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When and why did Chips Ahoy cookies get so small

There are some of us who are trying to medicate ourselves through non destructive substances during this Trump regime.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 4, 2025 2:51 AM

Live a little, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 1May 3, 2025 10:16 PM

OP Around the same time your stomach got so large I suspect

by Anonymousreply 2May 3, 2025 10:20 PM

Everything is shrinking. A "family size" box of cereal is equivalent to what was once a regular box of cereal, and "giant size" is what used to be "family size."

With some shampoos and conditioners, the only options are their standard sizes, which have gotten smaller, or the new larger sizes, which are often in liters.

by Anonymousreply 3May 3, 2025 10:31 PM

[quote] Everything is shrinking.

Not OP’s disgusting fat gut.

by Anonymousreply 4May 3, 2025 10:32 PM

Probably around the same time “pints” of ice cream shrank to 14 ounces

by Anonymousreply 5May 3, 2025 10:37 PM

Make yourself some Toll House cookies, OP. The recipe's right on the chocolate chip bag and you can make them as big as you like.

by Anonymousreply 6May 3, 2025 10:40 PM

[quote]There are some of us who are trying to medicate ourselves through non destructive substances during this Trump regime.

With all of the FDA & USDA cuts & deregulation, soon enough, the number of "non-destructive substances" (foods) will decrease significantly, so stock up now.

by Anonymousreply 7May 3, 2025 10:43 PM

My grandfather played Checkers with me with cookies. He'd seen the idea on a TV commercial. I think the commercial was Chips Ahoy vs Coffee Breaks but of course we adapted for what was around.

You eat what you eat. And you had to.

I had often fantasized about playing with my two younger siblings to make them eat dog biscuits.

by Anonymousreply 8May 3, 2025 10:55 PM

Why are you eating those horrible little hockey pucks masquerading as cookies?

There are so many better drugs of choice for the inveterate glutton.

And admit it, OP, you were bingeing through the Biden admin as well.

by Anonymousreply 9May 3, 2025 11:07 PM

JUST SMOKE COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF POT SILLY leads to whatever is most closely available. Like the gasoline station.

by Anonymousreply 10May 3, 2025 11:12 PM

IT'S THE ELVES THAT GOT BIG!

by Anonymousreply 11May 3, 2025 11:23 PM

I can shove a whole midget up my ass!

by Anonymousreply 12May 3, 2025 11:30 PM

They don't even taste good. There are better tasting cookies out there...

yes, everything has shrunk!

by Anonymousreply 13May 3, 2025 11:45 PM

Everything got smaller. Have you noticed that the 16 pounce cans and bags of coffee have shrunk to just 13 ounces? It's to trick you into thinking you are buying your can of coffee for close to the same price, but you are in fact getting 17.5 % less coffee in weight each time.

by Anonymousreply 14May 4, 2025 12:01 AM

I remember when Ice Cream was sold by the gallon in the supermarkets. Hasn't happened in a long time.

by Anonymousreply 15May 4, 2025 1:24 AM

Right, the standard size of a container of supemarket ice cream used to be a half gallon (64 oz.) Now it's 48 oz.

by Anonymousreply 16May 4, 2025 1:41 AM

Good thing Blanche isn't around anymore.

by Anonymousreply 17May 4, 2025 1:52 AM

You just got fatter.

by Anonymousreply 18May 4, 2025 2:51 AM
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