Schumer just announced that he sent Trump a letter with eight “strongly worded” questions

What would those strongly worded questions have been?

1. Do you like me? Y/N.

2. Your Administration risks being a real concern to those of us who are standing by to work across the aisle with you. Are you willing to let us help you be an even greater President?

3. Dick York or Dick Sargent?

DL grannies love dried out third way dems, won’t be any complaints here.

I can tell you that the letter doesn't mince its words and tells him how aroused people are right now.

[quote]tells him how aroused people are right now

Pics please.

OP you find a link anyway, you lazy fucker

Who was hotter?

[ ] Dorothy Zbornak

[ ] Maude Findlay

3. Are you aware that you're making Susan Collins concerned?

And he did NOT dot the “i”s with little hearts like he usually does!

Take THAT, mister president!

Ohhhhh a letter, Trump must be shaking.

Duke's or Hellmann’s?

Are you looking to start WWIII with that one, R12?

Can Barron spread the word about Amy’s big comeback?

Uh oh! There’s gonna be trouble!

A nonstop train leaves Moscow for Leningrad at 60 mph. Another nonstop train leaves Leningrad for Moscow at 40 mph.

How far apart are the trains one hour before they pass each other?

And if you don;t answer these questions to my satisfaction, I shall be forced to dramatically remove my reading glasses and shake them at you!

Have you ever been molested?

Ellen Barkin responded “Balls of jelly” to the tweet at R15.

Boxers or briefs?

I asked Senator Schumer to convey my very deep concern, and to include a warning in a footnote that I sense my concern could soonevolve to “grave.”

We’ve had enough and you must answer my eight questions. And now, good day sir! I said, GOOD DAY!

Lawd. Why 8 tho?

8 Shestons.

🙄Meaningless. He’s now the Dem Susan Collins. Maybe David Hogg’s new group will primary him?

Does Melania spit or swallow? How about Stormy? Ivanka?

We have to stop putting 'President' on a pedestal. It's just a job. A CEO. We need to be able to fire them if they are doing a rotten job or threatening our safety.

R27 We should be able to kill them.

I guess Schumer doesn't know Trump is functionally illiterate.

right, he simply can't read

R29 There ain’t nothing illiterate about Trump. He’s not that smart but the old cunt can read. And he knows a read a bitch too. 😂

R31 Oh, yeah? Ya think so?

R31 Functionally illiterate.

If he wanted to get eyes on it, he should have used Signal chat.

1) Burke or Patsy?

2) Did Tony die in the last episode?

3) drain pasta?

4) gold and white or blue and black?

5) why don’t you spray tan your eyelids? I mean REALLY.

6) can god make a rock so big even he can’t move it?

7) explain the ending of “Lost” in fifty words or less.

8) WASSUP?????

He hasn’t had time to read the letter because while Melania was in the kitchen making the Sunday gravy, he was busy making Columbus Day great again.

I forgot a question. Gravy or sauce?

Schumer only sent the letter to tell us what was in it, certainly not to get Trump to change.

It's just the beginning of the political move.

Has AOC stopped laughing yet?

[quote[Has AOC stopped laughing yet?

Has AOC started writing any legislation yet?

R38 This will have zero impact on what Trump does.

We need action from the Democrats - constant rallies, press conferences, TV appearances calling out Trump's corruption. A non-stop public and media barrage.

Tersely worded letters are useless.

Who's On First?

G. or M.?

[quote]Has AOC started writing any legislation yet?

She’s too busy practicing taking her hair down convincingly and sticking your tongue in her cheek to show she’s tough and ready to take some punches for democracy!

Next, Schumer will unfriend him on Facebook.

It’s unfortunate that he isn’t sending the letter addressed to Donald J. Trump c/o Federal Penitentiary.

Does anyone in the Trump Administration care?

1. Is Melania more a Sally or Phyllis?

2. Depends or BeDry?

3. Who takes Barron's tests and writes his papers?

Senile old fuck.

Yes he is cross. Very cross.

Barron: Cut or uncut?

Time for gramps to go. Miss Hogg? Please make it happen!

“ (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman”