Chris Cuomo Cock

This crazy old bastard really is thirsty, isn't he?

That's quite surprising he did that.

R2 Not really. Ever since he got canned from CNN, he's been craving attention. This is just another way for him to get noticed.

Well, this certainly brightened up a dreary Wednesday morning.

Well now we know what the C stands for.

He's pathetic.

R6=clearly a Frau cunt

Fat cut mushroom and thick shaft.

Amazing chewy nips too.

She fluffed herself up for that little show.

R7 = clearly desperate loser.

"Oh - WHAT? You can see the outline of my dick in white thin sweatpants? I had NO IDEA! Why didn't someone TELL ME! No, I'm not going to delete it. Yes, I fluffed myself again during the video - what do you mean?"

Both of Cuomo's sons have this sense of entitlement and "I deserve to be here - do you know who my dad was?" vibe. Politically, I'm obviously on their end of the political spectrum, but I've always found both of them to be unlikable.

While I appreciate it’s the ass /back shot from a few years ago AND this fluffed cock thru pants shot, he is a pit of need and narcissistic ambition. He is not a journalist.

R7=vagine dry as the Sahara.

These will nicely complement my Andrew Cuomo nipple imprint pics

He's one of the most beautiful men on earth.

Thats a juicy respectable schlong ! I dont care why he posted that,Im just glad he did.

No one needs to see that

What's he so excited about cause that ain't flaccid.

When I showed my cock on Zoom, I got to do an apology interview with DAN-a Bash!

[quote] No one needs to see that

I DO! 🍺

(I’m parched)

The old dog has still got it

The thing that bothers me most about Cuomo- aside from the fact that he is 54 and showing a semi-boner on social media- is that while he was at CNN he did something very wrong, and he was fired for it. So now he is for Trump. What has happened to this country? When a Kennedy or Cuomo turns to the other side they are just power hungry assholes. I can't I find that attractive. They have joined a cult.

What did he do to get himself fired? I can't remember and can't be bothered to look it up.

He and his brother are vile, but I'd still suck both of them until their heads caved in.

I assume he consulted at length with our various VPL threads for inspiration and instruction.

The new Jon Hamm

He’s as gross and greasy as his brother

He's gross but I'd still suck him dry.

R23 In December 2021, Cuomo was fired by CNN after reports that he assisted in the defense against the sexual harassment allegations that led to his brother's resignation.

He subsequently joined NewsNation, known for being a pro-Trump "news" outlet.

Also remember that this asshole has been touting Ivermectin as a cure for COVID, just like that crazy closet case Aaron Rodgers.

His old colleagues at CNN are probably not surprised. They’re probably like, “That’s who he always was.”

I'm thinking his wife wasn't happy with the post. I've always liked him.

If Chris Cuomo locked the door to his office and took out his dick and said "suck it, you bitch. You know you want to" I would be on my knees in a second. WTF is wrong with these women who got all offended and shit?

Half of DL would suck off a Nazi if he was remotely height-weight proportionate. Shallow, stupid queens.

Fuck off r33. We're men and we have dicks.

Go blow a MAGA, R34. You know you're dying to. Find a real fat one who doesn't wipe.

He is the king of playing both sides. It's so annoying. I actually unfollowed on him X so I didn't have to read his nonsense.

However, he is one of the hottest men on the planet and I'd be on my knees in two seconds.

One of the hottest men on the planet?

…takes all kinds, I guess.

r35 you can suck my big fat dick and swallow every drop.

He’d have to put a bag over his head first, R32.

R37 he's my exact type physically. I've been in love with him for years.

(I totally get it that he's not for everyone.)

Gotcha, r40.

He's friends with KellyAnne Cuntway. Tells you all you need to know about Chris' character.

Ugh - I get so tired of ANY man we're discussing and dissecting, there will always be a "admit it, if he dropped his pants, you'd suck him off right there and then" post. Speak for yourself.

Jesus - some of us have values and aren't willing to overlook shitty behavior for 10 minutes of dick. Some of you are so sex obsessed.

And no I'm not a frau.

[quote]What's he so excited about cause that ain't flaccid.

He saw himself in the mirror and got turned on.

R43, don't you know? To be a real he-man mascular top on DL, you need to prove your love for hawt alphas by loudly salivating over the most repugnant humans alive. It's all they know. Anyone who disagrees is a "frau."

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

You can set your watch to these mouthbreathers.

R45 - sadly, you are right. There are so many sex-obsessed guys here - and who are so uptight about what tops do and what bottoms do, etc. I figure they all have to be over 60.

[quote]r46 = I figure they all have to be over 60.

Guess again.

[quote]I get so tired of ANY man we're discussing and dissecting, there will always be a "admit it, if he dropped his pants, you'd suck him off right there and then" post. Speak for yourself.

Yeah that poster would obviously blow anything that pees standing up. Thinks everyone is just like him.

The DL prisspots have a strict list of requirements for how a man should think before he has the privilege of touching their no-no hole. 🙄

Obvious prosthetic.

Cut Eyetye . Who knew.

Chris, quit teasing us and start that OnlyFans.

I wish the electorate was smart enough to ignore politicians with a personality disorder.

It almost seems like a teaser for a future Onlyfans channel (or whatever you call it). The fact he's rubbing at it proves he's trying to tittilate. I'm actually ALMOST clutching my pearls at this right now.

r51 He's American. Most white American men are cut.

I've been with lots of Italian-American men and they've all been cut.

[quote] The fact he's rubbing at it proves he's trying to tittilate.

Either that or that he has an STI.

I guess this is why Don Lemon was so thirsty for him.

R58 - Meh - Don Lemon is fine AF.

Chris always had a nice body, but his face and his voice and the way he carries himself has always been 98% bro douchebag.

Chris has a nicer body than Don - but that's because he needs to. That's all he's got. You don't look at a pic of Chris Cuomo and just stare at his beauty. He's alright but not something you write about in your diary.

Does anyone know why the fuck he made this video with a sweatshirt on? Was he doing a workout - trying to be some sort of influencer or stupid shit? So beneath him for his age and as a news reporter.

Midlife crisis? He has kids in their 20s.

98% bro douchebag makes me rock hard.

a shame it looks mutilated.

What exactly was this from? I need context.

Cut cocks are nice and clean. No stinky cheese.

Buttermug

He's got my vote!

Chris is the perfect goombah. He has a hangdog-kind-of-ugly face and a hot body. But he has beautiful Italian skin with no moles.

How many times has Lady Lindzebelle had that?

I would ride it.

Love and would love to see more hot news guys like him teasing with their physiques on TV, actually. Fed up that the str8 guys constantly get their fix with “women journalists” in their mermaid dresses, high heels, and prom girls hair centerfolding the news, but all we gays get are Anderson in his live-report T shirt bicep shots. Hot television men news reporters, do your reporting in muscle shirts and commando sweatpants! 😜

If I rode that douchebag, I’m sure I’d hate myself two minutes later.

He looks like a guy with no idea his wife is fucking the gardener.

Now, how do we get Peter Alexander, Jim Sciutto and Phil Mattingly to come over and work out with him commando?

R72 and how do we get them in thin sweats absentmindedly cupping their junk?

With Chris Cuomo I always want to see a geographical breakdown of who likes him. I suspect it's all people from New York and New Jersey who think he's hot. I'm on the west coast and that goombah personality doesn't do much for me.

R72 You can keep them busy, while I have my way with Boris Sanchez.

R74, I am a native Angelino and he's my type. And then some.

But I tend to go for East Coasters with a blue collar affect (even if they aren't blue collar in actuality).

Well, now we know Chris Cuomo is circumcised.

R22 WAIT...whut? He supports Trump now? I haven't watched his new show. Shit, I can't FIND his new show

[quote] all we gays get are Anderson in his live-report T shirt bicep shots

What am I, chopped liver?

Phil Mattingly is a pass around bottom with a tight hole.

I think the most we can discern here is that Chris Cuomo is a desperate, needy attention whore.

r77: And it's the perfect kind of cut cock: a thick, meaty shaft with a large, flaring mushroom head.

Can he get it up at that age?

R22, he is a Trump supporter? How so? What's he sayin?

R84 See R29

The guy is gross.

R85, thanks for referring to R29. But R29 does not state that he supports Trump. Even during his CNN time Cuomo prided himself for being 'both sides' and being less left leaning than the rest of the CNN hosts. But to me that places him to independent or moderate and in regard to certain issues as flat out idiot, but not MAGA or Trump. Tell me more.

R87 You haven't been listening to him lately, in that case.

R77. I wouldn't have thought that civilized gentleman Mario Cuomo would have mutilated his son's penis.

Just fuck off r89. Just fuck off and die.

American men are cut. Deal with it.

^^That too will eventually wind down and end. Fucking barbarism.

If that was Jake Tapper, I would go wild.....

Cock News Network

He’s a sexy slut

[quote] What did he do to get himself fired? I can't remember and can't be bothered to look it up.

He posed nude for Penthouse, Rose.

if Andrew Cuomo dips in the polls, expect something similar, calling Sandra the box chef to release her pics!

r91 you need help. It's just a flap of skin, get a life.

I bet Lemon’s gotten him some of that at one time or another. 😈

“7 1/2, Chris? Come on!”

R97. That's where you are oh so wrong. It's so much more.

r100 again, get a life.

I’m all for it.