Help! My coworker just sent me an unsolicited dick pic!

bitch, you begged for this.

I absolutely would ! Right after I sucked it then rode it .

When this happened to me, I just told Mrs. Hegseth and she made sure it never happened again.

Nice. His dick is actually normal looking and adult male sized.

Send him to me! The HR cunts won't know what to do. Does he need a job in my department? He's hired.

This is a perfect reason for HR to have all male employees under 35 to drop their pants get a stiffy find out who it is and promote him to CEO as the ultimate alpha male.

[quote]His dick is actually normal looking and adult male sized.

And it doesn't have a headhider.

The only time a dick that beautiful shouldn't be seen is when it's buried balls deep in my ass.

Grow up, Miss Priss. Accept the invite, or delete it. Just skip the histrionic stop clutching your pearls. 🙄

The true HR violation are those atrocious fuzzy slippers with ugly socks he’s wearing. He’s trying to seduce strangers with those?

The horror!

The footwear isnt a deal breaker but I will judge him while his smashes my throat and ass.

Is that from Roman Roy?

I’d insist he fuck me every other day or threaten to tell HR.

The rest of you are AMATEURS.

That's a nice dick.

R11 Our Lady of High Standards !

I’d have to see the face before approving upon the cock.

I too sub r/bigdickwhitedudes on Reddit, OP.

Kinda looks like mine but slightly thicker.

I need to investigate this matter urgently !

R18 = Jamie Lee Curtis.

His left leg is backward, meaning this is not a real photo

That apartment-grade carpet is beyond a turnoff. It screams “renter.”

Speaking of unsolicited...

Mutilated. Throw it back.

Don't do it OP! The end of his dick is red and infected.

If you're telling the truth OP, it's called sexual harrassment.

I was molested.

That's a really nice dick.

I'd do him.

Tell him you take dictation.

Predators who are creepers rely on not being held to account. So if the story is true, unless his desk is inside an office why don't you just take your phone round, wave the pic in his face and say, in a voice meant to carry to at least three or four eavesdroppers, "How dare you send me a dick pic! Before I go to HR, is there anything you'd like to say in your defence?"

Once you go to HR they won't let you tell anyone while they investigate. This way, the story will be all round the building before you've walked past Ginny in Accounts, and that is what will really make him think before he does it to anyone else. (If he does it again to YOU after that he's probably a serial killer.)

R25 that isn’t an infection. He’s just very white.

Why is there a blue/black bruise at the base of his dick? Is it from too much heavy pounding?!

He could use some cocoa butter. You could start a fire with that, it's so dry.

Let’s play some ring toss!

Diseased

That’s bf dick for sure.

Oh, are we assuming this actually happened? That it’s not some fevered fantasy by the OP?

R38 stop and take a look at your own posts.

Steer clear of HR. Even tattling on someone else will put you "on the radar". Who cares anyway? It's just a dick.

My policy has always been to keep HR at arm's lengh, I only associate with them when absolutely necessary like a paycheck question or something like that. They can't be trusted.

He could send it to me if OP doesn’t want it (but only if I get to play with the real thing later).

It's a beautiful cock

did 'im

I want a big giant giant big biggest dick dude.

They're never thick and long enough.

[quote]R21 His left leg is backward

Discriminating against the handicapped is illegal. He’s fine.