I Went To The Bathhouse Last Night- Yes, It's Me Again

Op did they threaten you not to use another punctuation mark ever again in life I’m just asking questions.

Zzzzzzzz

Zero to negative infinity.

This absolutely did not occur. Delete this, OP.

-7,407/10

R1 THIS!!!!

"I had a muscular guy say I was SEXY. He returned later and again called me SEXY- "

Was this before or after you slipped him the C-Note?

Jesus dude, what is your problem? You go to bathhouses, guys compliment you and yet you're most bothered by guys who walked by your room.

I go to bathhouses, I walk by most guys... it's a fucking bathhouse... we each have different tastes for faces, ethnicities, body types, and cocks.

R8- True- I'm just moaning. I really don't have anything to complain about- about last night. I don't mind peoples negative comments like R3, R4, R5. I'd rather have negatvie comments then NO responses to my thread at all.

Excellent. R9, just announced what will make it go away forever. Let's oblige it.

Did you turn any heads?

Face it, OP. They're just not into you.

R11- I was in my room the entire time except the one time I needed to take a leak. The compliment about my being sexy from the hot muscular guy and the compliment from the other guy about my penis being beautiful did indeed occur despite what R4 wants to believe.

R12- I don't mind your comment as long as you don't tell me Barbara Thorndyke style- Face it OP- you're limited.

Your penis isn't beautiful, OP. Prove it if it is.

R14- When guys compliment my penis which I would say is about 1/3 of the time THAT is the word they most commonly use to describe it.

It made me a bit uncomfortable when the hot muscular first walked into my room and started sucking me because I had not touched myself at all and I was the size of an acorn but he did not seem to mind ( plenty of guys who aren't even hot like him will check the fully erect goods first to see if its worth their time to even bother with sucking me). Once I was fully erect then all was fine. When the hot muscular guy returned later he said he wanted to suck ALL of the milk out of me- his words.

God, R15. It sounds like a horror show.

R16- Why is it a horror show?

R17. Because you sound extremely unattractive and have the writing and verbal skills of a mentally deficiant person. The "hot" men who want you must not be picnics themselves.

What bathhouse was this?

That’s nice, dear! I’m working on the mid-year family newsletter so this is perfect timing! If you get fucked before June 1st, let me know and I’ll add it in!

OP gets hit on by some prostitutes and meth-addicts at a bathhouse and wants to share his good fortune with the world.

Live interview at 10 o'clock broadcast.

"But MAMA - he said I was SEXY! ME, Mama - ME! SEXY! Can you believe it? Oh my stars!"

"Oh yeah? Well he said it TWICE MAMA, so no I didn't mishear him" Mama is always jealous.

Troy. Troy, NY.

Did you get fingered, OP! Did they finger you hard?!

R21- The last two sentences LOL.

I have never to my knowledge ever hired a Fred Garvin/Male Prostitute

R23- Finger fucked?

No, I'm not a bottom anyway.

R23. OP doesn't cover up his dirty pillows....they are big, flabby, and hairy.

“ Did you turn any heads?”

Yes. They turned to vomit.

OP, was it a mix of ages?

Yes. Gross old people. Gross middle aged people. Gross young people. Age diversity!

R27- Yes- it was a mix of people- ages and ethnicities.

R28- is not me

Thank you OP/R28 for being honest.

I couldn't be happier for you. We'd make a great team if I ever got a chance with some actual contact.

Through my open door as I shyly fingered my butt gape in long circles, I saw three little people in clown masks, two Airedales hopping on their hind legs, a Sioux, six black airmen, an Inuit with a blubber dildo, two Cajuns, a three-legged mule, a fine specimen from a traveling rodeo, three skinny white guys wearing red lipstick, and a Hottentot.

R28 R29- is not Mimi.

The erection I thought I was going to get while reading this thread is long gone.

Did you hose out your filth trench afterwards?

Which bathhouse? I thought they were all shut down in NYC.

Meh ..I went to California Pizza Kitchen then Crate and Barrel...who needs sex these days.

Was Bette Midler doing a show?

Excuse me sir, this is a Wendys.

R37, no Ms. Midler was not performing. She sent her regrets and good friend Edith Prickley filled in.

With all due respect, Miss, I have troubles of my own.

[quote]I Went To The Bathhouse Last Night- Yes, It's Me Again

Another missed opportunity to bathe, Skunky.

R41- I did my ablutions an hour before I went to the bathhouse. I was as clean as a whistle.

Op, are you 1000 years old? Because it seems like you’re hallucinating

R43- Why, because I used the word ablutions?

Yes—that’s why

R45- I took a shower before I went to the bathhouse Saturday night and I was as clean as a whistle.

There- is that better?

OP is an attention whore.

He also saw a partridge in a pear tree. (see R34)

R34 and R7- I am not a bottom. I never get fucked and I rarely suck. I've never swallowed another guy's semen nor ever licked an ass.

R48. And you lie....you've said you have in older posts, which have since been removed.

R49- I've said in other threads that I have NEVER licked another guy's ass nor swallowed another guy's semen. I NEVER get fucked and rarely suck. My favorite activity is getting sucked.

It's hilarious that OP details these intense verbal exchanges - one guy even coming back to repeat that he finds OP "SEXY" - when my experience in bathhouses is that talking is very rare. If someone finds you "SEXY" they express it nonverbally. The only times I spoke or was spoken to was during actual sex with another person, something OP doesn't even mention.

Who the fuck comes back from a bathhouse not with racy tales of steamy hookups, but boasting about some guy "liking" you???

R51 The hot muscular guy came back to my room to suck me again and that is when he again said I was SEXY. He did not return to my room just to say that word.

Learn to tell a story then, you fucking moron.

I don't see what the fuss is all about - all you need are a few of these. Just drop it on the floor as you walk past.

100% fool proof and time-tested since 1953.

Follow with the folded paper game of a pick a color, then a number. It really is that easy.

R50. You lie.

R55- It's true not a lie.

I sucked my first cock in 3 1/2 years in February. I had a hankering for cock that night so I indulged. I sucked him better than he sucked me( too much teeth).

'a hankering for cock'? cringe

Sounds like something an old fat guy would say after finishing a succulent Chinese meal.

Having an asshole that toots with the slightest provocation is not proof of cleanliness, OP/R42/R46.

Or non-fetishistic bathhouse appeal.

But as a lazy, uncommitted, demanding oral passive, you just sound like a chore for the worse and desperate.

R58- I am not passive. I'm a top therefore I believe it is better to give than receive.

OP: Which bathhouse, city?

We need to name OP, this dead affect autistic bathhouse troll.

Suggestions welcome.

What about the Boo Radley Bathhouse Troll? BRBT

You go to bathhouses but you won't post proof of this 'beautiful' cock? Fake.

R62- I've NEVER posted or texted photos of my Beautiful Cock to anyone.

Mama said my cock was beautiful - are you calling her a LIAR?

R64- Is not me.

Do you recline seductively on the pleather mat, a beam of light falling across your unshaven rather small testicles, hanging really low under your semi-hard extra large and beautiful penis? Do you brush and mouthwash before your visits? Do you kiss your partners? Do you tell them your real name? Are they allowed to lick your no-no - the behind hole? Or is that beyond the pale? Do you keep trophies of your assignations?

R60- Philadelphia/Club Philly

R66- I always brush my teeth before going to the bathhouse because no one likes DOGGY breath. I would tell them my real first name if they asked. Once in a while I kiss.

I've mention this on my other bathhouse threads- I've never used the apps like Grindr, Scruff or Tinder. Has anyone here on the datalounge ever found success with them?

No, nobody has ever had success on cruising apps. Lord knows how they stay in business. You're doing it right, OP. Bathhouse sex is the only sex, really.

R68- Some people here on the datalounge have started threads about people who were attacked by Grindr dates. At least a bathhouse is safe compared to the apps because no one has to know where you live exactly and if someone is harassing you at the bathhouse you can tell the management immeadiately.

Right you are! Take good care of your beautiful large penis. The world needs you to survive and share its abundance!

R70- Thank you for your well wishes. How did you know my penis is large ( it is large, but not horse hung but definitely bigger than average) I never mentioned anyone complimenting it's size.

Honey, no stranger in a bathhouse will ever compliment a small penis as "beautiful".

R72- I did not think of that.

VERY true.

Did you say hi to Lindsey Graham and did you do the nasty with him luv?

"I saw three little people in clown masks, two Airedales hopping on their hind legs, a Sioux, six black airmen, an Inuit with a blubber dildo, two Cajuns, a three-legged mule, a fine specimen from a traveling rodeo, three skinny white guys wearing red lipstick, and a Hottentot."

Yes, but was there a partridge in a pear tree?

R73. You lie. Earlier in this very thread you said the "bathhouse" was in Troy, NY. Then you said Philly. You also said your cock was smaller and then you called it rather large. What is wrong with you?!

[quote]and I was the size of an acorn

Skin only stretches so much so…

R76- The person who said Troy New York was not me and I said I was acorn sized when the hot muscular guy first entered my room because I am a grower not a show-er. I am a cocktail frank when limp but when erect my penis is definitely larger than average.

Yeah… the internet average

R79- As R72 pointed out- he figured out that I have a large penis because no one in a bathhouse or any other sex venue would call someone's penis beautiful if it was small.

[quote] I never get fucked and I rarely suck. I've never swallowed another guy's semen nor ever licked an ass.

A new definition of "underprivileged".

Boo Radley Bathhouse Troll, BRBT, is a very amusing EST. Or exactly the kind of creepy horny incel homo you'd avoid in a sauna.

Son, I told Dad what you did and he’s proud of you for putting yourself out there too. Soon, others will come to appreciate the shining star that you are!

Datalounge people I forgot to mention something else. Saturday night I also had sex with a Pocket Gay. He sucked me briefly and decently.

It’s ok, J.D. Did you run into Mitch there at all?

R85- Who is JD?

[quote] I always brush my teeth before going to the bathhouse because no one likes DOGGY breath.

What if you brush a little too aggressively and bleed unbeknownst to you? Don't want to catch HIV.

R87- I brush very gently just to freshen my breath and since I rarely give blow jobs nor kiss very often I think it's okay.

What about scabies.