Miss Frances Bavier
Tonight, on a Very Special Episode of The DataLounge, we present:
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 1, 2025 8:06 PM |
Oh Andy! Oh Bah-ney! …. Here boys - have a PICKLE!!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 1, 2025 5:01 AM |
Tonight's episode is titled: The Nasty Cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 1, 2025 5:02 AM |
Who knew that when Frances started feeding the stray cats inside her dilapidated Gothic colonial home, they would eventually feed on HER!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 1, 2025 5:09 AM |
Director: Frances, I'd like to move you over here for this shot.
FB: Move me? MOVE ME??? What am I a piece of furniture? I am an actress and should be spoken to as one.
The part was first offered to Madge Blake, but she was then under a recurring contract playing Larry Mondello's mother, so she suggested that the producers consider her friend Frances B.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 1, 2025 5:16 AM |
Who’s walkin’ down the streets of Mayberry
Smilin’ at everybody she sees?
Who’s takin’ care of Opie an’ Andy?
Everyone knows…. It’s Aunt Bee!!!
And Aunt Bee has great big thighs!
Her aprons are all Queen Size!
She gives my bluejeans a rise…
When she walks by!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 1, 2025 5:27 AM |
R6. Good Lord!
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 1, 2025 6:49 PM |
R6, it’s no wonder Andy has been pestering me to be more like Aunt Bea!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 1, 2025 6:54 PM |
R5 😂
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 1, 2025 8:06 PM |