Mike Waltz’s collapse is complete

Everything Trump touches turns to 💩.

I'm a little surprised he outlasted Rubio. That's got to be coming soon.

How many scaramuccis ?

He was just licking Dump's crusty, fetid rectum yesterday...how embarrassing for him

You get what you pay for when you buy an office in the Trump cabinet.

Hegseth should be gone, too

I'm available for the job!

Don't have any summer plans!

I guess we found a new gig for Mike Lindell!

Big dick bottoms, here I come!

Womp, womp

Trump 2: new admin, but the same clown car

He lasted 10 Scaramuccis.

R10 beat me to it.

R4, it’s incredible to me how nasty GOP Administrations are to the previous Dem administrations—constantly saying Dems were terrible and blah blah blah.

While Dems do their fair share of blaming, they never say such derogatory things constantly about the previous GOP Administrations

Fire Pete Hegseth!!

[quote]He was just licking Dump's crusty, fetid rectum yesterday.

And he's probably licking it today.

No worries, Mike. I’ll keep you in the Signal chat group.

It's funny - the election for his open seat in Congress was just 4 weeks ago. It's still a Republican seat.

But he's taking the heat for using Signal App for top secret discussions. That's the stated reason. But why only him? Obviously letting him go right after his seat was filled seems a bit intentional.

On paper, he's as MAGA as they come.

Obvs, SOMEBODY should be fired for the Signal App stuff - highly inappropriate and not secure. HE is the one that added the Atlantic editor to the Signal chat - so that's probably it.

"He neglected the balls."

Who?

Finally-feels like a big shit after long term consipation.

Great! Now do Tulsi.

Hegseth gone by Memorial Day?

Great / the tell all book can't come out soon enough.

R15. Agree. They all take their cue from the criminal Trump, who never takes responsibility for anything. He's a mean, nasty motherfucker. Everything is always someone else's fault.

Trump is a failure with asshole, gullible followers And the media is not tough enough on this fraud and disaster..

Now we'll get some even juicer BTS stuff about Whiskey Pete, paving the way for his departure.

thank you r4 / reposting so everyone sees this / hilarious

There are rumors that Laura Loomer persuaded Dump to fire Waltz.

👊🏻🇺🇸🔥

Watch Mrs. Hegseth replace Waltz.

I was Governor of Indiana. They promised me... oh nevermind.

It's being said that he's out because he wouldn't kiss Trump's ass.

[QUOTE] I'm a little surprised he outlasted Rubio. That's got to be coming soon.

Rubio is fine where he is. He’s not giving up SecState anytime soon.

“Mike Waltz got Loomered”. Loomer sent a text to a Dana Bash panelist during the broadcast.

Rubio is utterly useless. Expect him to depart the regime after the 2026 midterms to start campaigning for president in 2028.

R33 - but that video shows him kissing his ass - a lot of it - just yesterday.

No it's because HE was the one who included the Atlantic editor into the Signal chat.

Nevermind that they shoudn't be using that open app anyway - but this is the cause.

Now what's he going to do? Go on Newsmaxx and Fox?

I wonder if he discovered his ouster via Truth Social?

R37, he’ll create a porn confession app which he will share with the faithfuls’ social media contacts.

[quote]Watch Mrs. Hegseth replace Waltz.

No.

Hopefully the first of many sacrificial lambs to come.

Don’t mind me, I’m just texting my BFF DAN-a!

If you saw any of that cabinet meeting yesterday, Rubio's body language spoke volumes. He despises Trump.

I’m not celebrating. He wants to stand up to Putin. That’s why he’s out.

I’m free. . .

I'm in partial agreement with r44. He was one of the saner Administration officials re the Ukraine war and Putin's bad influence. Wouldn't say he'd "stand up to Putin", exactly, but he was more vocal than the rest about not cozying up with him, and standing by Zelensky.

Do I Hear a Waltz?

Laura Loomer is claiming he was “Loomered.”

She apparently wants her name to be a verb.

Beats being a noun.

It's all about him erroneously adding in Atlantic editor into the group chat and exposing their evil plans. It's not about Putin.

What's delicious is to be a fly on the wall of his place in DC. I presume he got an apartment, moved his shit up there and his wife.

He's sitting in his apt right now just dazed - he lost his Congress seat, lost his job - has to move out of his DC place back to Florida where he's now unemployed AND will be an outcast with the GOP in Florida.

Love it when you see it! I'm sure he's on his 3rd scotch by now. I want more though - my thirst for GOP downfalls is insatiable.

If it was all about that he would have been fired before, and so would Hegseth.

[quote]I'm sure he's on his 3rd scotch by now.

That's me by breakfast.

Trump scouring the plethora of Fox News hosts for a replacement.

[quote] I wonder if he discovered his ouster via Truth Social?

lol and it wouldn't surprise me.

During his 1st term, Tough Guy "You're Fired!" Trump couldn't look somebody in the eye and tell them "You're out." He made his Chiefs-of-Staff do it.

R50 - no, Signal App controversy came out before his seat went through an election. They wanted to get the Republican winner sworn in and established in his seat in Congress - I would think.

Were there other things involved? Probably. But I think they waited this out and he felt comfortable that he would keep his position and then BAM.

[quote]Trump scouring the plethora of Fox News hosts for a replacement.

R52. Look no further than slimy ass-kissing Eddie Haskell, I mean, Scott Jennings at CNN.

My only question about this situation is whether his departure puts the fear of God into other appointees or if they feel safe because they think they're more loyal and therefore untouchable, not recognizing that #ETTD is an ironclad law of nature.

Uh-oh. An appointment forthcoming?:

[quote]Steve Doocy Announces On-Air That He Is Stepping Back From 'Fox & Friends'

[quote] Who?

From the point of view of regular Americans, he probably does deserve the Celia Rubenstein treatment.

Oh...

The Motherfucker just announced he’s appointing Walz to the position of U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations.

🤮

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Psych!

I bet Trump decided to make him UN Ambassador 30 minutes ago after he read comments online. Seriously.

He probably think he’s “owning the libs” by making this move.

Which of the MAGA sluts is Laura Loomer? Is she the one who was giving a handy during that musical?

No, R67, Loomer was blowing Trump on Air Force One. I give out handjobs.

This is a real photo from the cabinet meeting yesterday. Waltz checking Signal, with JD Vance, Tulsi, Marco Rubio and Steve Witkoff's names all visible. Oy vey. I'm only surprised Putin wasn't included.

Heh, heh.

Isn't Tammy Bruce a lesbo that used to be liberal but "saw the light" = $$$ and became a Fox conservative? I had no idea she was working at the state department. They really did scrape the bottom of the barrel.

I don't understand: I showed him the following documentary evidence that my iPhone had been infected with a virus that would add journalist Jeffrey Goldberg to any group conversation and he told me that with such "prima facial"* evidence, to him I was completely and totally exonerated.

* I think he meant "prima facie".

r70...

[quote]Not only does the left hand not know what the right hand is doing, the left hand doesn't even know what the left hand is doing

You know, the only reason Waltz won his FL district (which is mine as well) is because he had no one running against him?

Make of that what you will.

A big leaky ship.

Well at least we have Little Marco as NSA now — an old hand at international affairs and power politics.

Well, Harvard grad Elise Stefanik.

How does it feel that Trump nominated you, then denied you, the UN Ambassador job and now see that Waltz idiot walk right into that job.

You coveted that job, not least because you wouldn't have to deal with your idiot constituents anymore, just that idiot Trump.

Hurts, does it?

The look on Suzy Wiles's face. She's probably one of the sanest in the West Wing.

If we think the White House medical office under Ronnie "Feelgood" Jackson over-prescribed all manner amphetamines, sedatives, benzos, and twilight anesthesia, it must be a revolving door free pill mill for the WH staff this administration.

Ronnie Jackson is a speed freak. There are so many videos of him tweaked out and publicly speaking (many of those at CPAC), it is a disturbing sight to see. And I have no doubt that he overprescribed amphetamines to POTUS as well.

Now I have a theory as to why Trump 2.0 looks a lot of the time much more apathetic than Trump 1.0, let alone sleepy with mouth ajar (esp. when he's facing a judge in court): the theory is that his blood pressure got worse during the last four years (hence the blood thinning meds, hence the regular bruises on his hands, heavily made up in orange toner on his very white short-fingered hands #FAIL) and he now can only be administered regular amphetamine doses, preferably Dexedrine (the dextroamphetamine that easily crosses the BBB and is easier on the heart) than Adderall (the racemic form, that is harder on the cardiovascular system) and possibly also to take them only orally, rather than snort them. Just a hunch from another aging pharmaceutical amphetamine (ab)user.

The back story is that as much of an asshole as Mike Waltz is, fundamentally he is just an asshole Repig and he's really not MAGA enough for Trump.

Trump doesn't really care about the United Nations, so that's where Waltz is being placed.

As reported by Ben Rhodes on MSNBC today. After serving in previous administrations, Ben says that there is no way that a secretary of state (Rubio) can do both jobs (state and national security advisor), so word is Rubio is there just to go on TV and defend Trump, while Trump will be his own national security adviser, which means it won't get done. There is essentially no one working in national security for this criminal and chaotic Trump regime--and that's the way Trump wants it. And oh yeah, Trump realizes that Hegseth is incompetent and spends most of his time doing nothing and working out with the troops, but as far as managing the Pentagon--well, that's not happening. Thank you, Ben Rhodes.

A blood thinner to treat hypertension, r79? This is the first I've heard of it. And HBP usually develops much younger, especially with Trump’s diet. He's had balance problems and drags his right leg. Remember when he nearly took a header trying to get in the stunt garbage truck? No doctor would prescribe blood thinners to an elderly person with balance problems, unless...

He's had a CVA (a stroke). Which may explain the leg dragging phenomenon. God knows what sorts of conditions Trump has besides the obvious intellectual impairments and mental illnesses.

Trump was already on his second National Security Advisor by this time in his first administration after firing Michael Flynn.

Trump eventually had 6 different National Security Advisors during his first term.

I hear Bannon is available. And he hates Musk.

The use of a $15 million Manhattan penthouse apartment awaits him now.

[quote] There is essentially no one working in national security for this criminal and chaotic Trump regime--and that's the way Trump wants it.

With the full backing of the Republican party they're dismantling our national security, our foreign policy apparatus, our research capabilities, our economy ....

[quote]She's probably one of the sanest in the West Wing.

The very definition of "damning with faint praise".

[quote] Laura Loomer is claiming he was “Loomered.”

Strange because I would have pictured being "Loomered" as a sex act.

Of course, Goebbels has the inside track to be next NSC chair.