But TIL it has a 1st class section called "Mint Class" (really) and serves Prosecco. And that male flight attendants are very patient. The passengers, though...
Highlights:
A chameleon enthusiast from Southern California drank an entire bottle of Prosecco during the first half of a cross-country flight, then allegedly slapped a flight attendant’s rear end before pulling down his pants and underwear and exposing his genitalia – twice – to another member of the cabin crew.
When police later questioned 49-year-old Dennis Wally Woodbury about his behavior aboard the JetBlue plane, which included asking a young girl walking in the aisle “if her parents made her out of lust or love,” he claimed the two flight attendants had in fact “solicited” him, according to a probable cause affidavit obtained by The Independent.
Before the aircraft pushed back from the gate, Woodbury struck up a conversation with a flight attendant identified in the affidavit by the initials “R.O.,” and showed him a picture of a dog, the affidavit says. Behind the dog, the affidavit continues, was “a blurred image of what appeared to be two men having sex.”
“R.O. responded by saying, ‘Oh my God,’” the affidavit goes on. “Woodbury laughed and said, ‘I was wondering how long it would take you.’ Woodbury then told R.O. that he should go on a cruise with him.
Once the plane got moving, R.O. conducted the pre-flight safety briefing, the affidavit states. It continues that when R.O. began demonstrating how the plane’s oxygen masks worked, he saw Woodbury “looking at him and [making] a hand pumping motion.”
J.C. walked to the rear of the cabin to inform the rest of the crew about Woodbury’s antics, the affidavit says. At the same time, Woodbury approached R.O. in the plane’s front galley “and pulled down his pants exposing the head of his erect penis,” according to the affidavit.
It says R.O. told Woodbury, “This is not the place to do that.” Woodbury walked away but quickly circled back, asking R.O. for a glass of wine, the affidavit states. R.O. said no, but that he would serve Woodbury a non-alcoholic drink.
“Woodbury then pulled down his pants a second time[,] exposing the head of his erect penis,” the affidavit contends. “R.O. told Woodbury, ‘Enough. Go back to your seat.’”