What is Sarah Huckabee Sanders suffering from?

Why is there no " All of the Above" choice?

WTF is she wearing?

Chronic Proctalgia Fugax.

Unrelenting ass cramps.

By the look on her face, constipation.

Itchy vag syndrome.

The hair styling and makeup are good. The blouse is a No. The weight loss (due to Ozempic) has made her look deflated.

Wickedness

The world's only existing (almost) two-eyed cyclops.

The Hunchback of the Ozarks

Wonky eye syndrome.

“If I have to go to Eureka Springs, I’ll self-combust!”

My fat daughter also suffers from inflammatory cow disease. There’s no cure.

Hey, Sarah, has your old boss changed his mind on that disaster-relief thing yet?

How i wish I could ask her that to her face.

Bad taste in clothing

She must surely suffer from poor eyesight, and possibly color blindness. And possibly a form of dementia. It is fairly amusing that someone so mannish always opts for clothes with weird cuts, buttons, frills and color-clashes.

Who would put their mouth on that snatch?

white trashism

That's SODOMY, R16, and it's against GOD and the LAW!

Nepo baby narcissistic personality disorder like my fat daughter.

A chromosomal disorder due to inbreeding. Truly hideous.

"Severe inbreeding" should be an option considering what a dirty hick her father is.

[quote]Inflammatory cow disease

Veddy veddy interesting

Despite reports to the contrary, I was not ingesting scores of painkillers while pregnant with my fat daughter.

My fat daughter’s appearance, intellect and personality have NOTHING to do with my painkiller addiction.

She came out of me like that-20 lbs, sideways, screaming, fists balled up. Genetics are an amazing thing; clearly John or I had an obese Quasimodo in the bloodline somewhere.

My fat daughter RUINED me down there, and I was forced to go through multiple rounds of surgery to fix my ravaged body. The doctor gave me Percocet for the pain.

The painkiller addiction started when I left the hospital and realized I had to live with my fat daughter.

My fat daughter is much easier to take after washing down 6 Percocets with chardonnay.

This Lady has very sweaty haunch.

Congenital psychopath.

Poor genes.

The reality is Arkansas is a welfare queen putting lobster in the shopping cart when they can’t even afford fish sticks.

She’s gone full trad wife prairie woman.

She can’t cook like me.

[quote]The hair styling and makeup are good. The blouse is a No. The weight loss (due to Ozempic) has made her look deflated.

Nice try, but there's no way you can make a silk purse from that sow's ear.

Did she have her eyes cosmetically "corrected"? They look slightly less wonky (or perhaps *I* need an ophthalmologist)

Imagine if she sleeps with her mouth or eyes open…

She was matronly at seventeen. It happens.