Trump to Nation: "American Kids Have Too Many Dolls Anyway!"

Even a broken clock . . .

It'll really go over well with the plebs. Especially at Christmas time.

The comments down below were good - empty cargo ships means more than just a lack of product. Less work for dockworkers, transportation, truckers, warehouse workers, etc.

Why don't people understand that?

No he's got it wrong. You can *never* have enough dolls.

Hi Marie Antoinette.

The lack of doll babies at Christmas is Biden's fault.

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[quote] Why don't people understand that?

They will. Soon.

Fuck Trump

But we can still import sex dolls for Republican politicians.

**Kisses the doll** - "Wait, who took my fucking DOLL?"

(Very old DL thread)

"Your kids will have less but you'll pay more for it" doesn't seem like the strongest political pitch.

"American Billionaires have too much money anyway"

I thill hath my Kitty Karry All.

A mark of how committed a MAGA mom is to Trump will be whether she agrees with him.

"Jaylynn, President Trump says you have too many Barbies, anyway, and we must always believe him. Now stop that crying NOW!"

Playing with dolls is woke and DEI!

[quote]You can *never* have enough dolls.

Amen, sister.

glib, sinister and orange

Burgermeister Meisterburger

"American kids eat too much anyway." You know that gem will slip from his anus mouth next week.

Fat MAGAts will just brush it off.

We're bringing factories back to America! And our kids can work in them!

And billionaires have too many billions

That motherfucker cocksucker.

R10 - if by “import sex dolls for Republican politicians” you mean “give Eastern European hookers Einstein Visas”, then yes, they will.

Here's the doll for Trump!

I NEED MY DOLLS!!!!!!!

My Mrs. Beasley crypto meme coin will be worth a fortune!

You worthless children need to work harder. Pull yourselves up from the bootstraps and work in those Tyson chicken plants.

Better still, get off your fat asses and inherit wealth like I did.

Looking forward (not) to the idiocy he spews in June when we can’t get light bulbs. Or when menstruating women and girls can’t get tampons.

I want a doll!!!!💊💊💊

Imagine the uproar if Biden had said that.

Last night, Laurence O'Donnell said that Trump's "Sopranos" name would be "Donny 2-Dolls."

He doesn't care, R12. He's taunting us.

Dollface Thread?

It's beyond nasty for him to pick on kids.

[quote] "American kids eat too much anyway." You know that gem will slip from his anus mouth next week.

"And in food news... you've had enough to eat today."

Maggots will still worship him because he hates the same people they hate.

No Xmas presents is because illegals took them, they had black and brown and handicapped baby dolls anyway. So shit up and get back out therein that factory so you can get your loaf of bread this week.

Trump has signed an executive order to re-name the classic musical " Guys and........"

Here to sing her hit song "9 to 5" is ....y Parton.

This is nothing new; T-Rump and Musk were saying even before election day that there would be pain and suffering for the masses before the (completely imaginary) era of prosperity kicked in. Just enough gullible fools chose to ignore this.

This is what Republicans will say:

"Yeah, but if Kamala was president schools would be using MY tax dollars to give free abortions to illegal trans kids without parental permission while denying them the right to pray! So it's all good."

This is the only doll I need.

Pre-Barbie, the average American didn't even own 30 dolls over the course of a lifetime, much less during childhood, probably owning a small number of cherished dolls through age 12. Then, with the advent of Mattel, adding perhaps three or four from the Barbie franchise.

The misogynist-in-chief might have been somewhat more reality-based were he discussing a collection of 30 action figures; but nooooo ... never pass up an opportunity to insult future/current nasty women.

I don't think Trump knows what an "action figure" is. Beyond Pete Hegseth, that is.

*kisses doll*

A corncob doll was good enough for Laura Ingalls. Made in USA, no commie Chinese parts.

This is like coming home and saying “Honey, we need to find a new grocery store. The one we go too has too much stuff, and the prices are too low. We’re really getting ripped off.”

Who knew we’d elected Joan Crawford?

Jeez... Lawrence raved a bit long last night (for the second night running) about Donny 2 dolls. I watched on You tube 26 min section. Talk about TFG's revenge....Lawrence is just as nasty too.

The man who peddles cheap bibles and gold shoes with his name on them thinks people are too consumerist 🙄

*kisses 30 dolls*

I suppose this means I won't be getting my cha cha heals either. AGAIN!

Seriously, r53. The asshole says we might have to tighten our belts “for American,” and he flies to his resort every weekend, golfing and living the good life. It’s shocking to me that anyone would accept this, especially his MAGA morons.

How very bothsides of you, r52.

How about a nice chia plant Barbie, Dawn R55?

Sacre bleu!

Newborn Thumbelina

You've never, ever, seen a

He knows that his base is now grandparents and almost-grandparents.

This is red meat for the waterhose-drinking generations

Shut up Donnie 2 Dolls.

Donnie1358 days to go

It's becoming 3 days a week in Palm Beach now.

They should list his rub and tugs from Laura Loomer on his schedule R64.

Children should protest holding at least three dolls.

Where to begin with this? Paging Chris Hansen...

[quote] Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls ... they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five."

From Donny 2 scoops to Donny 2 dolls.

[Quote] Trump to Nation: "American Kids Have Too Many Dolls Anyway!"

Said the man with multiple private aircraft

I will guess Donald does not read here at the DL.

But if he wanted to insure JrT-Vance as a run away winner in 2028 he would make a really big deal bout significantly rising taxes on the rich and he would cut everyone else’s while he gut and cut programs most won’t care about except for the more left stuff like $$ for the arts

And make the increasing of taxes on the rich and lowering the rest he makes it clear—-fuck the progressives and the men who want to play on girls teams vote TRUMP or in other words vote gop.

Then some kind of housing plan for genz. Everybody gets their own place. Won’t happen but the genz will vote their asses off

And Trump jr and Vance could be a run away winner. And D Trump would never be Pope but he could be a Supreme Court justice.

[quote] increasing of taxes on the rich and lowering the rest

This will happen when hell freezes over. Eliminating taxes on the rich and shifting the tax burden to the rest is the whole point of MAGA.

So R71 you think the majority of what is basically a populist movement like maga is wants to pay more in taxes while the truly rich pay less? I doubt that’s the case.

I do not think you really the mega expert you claim to be

A generalization but MAGA hates elites much more than there is anything they love, And like most they hate paying taxes.

Do you, R72, think that MAGA is being run for the base rather than for the few wealthy people at the top? Can you give an example of Trump or his movement raising taxes on the rich?

R70/r72… are you new here? Because you’re posting a fantasy that will never, ever, ever happen. Ever. Did I say ever?

R74, r70 is one of our trolls with no one to share his weekend with. So he gets kind of desperate.

[Quote] he would make a really big deal bout significantly rising taxes on the rich

“bout”

Thanks, r75. Thought I had all the trolls identified, he must have slipped through somehow.

Yeah r70 is no doubt trolling, but it is a common idea thrown around that Trump and his cult are some populist movement, hating all elites. They hate the cultural and intellectual elite, but like all Republicans for 50 years are complete whores and slaves for the financial elite.

R73 I was suggesting a new radical approach that I am betting Trump has never considered. I am thinking of the what’s the worst they could do. They could stay around forever.

If they were smart they could create a dynasty none of us would outlive. They would flip the switch and go full on populist while taking care of rich folks in less obvious ways.

And if the economy tanks and the people grow unhappy just start importing lions and rounding up the Enemy Within.

How does telling consumers what to buy and how much part of a free market?

Maybe he can cut back on the Jergens Orange-Glo!

What people keep ignoring is the real basis for the tariffs.

Putting tariffs on virtually everyone is completely fucking stupid and makes ZERO sense as a trade policy. Because it’s not a trade policy at all.

Trump is pretending that it’s a trade policy, or to fight fentanyl, or whatever his stupid excuse du jour is. But it’s really a revenue policy. He’s putting a huge tax on the American people if they buy overseas.

Why? So he can cut taxes on rich people. Like himself. This is why he let Autistic McGoofowitz fire people and cut programs. Less spending, more revenue from tariffs = rationale for tax cuts.

Remember: Trump is a narcissist. Everything he does, he does for himself. EVERYTHING.

He’s doing this, along with everything else, as retribution.

Nope.

[quote]it is a common idea thrown around that Trump and his cult are some populist movement, hating all elites.

Yes, populists famously live in gold-plated penthouses in New York City.