My fat daughter thinks Michelle Obama is too negative.

She certainly hates Michelle Obama and Meghan Markle. She posts negative things about them repeatedly. Hmmm.

FNART!

Her hubby Ben was on one of the Sunday morning news shows on FOX today (I couldn't take another moment of Velshi, so I grabbed the remote) discussing Trump's 'First 100 Days'. Opposite him in the discussion was a woman who was a 'Democratic Strategist'. (I must admit the guy hosting did not take either side, he did a good job moderating the discussion). Anyhow, the woman completely destroyed Ben and his 'talking points' on air. I mean she 'steamrolled' him on everyone of his 'Trump cheerleader' responses.

Look for Meghan McFather to rip her to shreds on X later. It was embarrassing to see him fall and collapse so easily.

[quote] My fat daughter positive that her chair can hold her girth for approximately 10 more minutes before it collapses under the stress of her bulk.

She has NO idea of the stress I'm under every day!!!!

For Your Consideration:

Sally Field starring in, "Not Without My Fat Daughter: The Sequel"

Who would play my fat daughter, r5? Chrissy Metz is losing weight. Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow would agree to wear her fat suit from Shallow Hal again.

OP 0/10

The late Senator John McCain was man of honor, decency and courage. He respected the institutions of our government. He was a war hero, and an exemplary senator.

His daughter, Meghan, besmirched her father’s legacy. She betrayed him, but supporting Trump, who maligned her own father’s war service. Meghan is a national disgrace and a terrible, dishonorable person. She is shameful and shameless.

R8 = Ivanka Trump

R3 I'm surprised a Democratic Strategist would be allowed to get away with that on a Fox "News" program. Do you recall who it was?

Her father was John McCain and she has a B.A. in art history. That's the full extent of her "qualifications". Oh, and she has a copy of the Constitution and her wall...a purely decorative touch as she continually proves that she's unfamiliar with its contents.

I don't get the outrage over Michelle's comments.

She didn't want to go to Washington and the White House. She only did it because of Barack. And their marriage suffered in the process. I don't think she looks back on that time with any fondness whatsoever. But I like the tidbits she's been dropping, because it really does let you in on what goes on behind closed doors. There's something about Michelle that's very real and honest.

As for Markle, I couldn't care less if Meghan McCain trashes her. They're both assholes. Markle would have had no problem staying with the Royal Family no matter how racist they are if they kissed her ass enough. She's just pissed because she thought she was special (aka white passing enough) to not have to endure it. The social justice victim label they put on her is tiresome. And I see similarities between the two.

Good lord!! What is that foul smell?!!! Did you Fat Daughter fart again?!

My fat daughter is in a foul mood this week. She has been informed that she is permanently banned from Costcos nationwide due to her horrible behavior at the sample stations.

My fat daughter drives her Hoveround scooter right through the door without showing her card-“I AM JOHN MCCAIN’S DAUGHTER AND I DON’T NEED A DAMN MEMBERSHIP!”

Then my fat daughter rolls at top speed to the sample stations, grabbing the trays of food and electric skillets out of the poor old sample representative’s hands and shoving the contents of both down her gullet.

When she was home last month, my fat daughter attempted to do this at a Tempe Costco, to an old lady giving away samples of Vienna sausages.

The sample lady fought back, and wrestled the tray of Vienna sausages away from my fat daughter.

Enraged, my fat daughter backed the Hoveround up and mowed the sample lady’s display down, pinning the sample lady between her display table and a freezer full of soup dumplings.

The McCain family paid for the damages and settled with the sample lady and Costco for $1.5 million, in exchange for promising to never allow my fat daughter to roll through Costco again.

This is why you will be seeing a Substack post and Tweet about the “woke liberal Costco agenda “ this week from my fat daughter.

The thought of never getting samples or a pizza from Costco hurts her almost as much as the death of my husband.

R14 That might be your most brilliant post yet!