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Mame, The worst musical film . Ever.

It's on TCM now. Not even Robert Preston could save this from that frog-voiced, mugging, miscast Lucille Ball. It's terrible. As Little Glory would say, "It's ghastly! Simply ghastly!"

by Anonymousreply 183April 30, 2025 4:41 AM

Really, OP? I think you'll find your opinion is a distinct minority around here... At least among those here who've even heard of this film.

by Anonymousreply 1April 27, 2025 8:00 PM

The material was creaky by 1974 and that was emphasized by the casting of a creaky leading lady.

by Anonymousreply 2April 27, 2025 8:02 PM

Jane Connell was robbed of an Oscar!

by Anonymousreply 3April 27, 2025 8:04 PM

OP, I know you feel alone in this moment, but many of us have lived through what you're experiencing now.

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by Anonymousreply 4April 27, 2025 8:06 PM

At the start of filming, Lucille invited Jane over for dinner. Gary was sitting there eating lobster and Lucille told her that the two of them would just be having leftovers.

by Anonymousreply 5April 27, 2025 8:07 PM

R5 Because Gary talked her out of serving the lobster.

by Anonymousreply 6April 27, 2025 8:08 PM

I like it. Bea and Jane are great and I don't think Lucy is the Trainwreck everyone says she is. It's not a great movie musical but it's not the worst.

by Anonymousreply 7April 27, 2025 8:11 PM

Now just wait a goddamn minute! This Lucy dame and I are going to have it out!

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by Anonymousreply 8April 27, 2025 8:12 PM

star

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by Anonymousreply 9April 27, 2025 8:14 PM

Thank you, r8.

by Anonymousreply 10April 27, 2025 8:14 PM

[quote] I like it. Bea and Jane are great and I don't think Lucy is the Trainwreck everyone says she is. It's not a great movie musical but it's not the worst.

R7 Exactly how i feel. I adore it. A ridiculous, campy romp.

by Anonymousreply 11April 27, 2025 8:17 PM

Did she sing it as written? I hope so.

by Anonymousreply 12April 27, 2025 8:18 PM

Oh god. I just saw an episode of “Good Times” last night on TVOne that featured Jane Connell. It was the episode when Thelma writes a play that’s going to be produced (despite that talent never being mentioned before or after) and Connell spends the whole episode saying, “Mr. Nicholson suggests this change” and “Mr. Nicholson wants you to change this” and she must say it 50 times. Terribly written role and this was AFTER “Mame”.

And of course she is playing Sybil Gooley in the “All in the Family” episode when Edith is nearly raped.

by Anonymousreply 13April 27, 2025 8:19 PM

I wonder how Madeline Kahn would have fared as Gooch in this disaster. I guess she would have stolen scenes from Lucy which is why she was fired.

by Anonymousreply 14April 27, 2025 8:22 PM

it would have been better with Barbara Cason as the rich bitch

by Anonymousreply 15April 27, 2025 8:26 PM

I don't think Lucy's voice suits the score.

by Anonymousreply 16April 27, 2025 8:30 PM

Barbara Cason

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by Anonymousreply 17April 27, 2025 8:31 PM

There's only two reasons to watch this abomination, Bea Arthur, who steals every scene she's in, & to watch Lucille Ball make a complete fool of herself.

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by Anonymousreply 18April 27, 2025 8:33 PM

I was NEVER in the chorus!

by Anonymousreply 19April 27, 2025 8:35 PM

MY song!

by Anonymousreply 20April 27, 2025 8:36 PM

Thanks r17!

by Anonymousreply 21April 27, 2025 8:43 PM

godDAMN but I want those pink lounging pajamas she’s frolicking in at r4!

i want to be BURIED in them! OPEN CASKET!

by Anonymousreply 22April 27, 2025 8:47 PM

I didnt realize that Andy Garvey was Mame's nephew.

by Anonymousreply 23April 27, 2025 8:49 PM

It would've been better with Helen Lawson.

by Anonymousreply 24April 27, 2025 8:50 PM

This topic is pretty well exhausted.

by Anonymousreply 25April 27, 2025 8:52 PM

It was huge. HUGE, I tell ya!

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by Anonymousreply 26April 27, 2025 8:52 PM

"This topic is pretty well exhausted."

So was Lucy. That was the problem.

by Anonymousreply 27April 27, 2025 8:55 PM

Dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 28April 27, 2025 9:12 PM

R25. As is your attitude.

by Anonymousreply 29April 27, 2025 9:23 PM

“Cut!”

“Get me a cigarette. Get me two!”

by Anonymousreply 30April 27, 2025 9:27 PM

I was molested by a cool rider.

by Anonymousreply 31April 27, 2025 9:33 PM

The ONLY movie version of Mame to watch, is the version with Rosalind Russel. Superior in every way.

by Anonymousreply 32April 27, 2025 10:01 PM

R32. Except that wasn't a movie version of "Mame." That was "Auntie Mame"; two separate things.

by Anonymousreply 33April 27, 2025 10:05 PM

The old, tired Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 34April 27, 2025 10:22 PM

I rather liked the picture, actually.

by Anonymousreply 35April 27, 2025 10:50 PM

It needed someone younger and more glamorous...like little Suzanne Cupito.

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by Anonymousreply 36April 27, 2025 10:58 PM

Lucy was the worst part of the film, but she wasn't the only bad thing. Neither Patrick was well-cast. The sets were lousy. The new orchestrations and musical direction were lacking (could "It's Today" be taken any slower???). And ultimately the direct is at fault for the total lack of energy throughout the film. It's hard to be screaming, "Live! Live! Live!" when you're in a wheelchair, attached to an IV line.

by Anonymousreply 37April 27, 2025 11:04 PM

YOU BLOW THE SHIT RIGHT OUTTA MY ASS... MAME

by Anonymousreply 38April 27, 2025 11:05 PM

A few challengers for worst movie musical of the Mame era:

the aforementioned Lost Horizon

Doctor Doolittle

A Little Night Music

Goodbye Mr. Chips

Star!

by Anonymousreply 39April 27, 2025 11:07 PM

Also John Huston's Annie and Sydney Lumet's Wiz

by Anonymousreply 40April 27, 2025 11:10 PM

The editing is a big part of the problem. Gene Saks was thinking too much like a stage director, leaving huge gaps for laughter and applause. It slows the pacing down.

by Anonymousreply 41April 27, 2025 11:13 PM

[quote]Doctor Doolittle

DOLITTLE, as in "do little" -- get it?

by Anonymousreply 42April 27, 2025 11:36 PM

R39 you forgot At Long Last Love

by Anonymousreply 43April 27, 2025 11:38 PM

I was a boy when a lot of those musicals came out. I love musicals and I thought they were God awful even as a child. Though I would like to give Goodbye Mr Chips another look simply because I remember Peter O'Toole being very wonderful. Star didn't even make it to the suburbs where I lived that's how bad it was. I love the lp I thought it was pretty terrific. Then I got to see the movie much later and I couldn't believe it was as bad as everyone said it was. Anyway it produced a great soundtrack album and souvenir book.

I saw Mame at Radio City and it's as though it was so horrible that they did it on purpose. You can't try to make a good movie and come up with that. The same with Lost Horizon. It's as if literally everybody in pre-production meetings was saying let's make a truly horrible movie musical. I mean was anybody looking at the dailies? Of course there are the people who think both of them are good movies and they really enjoy them and God bless them.

by Anonymousreply 44April 27, 2025 11:55 PM

The movie version of Mame has permanent place in my heart and I can watch it on an endless loop. My mom took me to see it in 1974 in Brooklyn. I was just a little kid and still remember that day like it was yesterday. It also lead to my interest in musical movies and musical theater. No I'm not a crazy theater queen but I do work in the entertainment industry on the finance side of the business. I've had a great career and met many amazing and famous people yes even Angela Lansbury many times but I never mentioned this movie to her. So thank you Lucy, Bea and Robert. I'm surprised it hasn't been remade. It's a great vehicle for some female star.

by Anonymousreply 45April 28, 2025 12:15 AM

Did Lucy get all of Jerry Herman’s pauses in the right places?

by Anonymousreply 46April 28, 2025 12:32 AM

Goodbye, Mr. Chips doesn’t really deserve to be mentioned with the other disasters. O’Toole gave a touching performance (different from Donat’s equally fine non-musical) and, while the score never really lifts, the school anthem is sweet and genuine (though I doubt a boys school would have “fill the world with love” back then), and Petula Clark is charming and moving by turns, and making her a music hall performer who can appreciate Chips’ qualities and life works for me. Sian Phillips (Mrs. O’Toole at the time) was droll playing an invented figure out of Beardsley and Firbank. It is a fair criticism to suggest the film didn’t need the songs, though it seems like a natural property for such adaptation. Am I right that John Mills did a stage version of the musical in England?

by Anonymousreply 47April 28, 2025 12:45 AM

My guess is that Mr. Chips still has some charms, r44. I think its main problem was that it was such a small story to musicalize.

by Anonymousreply 48April 28, 2025 12:46 AM

In Goodbye Mr Chips I hated the way Petula Clark was killed .

by Anonymousreply 49April 28, 2025 12:49 AM

Man of La Mancha

And it was so compelling on stage.

by Anonymousreply 50April 28, 2025 12:49 AM

OP, you'll find that while your view on Mame was fairly common 50 years ago. In the years following its release, saner heads have prevailed! Mame has been reassessed by a new generations who have appreciate it for the flawed masterpiece that it is. The biggest problem with Mama was a public who refused to allow Lucille Ball to play a New York sophisticate. They didn't want her singing Bosom Buddies with Bea Arthur, they wanted her working on a chocolate assembly line with Viv Vance. But with time and distance, critics throughout the world have reclaimed Mame for the warm and wonderful piece of family entertainment that it is. This does not mean that I am looking at the film through rose-colored glasses, and they primarily begin and end with Kirby Furlong! Where was Robbie Rist or Johnny Whitaker or even Brandon Cruz! Any of them would have been eons better than Kirby. Also, Jane Connell was way too old to be playing Gooch! Though, I think Madeline Kahn wasn't right for the part, certainly a younger musical theater trained actress such as Michele Lee or Beth Howland would have been terrific.

Was Lucy a little long in the tooth for the lead role? Maybe, but you have to admit the makeup, camera and lighting people did their work and made her look decades younger than her age. In It's Today Lucy doesn't look a day over 27 at least! Also, Lucy's excellent physicality and countenance gave the feeling of a much younger woman.

by Anonymousreply 51April 28, 2025 1:13 AM

Michele Lee? God only one of them, Ball or Lee, would have made it out of production alive.

by Anonymousreply 52April 28, 2025 1:16 AM

R41, exactly. When Bea Arthur makes her first appearance and speaks her guest line, it’s just dead air onscreen for several moments after.

by Anonymousreply 53April 28, 2025 1:20 AM

R50, it sure doesn’t help that Sophia Loren was not a singer and talks her way through the songs.

by Anonymousreply 54April 28, 2025 1:21 AM

R51 no—it was shit then, and remains shit to this day. So shitty that no one has bothered with any reassessment you claim to write of. From shit to shinola.

by Anonymousreply 55April 28, 2025 1:23 AM

Lucy was a good ten years too late to do Mame. Angela never would have gotten the part either at that point. Streisand would have gotten first dibs, then it would have been passed on to Shirley Maclaine, Liza, maybe even Liz Taylor.

Bea only did it because her husband was involved as director and guilted her into doing it as payback because they moved out West so she could do Maude. He was pissed because he was a HUGE deal in the NYC theater scene and didn't want to leave.

The movie musical Bea should have done was reprise her role in Fiddler on the Roof.

by Anonymousreply 56April 28, 2025 1:27 AM

R49. SPOILER ALERT!

by Anonymousreply 57April 28, 2025 1:27 AM

Petula Clark received good reviews for both Mr. Chips and Finian's Rainbow.

She probably would have been better than Julie Andrews or Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady.

by Anonymousreply 58April 28, 2025 1:37 AM

I am old and I will always love Lucy.....so I can take it.

Her scenes with the Upsons are fun.....and her scenes with the older Patrick when she lets him know how she really feels about what he has become have some bit and truth.....

And except for a few of the costumes - Lucy looks great.

Tell that broad to get her ass on that moon!!!

by Anonymousreply 59April 28, 2025 1:43 AM

bitE and truth......

by Anonymousreply 60April 28, 2025 1:44 AM

Mame is pretty bad but hardly the worst. CATS, MAN OF LA MANCHA, SONG OF NORWAY and many others are far worse.

by Anonymousreply 61April 28, 2025 2:59 AM

R58. Pet Clark was a serious contender to play Neely O'Hara. No. Really. She was.

by Anonymousreply 62April 28, 2025 3:15 AM

Song of Norway

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by Anonymousreply 63April 28, 2025 3:27 AM

R63. Mrs. Brady was a shit singer. I'm glad I put Drano in her coffee before her big Christmas Morning solo...

by Anonymousreply 64April 28, 2025 4:29 AM

Mame was a shitty musical to begin with, but it did give us one of the all-time great torch songs.

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by Anonymousreply 65April 28, 2025 4:41 AM

Pia Zadora would've made a better Mame!

by Anonymousreply 66April 28, 2025 7:15 AM

[quote]R56 Lucy was a good ten years too late to do Mame.

Far worse is the fact that she can’t sing, and croaks her way through the songs (?)

by Anonymousreply 67April 28, 2025 7:34 AM

In his scathing review of the movie, Rex Reed wrote of Lucille Ball, "Cut her in half and count the rings!"

by Anonymousreply 68April 28, 2025 8:20 AM

R44 here.

I've written here before that when I saw Mame at Radio City it was a Sunday afternoon. We waited on line for hours and got in and the place was packed. Imagine watching this thing with almost 6,000 people. Like being at an eagerly awaited public execution. I might as well have been a victim at the Spanish Inquisition. But and this is a very big but the audience enjoyed it immensely. They were singing and clapping along with the title number laughing throughout and even giving individual numbers applause. Then the movie went into general release and took a header off a cliff. Lucy never recovered.

You want an open casket wake? Watch Lucy singing It's Today on youtube.

by Anonymousreply 69April 28, 2025 8:54 AM

The film version of A Chorus Line is pretty dreadful. The only saving grace is Vicki Frederick and her amazing head of hair.

by Anonymousreply 70April 28, 2025 12:37 PM

R51 is either being ironic or delusional. This was an absolute turkey and I didn't first see it until a decade or so after it was released.

I'm guessing that during its Radio City run, it got the old Lucy fans who would watch her trying to deliver Chekov or Becket and therefore cheered on her attempt at singing---basically the old queens here who behave as though she was a great actress rather than a coarse B-movie filler.

by Anonymousreply 71April 28, 2025 12:44 PM

R41 And there was so much of it!

by Anonymousreply 72April 28, 2025 1:34 PM

[quote] Her scenes with the Upsons are fun....

In what way?

by Anonymousreply 73April 28, 2025 1:38 PM

I saw it the summer of the year it came out, at a big, old movie theater at the beach in Maine. There was a fairly decnt crowd there (it was the only movie in town and people went to whatever was playing), but I don't remember their reaction to the movie. It ws pretty strange for 15 year old me to see an approximately 50 year old pregnant woman singing "What do I Do Now?"

by Anonymousreply 74April 28, 2025 1:54 PM

[quote]Petula Clark received good reviews for both Mr. Chips and Finian's Rainbow.

"Finian's Rainbow" (directed by Francis Ford Coppola) is an underrated musical, and one of my favorites. Incredible score, and I loved three of the four main performances. The weak link is Tommy Steele, who hams it up as (and is MUCH too tall for ) Ogg.

by Anonymousreply 75April 28, 2025 1:56 PM

Unlike a lot of people I don't think the movie would have been improved a lot with Angela Lansbury. I didn't see her in the stage version but I did her on stage. Only one time, in Gypsy. She was great in it. But the movie of Mame was not well made, anyway. They got all kinds of things messed up. Angela would have been a much better Mame, of course, even if she was ten years older by that time--she was still young. But I don't know if they could have gotten people to go to it. She wasn't a box office draw, in movies. Anyway, I don't actually think even she could have saved this turkey. Not even Rosalind Russell could have. Angela always regretted publicly that she wasn't cast but she didn't realize how lucky she was.

by Anonymousreply 76April 28, 2025 2:05 PM

R75 The score and cast are good (and you're right about Tommy Steele) but they should have found a director who understood how to film a musical. From what I remember it wasn't a big budget, but I still think it could have been a lot better.

One thing I didn't get (but I saw this years ago, so I might be forgetting something). In the opening credits, why did Fred and Petula come from Ireland by way of the west coast, and travel across the US to get to a state in the south?

by Anonymousreply 77April 28, 2025 2:12 PM

[quote] I didn't see her in the stage version but I did her on stage.

Oops. Haha.

by Anonymousreply 78April 28, 2025 2:14 PM

[quote]why did Fred and Petula come from Ireland by way of the west coast, and travel across the US to get to a state in the south?

They got directions from the Von Trapps.

by Anonymousreply 79April 28, 2025 3:02 PM

Yeah, it sucks, but John Huston's Annie and Sidney Lumet's The Wiz are incredibly bad.

I don't mean just misguided, they are inept and poorly done.

by Anonymousreply 80April 28, 2025 4:07 PM

I blame Bernadette! She didn’t play the part, or sing, as written.

by Anonymousreply 81April 28, 2025 4:13 PM

Oh Jesus, I forgot about Man of La Mancha.

I will say that one of the reasons we Generation Joneses went nuts over Rocky Horror in the late 70s was that for many of ud it was the first GOOD new(ish) movie musical we'd seen, and we could see it in the theater instead of on TV chopped up with commercials.

by Anonymousreply 82April 28, 2025 4:36 PM

Xanadu wasn't too good, either, except about 5 or 10 minutes with Gene Kelly dancing with ONJ. And then there's Grease 2.

Grease (#1) was really horrible, too, in my opinion, though it seems to have become a "classic," now.

by Anonymousreply 83April 28, 2025 4:44 PM

And there's At Long Last Love, and one From the Heart.

by Anonymousreply 84April 28, 2025 4:46 PM

R82 Man of La Mancha is pretty much for James Coco’s Chubby Chaser Fan Club.

by Anonymousreply 85April 28, 2025 4:46 PM

The remake of State Fair (1962) directed by Jose Ferrer...it was not good, but it's like a masterpiece compared to Mame.

by Anonymousreply 86April 28, 2025 4:49 PM

Meh…

by Anonymousreply 87April 28, 2025 4:51 PM

Another bad musical is Paint Your Wagon.

A couple of people above mentioned At Long Last Love, but I'm in a tiny minority that likes that movie.

by Anonymousreply 88April 28, 2025 4:53 PM

Paint Your Wagon stunk. Clint made Lucy sound like Judy Garland

by Anonymousreply 89April 28, 2025 5:20 PM

[quote]and one From the Heart.

I like One From the Heart, r84.

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by Anonymousreply 90April 28, 2025 5:25 PM

Lucy would have been great in HELLO, DOLLY!

by Anonymousreply 91April 28, 2025 5:46 PM

r91 But Walter Matthau was fine in the role.

by Anonymousreply 92April 28, 2025 5:54 PM

Call me a Big Ol' Mary, but I really like Mame and especially the big number at the grand house with all the men in riding costumes. It still gives me a thrill.

by Anonymousreply 93April 28, 2025 6:15 PM

You’d fuck a horse in a barn, wouldn’t you?

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by Anonymousreply 94April 28, 2025 6:19 PM

Smarty r92! 😀

Dolly Levi would have been perfect for Lucy in 1968. The character is a schemer like Lucy Ricardo etc. and doesn't need to be a great singer.

Lucy was in fact included in Ernest Lehman's initial list of casting options. For Dolly, Lehman considered Lucy, Julie Andrews (probably trying to replicate his hit with her on Sound of Music ); Elizabeth Taylor, Maureen O'Hara and Carol Burnett. Crossed out on his list was Doris Day, who must have turned him down. Written in as an afterthought were Angela Lansbury and Deborah Kerr.

Lehman's list of Vandergelders is just as interesting: Jimmy Stewart, Rex Harrison, Richard Burton, Jackie Gleason, and Alec Guinness.

For Irene Molloy, Lehman considered Yvette Mimieux, Liza Minnelli, Mary Tyler Moore, Maggie Smith, Sally Ann Howes, Lee Remick, and Jane Fonda (!).

by Anonymousreply 95April 28, 2025 6:34 PM

It would have been better with Shelley Hack R66!

by Anonymousreply 96April 28, 2025 6:41 PM

[quote]Lucy would have been great in HELLO, DOLLY!

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by Anonymousreply 97April 28, 2025 6:41 PM

Lucy as Dolly and Gale Gordon as Vandergelder. Just imagine!

by Anonymousreply 98April 28, 2025 6:43 PM

Talking about movie musicals, are Footloose and Flashdance considered to be musicals? They have singing and dancing, but none of the leads sing any songs.

by Anonymousreply 99April 28, 2025 6:46 PM

They're movies featuring people on screen dancing not singing, r99. Musicals have people on screen singing.

by Anonymousreply 100April 28, 2025 6:55 PM

R99 really?!

by Anonymousreply 101April 28, 2025 6:56 PM

I liked Goodbye, Mr Chips......especially Petula Clark and Sian Phillips [then Mrs. Peter O'Toole]: "Oh, darling, I adore early English perpendicular."

The scenes when O'Toole & Clark are falling in love in Greece are beautiful...as is the song.

And of course London IS London!

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by Anonymousreply 102April 28, 2025 7:18 PM

Lucy croaking out the songs in her elderly, cigarette-ravaged voice was painful to hear.

by Anonymousreply 103April 28, 2025 7:20 PM

[quote]“Cut!”

[quote]“Get me a cigarette. Get me two!”

Right away, Miss Ball.

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by Anonymousreply 104April 28, 2025 7:26 PM

Ann Margaret tested for Irene Molloy. Her screen test was up on YouTube for a bit.

by Anonymousreply 105April 28, 2025 7:35 PM

R83- Grease (1978) was a fun B movie 🎥 musical but Can’t Stop The Music (1979) and St Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band ( 1978) really were HORRIBLE.

by Anonymousreply 106April 28, 2025 7:35 PM

Tommy

by Anonymousreply 107April 28, 2025 7:39 PM

[quote] I've had a great career and met many amazing and famous people yes even Angela Lansbury many times

MARY!-est sentence of the month!

by Anonymousreply 108April 28, 2025 7:41 PM

One of the weirdest things about the movie for me is the actual house they used for the Beekman Place apartment set. It was designed to look like a fucking mausoleum, so the scenes of people wildly having fun there look like they're in a horror movie.

by Anonymousreply 109April 28, 2025 7:43 PM

Song of Norway

by Anonymousreply 110April 28, 2025 7:44 PM

[quote]R95 For Irene Molloy, Lehman considered Yvette Mimieux, Liza Minnelli, Mary Tyler Moore, Maggie Smith, Sally Ann Howes, Lee Remick, and Jane Fonda (!).

I read that Ann-Margret really wanted that part. I don’t know why Gene Kelly went for an unknown instead. I’m not an AM fanatic, but she can sing and dance.

by Anonymousreply 111April 28, 2025 7:46 PM

[quote] Paint Your Wagon stunk. Clint made Lucy sound like Judy Garland.

And Lee Marvin made Clint sound like Risë Stevens.

by Anonymousreply 112April 28, 2025 7:47 PM

[quote]r107 - Tommy

Tommy was nominated for best picture. You may not like it, but it's not a bad movie.

by Anonymousreply 113April 28, 2025 7:50 PM

She would have been perfect with an age-appropriate Dolly, r111.

by Anonymousreply 114April 28, 2025 7:53 PM

R108 I was the asst. to the second barista who made cappuccino on the MSW.

Be careful!

by Anonymousreply 115April 28, 2025 7:55 PM

I liked it r113. I threw it out there to see what others thought

by Anonymousreply 116April 28, 2025 7:59 PM

[quote]Ann Margaret

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 117April 28, 2025 8:00 PM

No you didn’t R116

by Anonymousreply 118April 28, 2025 8:01 PM

It's such a shame that Judy Garland wasn't in good enough shape to do the original Auntie Mame on Broadway and then the film. She would've been absolutely perfect if she'd been able to stay off the pills and keep her shit together.

by Anonymousreply 119April 28, 2025 8:09 PM

Don’t you think the concentration of people who know Ann-Margret auditioned for a supporting role in HELLO, DOLLY! is probably higher here than anywhere else in the universe?

by Anonymousreply 120April 28, 2025 8:16 PM

If the moon shit electricity, civilization would survive another 20,000 years. But it doesn’t, so we won’t.

by Anonymousreply 121April 28, 2025 8:16 PM

Far be it from me to hold up Clint Eastwood as a singer, but pitted against Lucille Ball he wins hands-down. His voice is untrained, but musical.

by Anonymousreply 122April 28, 2025 8:17 PM

He's no Lee Marvin, r122.

by Anonymousreply 123April 28, 2025 8:19 PM

He's not even a Pierce Brosnan!

by Anonymousreply 124April 28, 2025 8:21 PM

[quote]R119 It's such a shame that Judy Garland wasn't in good enough shape to do the original Auntie Mame on Broadway and then the film. She would've been absolutely perfect if she'd been able to stay off the pills and keep her shit together.

Conversely, she should have leaned into her addiction and done Mary Tyrone, Blanche Dubois, Martha in VIRGINIA WOOLF, etc. Why not? At least it would have been truthful.

Perhaps she could even stretch herself to sing alcoholic Birdie in Blitzstein’s opera REGINA.

by Anonymousreply 125April 28, 2025 8:31 PM

Don't forget "At Long Last Love," another now lamented misunderstood "masterpiece." Another badly sung, acted, directed, and costumed cinematic turd.

by Anonymousreply 126April 28, 2025 8:47 PM

Judy Garland as Martha in Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf. Can you even imagine how insane that would've been?

by Anonymousreply 127April 28, 2025 9:01 PM

I read that Judy was approached with a major revival of THE SHANGHAI GESTURE, with Liza to play heroin addict daughter Poppy.

The new songs wouldn’t come together, though.

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by Anonymousreply 128April 28, 2025 9:03 PM

The Little Prince (1974)

by Anonymousreply 129April 28, 2025 9:10 PM

MARTHA …….. Judy Garland

GEORGE …….. Henry Fonda

NICK …….. Clint Eastwood and/or Burt Reynolds

HONEY …….. Connie Stevens*

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* Please Note: Miss Stevens must wrap production by May 15, as she is to go into “My Fair Lady” immediately after.

by Anonymousreply 130April 28, 2025 9:17 PM

Connie got the part, but for Eliza, George Cukor also considered newcomer Donna Douglas.

by Anonymousreply 131April 28, 2025 9:36 PM

Typical Cukor and his blonde casting couch...

by Anonymousreply 132April 28, 2025 9:42 PM

I saw “Mame” at the historic Ohio Theatuh as a 9-year old in 1974. The mood was joyless and funereal as we exited, but I recall, and gave credit to our packed house that stuck it out. I never realized that Patrick Labyorteaux was the swearing grand nephew in the closing scene prior to watching on TCM. Why did they cast that blank slate tubby boy as young Patrick?!

by Anonymousreply 133April 28, 2025 9:58 PM

Frankly, other than Robert Preston the entire movie was miscast!

by Anonymousreply 134April 28, 2025 10:36 PM

Do you like gin, Mamie?

Love I it!

Great - after dinner we'll get out the cards and have a game!

Some of the best lines from the play were left out!

by Anonymousreply 135April 29, 2025 1:29 AM

Barbra probably didn't want that cheap whore Annie Margaret to steal her thunder.

by Anonymousreply 136April 29, 2025 1:40 AM

OP, the movie and Lucy's performance have many tremendous flaws, but it's simply not true that Lucy "mugs" through it. If anything, one of the big problems is the opposite: She plays much of the role with a somewhat tired "grande dame" affect, not enough life and youth and personality.

by Anonymousreply 137April 29, 2025 1:42 AM

R8 I never miss a Liv Ullmann musical!

by Anonymousreply 138April 29, 2025 1:43 AM

R126 It's been mentioned a couple of times.

by Anonymousreply 139April 29, 2025 2:16 AM

R130 Henry Fonda was first choice and was offered the part of George in the original Broadway show but his agent turned it down. When he heard about it, he fired his agent.

I can't see Juidy Garland in the role of Martha at all. Maybe that's supposed to be a joke.

by Anonymousreply 140April 29, 2025 2:20 AM

Edward Albee wanted Bette Davis as Martha. That would've been perfect since Bette pretty much WAS Martha IRL.

by Anonymousreply 141April 29, 2025 2:28 AM

I tried to watch it. But I couldn’t take her hoarse voice and had to stop watching. She just sounded so bad.

by Anonymousreply 142April 29, 2025 2:35 AM

OP Actually Scorsese's New York NY is worse. I couldn't make it to the end. In the first 5 minutes you want Minnelli to run away from De Niro. He's not the least bit charming or sexy. And over the next 90 minutes they're yelling, screaming and whacking away at one another. It's exhausting and not the least bit entertaining.

Also, unwatchable and therefore worse than Mame is Peter Bogdanovich's At Long Last Love; it's embarrassingly bad and for the most part the acting is like something out of a mediocre high school production.

Ditto Xanadu which is headache inducing.

In comparison to all of the above, Mame seems professionally made

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by Anonymousreply 143April 29, 2025 2:45 AM

[quote]R140 I can't see Judy Garland in the role of Martha at all. Maybe that's supposed to be a joke.

It’s easier to picture after you’ve heard her drunken memoir recordings.

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by Anonymousreply 144April 29, 2025 3:02 AM

r143 I saw New York New York in its original release version. Supposedly it was 2 hours and 35 minutes, but I swear whatever I saw was much longer.

by Anonymousreply 145April 29, 2025 3:02 AM

R144 there's a recording of Ura Hagen doing Martha and her drunk scenes sound very much like those Judy recordings

by Anonymousreply 146April 29, 2025 3:34 AM

I think the problem with Xanadu is that it's so damn dull.

by Anonymousreply 147April 29, 2025 3:37 AM

It’s dull and ONJ couldn’t act worth a damn.

by Anonymousreply 148April 29, 2025 3:50 AM

[quote]Mame has been reassessed by a new generations who have appreciate it for the flawed masterpiece that it is

Only in your I Love Lucy fever dream. No one has reassessed except for those who say it's possibly worse than when it came out.

I like Goodbye, Mr. Chips. I didn't see a reason to update the timeline to the Second World War. But I love late Victorian, Edwardian, and WWI stuff.

I don't like Man Of La Mancha, but I didn't like the show either. But Peter O'Toole elevated every movie he was in.

[quote]Angela would have been a much better Mame, of course, even if she was ten years older by that time--she was still young.

Angela Lansbury looked old from the time she hit 25. And it showed up on screen. Rosalind Russell was too old. Mame was 35, tops. As with Rose in Gypsy, they keep casting women too old for the movie versions. What works on stage from a distance, never works in movies. Maggie Smith would have made an outstanding Mame. The movie still would have sucked because the musical mostly sucks, but she would have been great.

As for Judy Garland as Martha, it may have been thrown out there as a joke, but there's a real good chance she would have killed the part. You don't have to consider her problems with addiction to see her in the role. I never heard any of those tapes, but she proved her acting chops many times. If you can't see her as a love-starved, raging harridan with a very fragile core, you have a serious lack of imagination. Don't get me wrong, WAOVW is a phenomenal movie, and the cast is outstanding. But if were entertaining some alternative casting, Garland would have been a interesting choice.

As for Dolly? How old is she supposed to be. Streisand doing a Mae West imitation was cringeworthy. Shirley MacLaine and Debbie Reynolds were probably also too young. If you don't have a be a great singer, did anyone consider Ava Gardner?

by Anonymousreply 149April 29, 2025 3:55 AM

Angela Lansbury looked old from the time she hit 18.

FIFY

by Anonymousreply 150April 29, 2025 4:04 AM

R145 - NY, NY was later extended yet another 10 minutes a few years after its release.

There was an elaborate "Happy Endings" number near the end that was reduced to about a minute or two during the original release, but years later Scorsese got the number restored to the intended length.

Now the movie runs (some would say limps along) 163 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 151April 29, 2025 4:18 AM

[quote]r149 As for Dolly? How old is she supposed to be. ... If you don't have a be a great singer, did anyone consider Ava Gardner?

I've always thought Dolly was living by her wits because she didn't have the luxury of relying on her looks. I think the role was originated by Ruth Gordon, who's no knock out.

I'd think Ava Gardner at any age is probably too beautiful for the role.

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by Anonymousreply 152April 29, 2025 4:18 AM

You're correct, r152. She opened on Broadway. Shirley Booth did the role on film.

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by Anonymousreply 153April 29, 2025 7:29 PM

[quote]As for Judy Garland as Martha, it may have been thrown out there as a joke, but there's a real good chance she would have killed the part.

If she had held on a little longer, how about Marylin Monroe as Martha? And it would have great if she could have teamed up with Jack Lemmon again, in "Days of Wine and Roses".

by Anonymousreply 154April 29, 2025 7:30 PM

^ Marilyn

by Anonymousreply 155April 29, 2025 7:31 PM

R154, I hope you're joking, because the idea of Marilyn Monroe (of all people!) as Martha in Virginia Woolf is beyond ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 156April 29, 2025 8:35 PM

R149 Judy Garland didn't have the right toughness for either Martha or Helen Lawson she was too tremulous and vulnerable.

by Anonymousreply 157April 29, 2025 8:59 PM

Marilyn Monroe was too attractive for Martha, who was a slovenly frump.

by Anonymousreply 158April 29, 2025 9:02 PM

R158 In 1966 Liz Taylor was too attractive for Martha. It was a shock when she was cast.

Albee wanted Bette Davis. And Uta Hagan played the role on B'Way and she was no beauty either.

But Taylor gained 30 pounds for the role and wore makeup designed to age her and gave a performance that was unlike anything she had done before.

by Anonymousreply 159April 29, 2025 9:47 PM

The salt'n'pepper hair helped.

by Anonymousreply 160April 29, 2025 9:50 PM

Yeah, Ava Gardner probably isn't a good choice. I was thinking of her in Night Of The Iguana. She was a "broad" in that movie, but yeah, still too pretty.

No one jumped on Maggie Smith for Mame? I still think that would have been a great choice.

by Anonymousreply 161April 29, 2025 10:30 PM

She'd recently done Travels With My Aunt, r161.

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by Anonymousreply 162April 29, 2025 10:32 PM

Which was just on TCM, R162. She was great in that movie.

by Anonymousreply 163April 29, 2025 10:35 PM

I read a press release in 1985, r163. They were going to renovate the Wiltern Theatre in LA and turn it back into a theatrical venue. The plan was to open with Maggie in Auntie Mame. They renovated the theatre but it's not used for theatrical productions. It's too bad that fell through.

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by Anonymousreply 164April 29, 2025 10:44 PM

[quote]In 1966 Liz Taylor was too attractive for Martha. It was a shock when she was cast.

Liz Taylor could do slovenly and unattractive, Marilyn couldn't.

by Anonymousreply 165April 29, 2025 10:46 PM

I never like anything LB did except for ILL. She's not a good actress, and that movie especially was not a good fit. She was simply too old, and they did the whole thing in soft focus which was horrible. Ironically the Auntie Mame version with Roslin Russell is one of my all time favorite movies, and I thought she was amazing in it. She's one of those tired old popular actors that was given roles well beyond her range - like the number of songs Frank Sinatra sang that he completely ruined. Stay in your lane and thank the Universe you were given the chance.

by Anonymousreply 166April 29, 2025 10:54 PM

I think Monroe was very shrewd about her image. When she finally produced her own movies, she chose to play gentle, winsome characters.

I don’t see her wanting to play a bloodthirsty barracuda like Martha.

Was NIAGARA the only time she played a villain?

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by Anonymousreply 167April 29, 2025 10:57 PM

R167, she also played the bad gal in Don't Bother to Knock

by Anonymousreply 168April 29, 2025 11:08 PM

She wasn't bad, r168, she was disturbed.

by Anonymousreply 169April 29, 2025 11:20 PM

"I'm sorry I was ever part of this movie."

"IT WAS A TOTAL HORROR!!!!"

-Bea being interviewed about Mame

by Anonymousreply 170April 29, 2025 11:20 PM

R164 made that up.

by Anonymousreply 171April 29, 2025 11:27 PM

R164. Nice to see Randy Rainbow sold out...

by Anonymousreply 172April 30, 2025 12:16 AM

R169 ...she was just drawn that way.

by Anonymousreply 173April 30, 2025 12:31 AM

[quote]Liz Taylor could do slovenly and unattractive,

Preaching to the choir.

by Anonymousreply 174April 30, 2025 12:35 AM

[quote]Liz Taylor could do slovenly and unattractive, Marilyn couldn't.

Before Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, when did Liz Taylor ever play slovenly and unattractive in a film?

by Anonymousreply 175April 30, 2025 12:45 AM

“Mame” cries for a more creditable remake, even if it’s with stunt casting and presented on Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 176April 30, 2025 12:51 AM

It would be good with age apropos casting with Beyoncé or Adele. Maybe even the “Wicked” girls.

by Anonymousreply 177April 30, 2025 12:59 AM

1985, r171... it was in Drama-Logue.

by Anonymousreply 178April 30, 2025 1:03 AM

Lucille Ball definitely could act when she was younger. She just didn’t seem to think she had to act in Mame. She basically just played Lucy with a brown wig.

Only a gravel voiced Lucy in that wig with her facial skin clipped back and seen thru a greasy lens was just pathetic. I actually feel kind of sorry for her because of the humiliation she went through… but she brought it on herself.

by Anonymousreply 179April 30, 2025 1:41 AM

[quote] I can't see Juidy Garland in the role of Martha at all. Maybe that's supposed to be a joke.

Judy Garland could have been amazing in it. But you’re right, Judy’s distant cousin, Juidy, would have been lousy.

by Anonymousreply 180April 30, 2025 2:27 AM

r180, I saw Juidy in Antigone and she was marvelous.

by Anonymousreply 181April 30, 2025 2:30 AM

[quote] Before Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, when did Liz Taylor ever play slovenly and unattractive in a film?

Yes. It came later with the likes of X, Y, and Z.

And even later John Belushi characterized what everyone was thinking.

by Anonymousreply 182April 30, 2025 4:32 AM

If there had been one titled-

Joanie Love Chaci- The Musical

That would be the worst musical film ever.

by Anonymousreply 183April 30, 2025 4:41 AM
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