Rampant masturbation takes over a Seattle park

Looked it up on Google maps and Zillow and it looks private and the houses around it are 5-20M. So maybe wealthy neighbors looking for something to police. They'd have to be going there themselves. Not to defend the situation per se.

What the hell are they complaining about?

Need more photographic evidence

Looking back on it all, rampant masturbation was the best kind.

Go big or go home!!

Can't even yank it in peace anymore without a news segment being made about it, smh.

[quote] We're talking about getting rid of illegal and illicit activities, that include masturbation, inappropriate come-ons to people on the neighborhood, men pulling their parts out and asking women if they want to touch them.

Why would men ask women that?

R6 I am suspicious about this claim as well. Show us the police reports Karen.

It’s hard to find parking there on a sunny day.

Official park theme song

Is this worse than pervasive masturbation? Or widespread masturbation?

This should have been included in the “ do straights know how much gay sex is going on” thread.

R6 do you mean why would a man who thinks he has been stared at by a straight frau ever say that sort of thing? Even when sober?

As Reacher always says the details matter

Kurt Cobain & Courtney Love used to live across the street from this little park. It's the house where he off'd himself......

Having straight people look at up you disapprovingly feels like intimidation. The people making the complaints should be prosecuted.

What else would one do in a park?

R14 what the fuck are straight people doing in a public park anyway if they are going to complain after about seeing a penis or two?

"A community group, Denny Blaine for All, has sued the city over what it says is ongoing and unaddressed illegal activity at the park - which is an unofficial nude beach."

I prefer Denny Scott for All

The Friends of Denny Blaine in the blue corner vs Denny Blaine For All in the red corner, a heavy weight fight for the soul of a park , and in the middle a children’s playground that will not be built.

This could be a fucking mini series. This is great this is real,life drama.

Oh dear!

I have frequented Hippie Hollow in Austin and Haulover Beach near Miami. I have no problem being naked or seeing other people naked, but masturbation is sexual in nature. I have seen blatant examples in both locations. I would hate for these places to lose their clothing-optional status because some people cannot keep their hands off themselves.

Nudity is life-affirming; it feels great under a cloudless sky and with a steady breeze blowing. I would be furious if I was denied this opportunity at a place where it is legal.

R20, I think blowing may take it up a notch.

There is nothing wrong with a bit of a wank, rampant or otherwise.

If they're gross and nasty, none of you want to see the wanking.

[quote] what the fuck are straight people doing in a public park anyway if they are going to complain after about seeing a penis or two?

They say when they use binoculars and night goggles to view the secluded areas of the park, they are being forced to look at penises.

R24 you should know by now that the facts hardly matter.

You see the fat nude sunbathers on Google street view.

[quote]...masturbation...

Typical Seattleite poser pussies.

In my experience, clothing-optional public places such as beaches and parks are always filled with the most disgusting-looking straight people who you would never want to see naked. The couple at the link is typical of what you'll see.

How does a man showing a woman his cock and asking her to touch it count as gay sex?

[quote]R13 Kurt Cobain & Courtney Love used to live across the street from this little park. It's the house where he off'd himself......

The situation is KILLING PEOPLE!

[quote]R17 I prefer Denny Scott for All

I prefer Denny’s for All!

Do Beyonce and JZ's kids have borderline personality disorders like Kim and Kanye's kids?

R9 Are you sure this isn't the official song?

If you have to get binoculars out and have the willingness to do so; then its not really intruding on you.

You can hear the echoes from the screams of "Abner! Abner!" long after nightfall

Seriously they don't have more pressing problems? People are so provincial - stop worrying about what other people are doing with their genitals.

r36, thank you for a voice of sanity!

I can't even tell you the number of times I've seen homeless guys jerking off, pissing or taking a dump in Central Park. You just say to yourself "well, that's city life" and keep walking.

I think the outraged women should whip out their pussies, that would clear the mob.

The situation with this dumb park is idiotic.

It's a TINY park with a super tiny "beach". It was a super casual, mostly hippy type place for years with some gays hanging out there. Then people started making a big deal out of it with claims it was this fantastic gay enclave of inclusiveness when in reality, it was way more straight than gay. The recent notoriety has drawn more weirdos. It's frequently best to just shut up about a place and not turn things into a big deal.

The funny thing is, the actual gay park is like 3 blocks away. It's mostly hipster gays hanging out being super hipster.

Lets be real here ladies . You know good and well that if theres a cruise spot some queen is going to be doing outlandish shit like pulling a train or hanging from a tree in a sling . Its not enough to meet some guy and take him back to your place ,oh no,you have to be getting railed bent over the hood of your car as some kids birthday party is going on across the parking lot. Yes,you know Im speaking truth .

[quote] Its not enough to meet some guy and take him back to your place ,oh no,you have to be getting railed bent over the hood of your car as some kids birthday party is going on across the parking lot.

A parent chooses to have a kids birthday party in a parking lot, a parking lot where men get railed over the hood of a car, yet of course you blame the gay men for the situation.

I've personally never seen guys fucking near a childrens' birthday party.

Gurl I stopped reading at "Sophie Amity Debs, the co-leader of the Friends of Denny Blaine community group"

The 2 sex clubs downtown are meth dens, so what do you expect?

R42/43 I love my people but I know you bitches arent going to lie and act like we gay men dont get up to some seedy shit when sex is involved . Every decent gay cruise spot in my city got shut down because shady ass queens would be getting it on in broad daylight . Ruining it for everybody.

[quote] I've personally never seen guys fucking near a childrens' birthday party.

How about at a pool party?

SEX in the city

Well, of course! All those horny, spent gay men gone blind can’t be expected now to drive all those cars home to their girlfriends, wives and kids by themselves, can they?!!

Hot!

Nudity is not banned in Seattle; lewd behavior is. You’re allowed to march naked through the streets and we will have some folks doing that as soon as the weather hits 72 degrees. There will be pendulous veiny breasts on all genders. It will be Summer and this is America.