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Yeah. She caught it from a MICROPHONE

Woman Catches Herpes from Karaoke Mic Held Too Close to Her Mouth

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by Anonymousreply 31April 29, 2025 12:56 PM

I don't want to know what the previous microphone user was doing with it.

But I hear that the sound from the speakers was "squishy with an occasional crunchy noise."

by Anonymousreply 1April 28, 2025 12:15 PM

It’s amazing how many times just like this , people do not catch this sort of thing directly from other people certainly not from sex or kissing , but directly. Infected From holding microphones far to near their face, from sitting on toilet sets, taking a bite of an apple that is partially already eaten, and shaking hands..

STD interviewers here these true stories every day

by Anonymousreply 2April 28, 2025 12:17 PM

Dirty girl!

by Anonymousreply 3April 28, 2025 12:17 PM

Did she get gonorrhea from a tractor, too?

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by Anonymousreply 4April 28, 2025 12:35 PM

My partner‘s dad got crabs from a urinal in Italy when he was in the Navy in the late 50s. A crab jumped off the urinal onto him.

by Anonymousreply 5April 28, 2025 12:46 PM

Fucking amazing crabs in Italy. Its well known that in other countries the crabs can neither fly nor jump. But those fucking Italian crabs.

by Anonymousreply 6April 28, 2025 12:51 PM

R5 It's those unusual flying Italian crabs.

by Anonymousreply 7April 28, 2025 12:52 PM

It was a particularly fleshy and girthy microphone, with a bulbous spongy end

by Anonymousreply 8April 28, 2025 12:58 PM

PROSTITUTION WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 9April 28, 2025 12:59 PM

How does this not happen all the time, I cringe every time I see a singer almost eating a mic that's not theirs. I assume most normal stage managers or sound people wipe it down in between shows.

by Anonymousreply 10April 28, 2025 1:12 PM

I wonder what song she was singing.

by Anonymousreply 11April 28, 2025 1:17 PM

A PSA

Bring your own meth pipes to that next party.. Sharing can be risky..

by Anonymousreply 12April 28, 2025 1:17 PM

[quote]STD interviewers here these true stories every day

The article states that it is HSV-1 (i.e., the cold sore variety). The overwhelming majority of adults are infected with HSV-1, but many or most are asymptomatic. I wonder if she truly caught the HSV-1 from the microphone or the friction caused an outbreak of an existing infection.

by Anonymousreply 13April 28, 2025 1:21 PM

Back in the late 80's, a makeup friend of mine used a tester to line the inside of her eye. About 6 months later, her iris started looking lighter, but she thought it looked cool and wasn't worried about it. Then she started losing sight in that eye. Turns out she had herpes in her eyeball. They deduced that someone used the liner as a lipliner, and had an active herpe sore while using it.

by Anonymousreply 14April 28, 2025 1:22 PM

A whole new meaning to “hot mic”

by Anonymousreply 15April 28, 2025 1:42 PM

A whole new meaning to “caught on mic”

by Anonymousreply 16April 28, 2025 1:42 PM

That's how I caught HIV

by Anonymousreply 17April 28, 2025 2:15 PM

How deceiving that microphone looked so clean.

by Anonymousreply 18April 28, 2025 2:44 PM

WHET to catching it from the toilet seat?

by Anonymousreply 19April 28, 2025 2:53 PM

HSV lives a very short time on a surface. This is bullshit. She just wants to 'save face' and blame somebody or something else.

by Anonymousreply 20April 28, 2025 3:02 PM

[quote]But those fucking Italian crabs.

They're nothing compared to Las Vegas crabs...Crabs Casino!

by Anonymousreply 21April 28, 2025 11:07 PM

r20, according to Dr. Google, estimates are:

Herpes simplex virus (HSV) can survive on surfaces for a limited time. Studies have shown that: Dry surfaces: HSV can survive for up to 7 days. Moist surfaces: HSV can survive for up to 2 hours. Plastic surfaces: HSV can survive for up to 2 hours. Metal surfaces: HSV can survive for up to 1 hour.

If the infected person sang up to what- 8 songs before her, she can get infected. But who touches a public microphone to their mouth? Yech.

by Anonymousreply 22April 28, 2025 11:16 PM

*before she did*

by Anonymousreply 23April 28, 2025 11:17 PM

I got gonnorhea I of the mouth!

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by Anonymousreply 24April 29, 2025 3:59 AM

Leave Cheryl's pussy alone!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 25April 29, 2025 4:08 AM

Just because They tell us you can’t doesn’t mean it’s true.

by Anonymousreply 26April 29, 2025 6:48 AM

This is why I recommend lots of sex before going to karaoke because I'd rather have herpes on the glans than on the lips. Yes, the first infection point will always be at that spotto like lottery

by Anonymousreply 27April 29, 2025 11:22 AM

I here you, R2!

by Anonymousreply 28April 29, 2025 11:53 AM

News at 11 on wwkw

“A midtown man was arrested after being seen stuffing a karaoke microphone up his ass during a break at Beavers Bar. “

by Anonymousreply 29April 29, 2025 12:00 PM

The story left out that the woman is also a whore

by Anonymousreply 30April 29, 2025 12:24 PM

R11, Disco Inferno.

Burn, baby! Burn!

by Anonymousreply 31April 29, 2025 12:56 PM
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