably went full Joan Crawford when she saw this.

Bwah ha ha ha ha! I wonder if she was having wine or a cocktail before.

Who was up her skirt in the limo smearing lipstick all over her lady bits?

Heads will roll.

This needs to worked into the sequel.

That’s actually bloody intern sweat and tears.

Oh please. I pioneered this red carpet attention grabber a decade ago.

What did she come as?

Oh Anh-Dre-ah…

Madonna showed up with her ear bleeding. Maybe that was part of the theme.

No OP, she's an old bag. Those days are over.

Does eat? Doesn’t drink? Doesn’t probably smoke? What’s the point of living?

R13, anyone can have a period nowadays.

That thatch is a wig, right?

She’s a fallen down slattern whore like the rest of them

I hope I didn’t accidentally menstruate on her. Aunt Flo visited last night. Oh, the perils of being so young and fertile!

Gives a whole new meaning to “Drip Dry”.

You’d think the bitch would have a Tide Pen in her clutch.

The hems of Madonna’s pants looked like she had been walking through puddles.

Maybe it’s a CdG thing?

She’s just vile.

That looks like a wedding gown.

Women in their 70s do not get period blood stains. I know we are a bunch of gays and knowledge of woman parts isnt our strength, but Jesus, OP. Come on.

It was intentional!

Looks like a cigarette burn.

R16 Nope.