Space cadet Katy Perry tells the Internet to Fuck Off

Katy will face these challenges like so many cultural heroines before her; with her legs akimbo in the air.

Sooooooo ironic and karmic because I was out dancing at a club in LA about 12 years ago and this witch stood there laughing and rolling her eyes at me. Now everyone’s laughing at your dancing, mean girl Katy.

🎶 when you're running low and there's no place to go...

I am so sick of vapid, dimwitted, selfish narcs calling anyone who calls them out - haters or "unhealed" or unhinged. This bitch is the epitome of a dumb cunt and I say that as a woman. She and Russell Brand were perfect for each other.

"Narc" is used exclusively by low-iq people to mean "woman I hate."

So just for insight, as of 2025 there are 5.31 billion people who use social media including 87.3% of adults over the age of 18.

When people say “the internet is only for …” or the internet is not reality, they’re trying to say that online behavior isn’t real. To an extent BUT social media is where people’s true selves and inner thoughts and opinions come out.

So with that said, sorry Katy but most people think you’re an asshole. They won’t say it to your face but the backlash isn’t in the Matrix.

Maybe doing ghetto cosplay, continuing to work with a man who sexually assaulted a peer pop star, flying to space in the Trump era, and singing off key every night has its effects.

I have to say, I’m surprised given her religious upbringing, former gospel career, and crazy ex-husband, she didn’t try and reset her career with a MAGA makeover.

I guess kudos to her for that.

[quote] The Internet Is a ‘Dumping Ground for Unhinged and Unhealed’

I know a lot of people on DL are going to take that personally.

Well, well, well.

She wanted everyone to worship her and be envious for her boondoggle into space, and it bit her right in the ass.

She's right about the Internet, but the Internet's also right about her.

Her music is shit and always has been. She can't hold a note. That post "There's no place like home" was it for me!

Only my Orange Contracted Husband is allowed to use mean words to describe haters. When others do it, is cyber bully attack and makes your Vairst Letty sad.

Katy Perry is not Be Best. Be Best, Katy.

[Quote] Dumping Ground for Unhinged and Unhealed!

That was the second runner up for the motto of DataLounge, R8, but Muriel went with ‘Pointless Bithchery’ instead.

LEAVE HER ALONE YOU BRUTAL BITCHES!

This minimally talented bitch shined brighter and longer than most. She should take her millions and accept her irrelevance.

[quote] This minimally talented bitch shined brighter and longer than most.

Would you say she was a firework?

lots of cringe moments but she doesn't deserve the brunt of criticism

OP. This isn't 2006! The word is "internet"! For FUCK'S sake!!!

I truly love Katy’s new role as the court jester of pop music.

Foolish, stupid, uncoordinated, tacky and ripe with bad decision making. She’s like the Lucy Ricardo of pop tarts.

I’m eagerly anticipating more hijinks and hilarity as the Summer of Katy begins 🍿.

She's always reminded me of Ruth Buzzi - especially that candid, first-thing-in-the-morning photo Russel Brand snapped and posted to the internet.

She is trying to do aerial stunts on her tour a la Pink, but failing miserably. I was cracking up watching this last night, so I made an exclusive youtube clip to share with my DL peers.

r21 Me again. For some reason the Youtube clip won't let me share a link. Slapstick ensues at the 34:40 mark.

She's a nasty bitch whose cream filled tits and manufactured quirkiness carried her farther than she ever deserved.

Gawd, I am so over this bitch. Go put a bikini on and make one of your vapid music videos.

Katy’s contrarian version of “White Christmas” is perhaps the worst modern holiday song I’ve ever heard. Two rusty nails being dragged across a chalkboard offer more charm and holiday delight than Katy’s cynical travesty.

Who manages her? How are they still employed? The decision-making for her career appears to be done with the same care, savvy and vision as a game of Whack-a-Mole.

She’s such a fucking dimwitted rube.

Katy seems confused. She's the girl who shoots fireworks out of her rack. Nobody wants to hear her opinion about jack shit.

Do you ever feel... Like a plastic bag??

Holy, R25, that sucks, and what’s even more amusing are the commenters fawning over her rendition 🤣

She needs to go join a PTA or something.

How do you describe her haircut in OP’s photo? (Other than god-awful ugly). It’s frightening.

Mullet.

Soon be time for her to rediscover her fundie Christian roots and show her true MAGA self off

She’s a clown and that space vehicle was a clown car

I wish self-reflection and humility would make a comeback.

MM could use a friend.

[quote]Katy is truly a strong woman of color.

And what color is that? Orange?

She's gettin' a little too old for that whorey look.

The bangs just really don’t work on her.

I’ve always preferred Katty Furry. Her performance at the Puppy Bowl was the stuff of legend.

She lost a lot of weight. Ozempic?

r40 - yup!

it was all over the tabloids about 3 months ago...her face looked very drawn and she looked uglier than usual.

Didn't some people used to hear her do something?

Katy has reached that dreaded narcissistic destination where you only surround yourself with “yes people” who are terrified to constructively criticize you.

The dancing alone…what a horror.

She is in desperate need of some tough love from someone truly objective who can convey to her how much she sucks.

Her voice (at least recorded) is actually not terrible and pretty versatile. She’s 40 years old with a kid now; if she’s going to sustain her career she needs to evolve beyond the ditzy, bubblegum pop tart and find a more adult sound and image.

[quote] Katy has reached that dreaded narcissistic destination where you only surround yourself with “yes people” who are terrified to constructively criticize you.

"dreaded"? You mean "glorious"!

Get a life back here on Planet Earth and get in line, Katherine.

[quote] She's always reminded me of Ruth Buzzi

You motherfuckers! I'll show you! I'll show you all! I'll, I'll join the Marines! Yes that's it. I'll kick your ass in combat like G.I. Jane!

Those women asked for it.

(And they got it.)

Her only good song was Teenage Dream, but I only liked the Glee/Darren Criss version.

The space ride was pretty much her last big chance to revive her career. She's been trying a lot of different things lately but nothing seems to stick.

This certainly didn't turn out as planned and now she's embarrassed/angry. Can't really blame her but just shut up about it.

And no, she can't sing at all. Worse than Madonna but still better than Sandra Bernhard.

Dumb homophobic cunt.

She should join Orlando on the SUP board this summer, only this time also nude.

To be fair, I enjoyed her performance at the 2024 Australian Rules Football Grand Final. I watched it on TV and compared to some of the shit acts we've had over the years, she was actually very entertaining.