This is 100% the ideal man!

She needs a better bra.

100% not the 'ideal' man - yikes.

"She has Double Ds!"

R2, why?

No R2, but we can't even see his eyes. It's like on grindr. Loads of those men with sunglasses in their profile pics look great until they show pics without them. And some guys just like more slender/toned look rather than big titties.

Even wearing that goofy harness?

That should say NOT R2

Big tits!!!

She needs shaping, not inches.

I'd like to suck on those nipples

You can't see over half of his body. And no one can be the hottest ever until you've seen him without sunglasses.

You could hardly do worse, OP.

Those harnesses always look so costumey and ridiculous to me. I don't get it.

So OP, you want him snarking at you like that all day long? THAT’S your ideal man?

OP, you couldn’t have done worse if you’d linked to a photo of Kevin Spacey.

Quite big tits.

He’s giving hungry bottom

meathead

I wish that there were more pictures of him

R18, why?

Computer says No, OP.

That harness isnt even leather. Its LYCRA.

OP- I guess your ideal is someone who looks like a PARADE FLOAT ( in leather).

R23, why a parade float?

His muscles are too big for me.

Is that Pete Davidson?

He seems very unfriendly, uncharacteristic and uninteresting. Now, i could be stereo typing him, but guys like him are rarely fun.

R27, why?

Those are called bitch tits for a reason.

R24- He looks like he attached himself to one of those helium pumps they use for the parade floats in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade- he looks way too OVERPUFFED and OVERSTUFFED- his arms , his chest.

R28 because clones are more into themselves than you

R31, why is he a clone?

R26, how do they lookalike?

Gynecomastia, every man gets it at some point in their lives it seems.

There truly is no accounting for taste.

It's a no to any guy that wears a strap like that, what's it for anyway, I just don't get the leather thing.

Cup size, please?

Is that Pete Hesgeth arriving for work at the Pentagon?

R38, how do they lookalike?

Ewww. Just...eww. Roided out, prolapsed STI machine.

That's a pair of plump full muscle tits. They look good in the photo, I'll grant that, but he just looks to me like a case where the photograph is hotter than having sex with this actual person would be.

Tits on PARADE

So, OP, are we ever going to find out the the identify of this mystery man or…?

He has beautiful lips

BTW, this pic was taken at the 2013 Folsom Street Fair. I'm surprised I'm the first one to find that out. There's also seem very similar posts to OP's on Lipstick Alley and reddit. Bizarre.

R45, someone's a copycat