HOT husband learns more crotchfruit is coming

I know you can’t get me pregnant, but I would like you to try forever.

Get to work, daddy. Baby #4 needs shoes.

This will end in tears.

He can always start an OnlyFans.

If ONLY this was preventable.

I know this ship has long sailed, but I will never understand why people think it’s appropriate to film profoundly personal moments like this to share them with strangers on the internet.

All the fraus of IG will now attack him for not being supportive of his wife. Geez.

R6 it still is!

I was wondering exactly that, too, r7. Jeez let the man have a private moment while he's pondering this life-changing event.

What r6 and r7 said.

See my hot husband? Perfect upper middle-class house? And oh, by the way, we're still fucking.

This is a humble brag 3-fer for the Frau-A-Saurus Apex wife.

Intimacy is dead.

I can think of a few ways I could relieve his stress.

About one minute of scrolling through her Instagram and I want to cause her physical harm.

Not kill or permanently injure her, but just an annoyance level pain. Like a bee sting or a hammer to the thumb.

But I do want to do it personally.

Frau-a-Saurus is nice, Della, R11.

Her Instagram is all Me Me Me. I have a perfect life!

I have a coworker like this. She posts nonstop on Facebook about her “perfect” life. Then her husband had an affair. She’s a single mother now. She still posts nonstop on Facebook about what a strong, independent woman she is. You’d think she’d have learned to keep things private.

You’d think he’d have learned by now the benefits of gym sauna blowjobs and handies.

He has

Absolutely fake

What mystifies me is s that she has 23k followers. What on earth do they get from her? Is she delighting or entertaining them in any special way? I don't see it. She doesn't do anything extraordinary that hundreds of other blonde housewives on IG don't do, too. Are people learning from her anything? I wouldn't know what.

Don't want any more kids? (A) Wear a condom, or (B) keep your dick in your pants.

Now how simple was that!

Or stick it in her pooper.

🍆 ➡️🍑 💩

Does no one pull out and cum on the bitch's face any longer?

It’s a blessing for your country.

Do you duty, white man.

[quote] Absolutely fake

Yup. Nothing on IG or social media of any kind is real.....it's all faked/rehearsed/planned.

He knew how she was, yet let her be responsible for family planning by taking the pill.

He should have gotten snipped and made sure this didn’t happen.

Posting about perfect life = soon dead or in an ugly divorce.

And while we’re at it:

- How toxic and manipulative to let the children know that she was pregnant before the husband (or at least allowing them to be present when he found out). - As a childless homosexual in middle age who continues to make lifestyle adjustments to limit my impact on the environment, I get increasingly irate at straight people who seem to procreate with wild abandon. Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the carbon?!

So that IG is two women talking about their kids and husbands.

If I have it right, the hot husband in the OP video is Jake, and apparently he's also got his pilot's license.

I'd like to fiddle with his knob!

I may have to go back to Madison for a visit.

Blow some horny college boys and see if I can catch a few drops of Daddy's overflowing seed.......

So which one of you posted this comment?

[quote]ernabcn Dad is a gorgeous homosexual!

Just spitballing the real deal - they're in massive debt, he's fucking the other blonde she shares an Instagram with, uninvolved father, compensating for poor upbringing.

They have been married only 6 years and they already have four children. Damn, daddy’s got some strong swimmers!

[quote]the hot husband in the OP video is Jake

Of course it is.

I want his swimmers inside me

Meh. Like Luigi Mangione level meh.

What exactly did he think was going to happen, eventually?

Snip snip, guy.

I could give him some tips on how to handle this situation.

He's still hot.

Condoms are cheaper than kids.

Condoms don't change your diapers when you're in the nursing home.

Maybe not frau R41 but a healthy retirement account goes a long way to having a very comfortable life. Which you don't get when you waste your life raising your life's mistakes.

Get a vasectomy like every other straight guy

Put lube inside the tip and deal with it.

Why was he surprised? Has he already had the vasectomy and the wife fucked his friend?

Ten years that hot husband will be hot mess.

When I was a kid I didn't think husbands were involved in making a baby because on TV they always seemed surprised at the news.

He looks like he could be the toned, hotter brother of Jason Sudeikis.

Sudeikis looks are over-long over.

Ugh - these 2 blondes were besties cheerleaders in high school. He probably said stop at 3 - but she talked to her friend and said, oh he'll want it once it's here.

Looks like they have a nice enough life - but this feels less like - "let's plan our lives together" than "Oh he can work and he'll do what I say - happy wife, happy life, right?"

No wonder you see most middle-aged straight men just staring in the distance and checked out.

I've seen this scenario so many times - including wives who just quit their jobs when they found out they were pregnant. Their solution? Well, you (the man) better get a new job that makes more money!

I'm serious too.

Maybe he should have kept it in his pants.

Men love fucking indiscriminately but hate the consequences. No sympathy.

He's definitely hot so of course she wants his dick and he wants to get off but she seems quite manipulative. I normally don't but IG shit but his reaction kinda seemed authentic. She might've thought he would be thrilled but he seemed to fall into being practical about what impact that has on his responsibilities especially if he is the sole breadwinner. I kinda felt bad for him if that was a real reaction.

[quote]Maybe he should have kept it in his pants.

That's not how it works. Wives are in charge of birth control until they decide when the husband should get a vasectomy, "because it's the least invasive, dear." I'm not saying that accidental pregnancies don't happen, but most women know how not to get pregnant, and when they do get pregnant, there's a motive involved.

[quote]So which one of you posted this comment?

[quote]ernabcn Dad is a gorgeous homosexual!

Erna/MPC is alive and posting on Instagram?

I hope this doesn’t presage a Chris Watts scenario.

Her Instagram made me want to puke, and I only scrolled for a little bit.

He’s too hot for her, too.

Countdown to the inevitable divorce.

[quote]Condoms don't change your diapers when you're in the nursing home

I'm suspecting this isn't a mother who raises children to spend their days providing succour to the elderly. But perhaps I'm wrong. I didn't look at her Instagram. Is it full of pics of visits to Grandma in the home?

I can’t make it out on my iPad. Is that child handling the pee stick? These fuckers are too tacky to be allowed to reproduce.

He forgot this important rule:

For children, a woman. For pleasure, a boy. For ecstasy, a melon.

One more unhappy married man on Sniffies!

R41 - if you’re in a nursing home, your kids ain’t changing your diapers, either. But they are picking the home for you. And more kid$ means less likelihood of a good home.

That bitch is thrive-ing and you're all jealous !

I think the ultimate way to show that a modern woman can do everything would be an Only Fans of the three adults.

A married 30-something guy told me years ago that wives get pushy about having kids as the bio clock ticks louder. Moreover, I know of two cases where "one last kid" resulted in twins.

Mormons or Catholics?

I hate the video where she's showing off that he's flying a small plane to go to LaCrosse, WI for lunch. She wants you to know that they just fly places for lunch - including BEAUTIFUL LaCrosse.

I've been through LaCrosse - there's really nothing special at all about it. This is so 'look at our fabulous life' type of post that makes me gag. It's not like you're jetting to Paris honey.

And for all the people saying it's his fault - fucking grow up. He shouldn't have to get a medical procedure any more than she should have her tubes tied. It's called family planning - which means to her that she plans the family and he just takes it.

How awful to tell your young kids and have them participate (in order to buffer his reaction) and then video his reaction. She involved the kids and the video precisely because she knew it wasn't in their plan and having kids and video there would shut down any true discussion and reaction.

Now that it's posted - he has ZERO options but to support this otherwise, guess who is going to post a video about her husband not being happy with the 4th child?

This is abusive in my mind. It's not the 1950s with no contraception available.

“ Mormons or Catholics?”

Influencers. It’s a different kind of religion. But a religion nonetheless

r69's mommy didn't love him enough

More of HIM, and less of YOUUU in your IG, dear. This one is going to crash and burn once the romance with herself is over.

This could make an interesting Dateline episode.

The IG is mostly the vapid blonde mom and her vapid friend.

But where is the other dad?

R70 crypto-Mormon

[quote] And for all the people saying it's his fault - fucking grow up. He shouldn't have to get a medical procedure any more than she should have her tubes tied. It's called family planning - which means to her that she plans the family and he just takes it.

R69, you sound like the one who needs to grow up. Total abrogation of one’s half of the responsibility in choosing to have a child simply because the other partner could make the choice not to get pregnant is as juvenile a choice as any I know of.

If this expectant father had done the responsible, adult thing and made life-altering decisions for himself rather than allowing someone else to have ultimate control over his paternity decisions, he’d have gotten a vasectomy and done the planning as he saw fit.

wait, is this the same woman?

Luigi for Grand Marshal!

Prego—wrong thread

[quote]Meh. Like Luigi Mangione level meh.

All I can say R36 is watch your back. A disgruntled DLer might cut a bitch for saying that.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I don't think so. The oldest comment on her IG about this is 9 weeks old, and the Reddit you posted is 207 days old, or about 17 weeks. The two don't jive.

In addition to her insufferable narcissism, she has an extremely punchable face.

This has nothing to do with an original and brilliant idea I just had!

If you don't want more children, get a vasectomy.

It's bizarre how many reddit stories involve MARRIED women baby trapping their husbands.

Based on the number of "accidental" pregnancies, you'd think that the majority of birth control is only about 60-70% effective, rather than the 99%+ when used correctly or even the 91% when used incorrectly for homonal contraception or the 98% for condoms when used correctly or the 82-89% when used incorrectly.

I simply don't buy that these are all "accidents."

R76 - she's had 3 kids in what - 5 years? She's addicted to having babies.

If your stupid ass thinks for one second that she would ALLOW HIM to get a vasectomy, then I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. If he mentions it, it's always - 'but wait...what if in the future we change our minds' type of thinking.

She's clearly a insta stay-at-home mom more concerned about appearances than the economic reality of having a 4th kid.

I can't believe any of you are defending this woman. Ambushing him with his own kids while filming it for the 'gram. This isn't being a couple - this is the "go out and work so I can be a SAH mom and rule the household without your input".

It's disgusting.

In 1967 my mom barely survived her 6th pregnancy in nine years. Her dr. said: either you’ll be dead or he needs a vasectomy. Dad did his job—she outlived him by fifteen years. And this was old-school Irish Catholic Boston.

r85 has phrases like "a hole's a hole bro" and "just pretend I'm a chick" on permanent copy and paste

R87 LOL!

Sounds almost like the 🌊 🐄

R87 seems awfully familiar with that practice. Too bad you can't get a man.

If ever a clip needed the Larry David music added to the freeze

Hot dad is going to have to take his dick elsewhere for pleasures and needs. Likely mouths and/or holes that don't make babies.

Glory!

Hot Dad's not gonna be hot for that much longer what with multiple jobs and having to help wrangle four toddlers during the remaining hours of the day.

[quote] Hot dad is going to have to take his dick elsewhere for pleasures and needs. Likely mouths and/or holes that don't make babies.

R91 I'm available! 🙋🏻‍♂️😜😈

Hot dad needs a gold card to the nearest Home Depot Cruisy Bathroom™️.

Home Depot? How young are you?

The local college, park, library, bookstore or sidewalk …

The more interesting part is that SAHM still usually demands that the huband do his share of household chores of cooking and cleaning, as well as handle childcare in the evening after he gets home.

These days, you get excoriated if you suggest that being a SAHM isn't the absolutely hardest, most demanding, most physically and mentally exhausting job in all existence, so, of course, the father working full-time outside the house should do his share of the household chores.

I'm not suggesting that the SAHM should wait on the husband or be a bang maid and nanny. But, perspective people, perspective.

I’d lick his shitter!

I need him inside me quite deeply.

My friend’s wife got off the pill without telling him, and she got pregnant. They’d agreed before they got married that they both didn’t want kids, but she was lying. He then went and got a vasectomy without telling her. She was livid. Needless to say, they divorced. He does love his daughter, though.

Why so surprised? Why no birth control?

Stupid man.

Straight people's problems. Zzzzzz

She just sent him running into the mouths of eager gays and down lows in his area and future work trips. And once he experiences the joys of NSA pleasures he's gonna be hooked. Sorry frau you did it to yourself.

R103=delusional bottom.

[quote] And once he experiences the joys of NSA pleasures he's gonna be hooked.

I doubt he's a stranger to having a hungry homosexual hoovering the sperm out of his balls.

It took me until I was in my mid-thirties to really viscerally understand that when straight women have penis-vagina sex, the woman has to worry about getting pregnant. I mean, it wasn't a surprise or anything, but I just never gave much thought to it. Then it occurred to me how stressful it must me to have to worry about perhaps getting pregnant every single time some guy fucks you (with obvious exceptions). EEEK!

To me, that was always the most wonderful thing about being gay: I could have as much sex as I wanted, and never ever have to worry about having a baby. I mean, I don't even know why straight people have kids, much less gay people.

It took me until I was 8 years old to really viscerally understand that when straight women have penis-vagina sex, the woman has to worry about getting pregnant.

FIFY

Everyone does realise this is faked, right? It's rage bait to get people commenting on her post.

If that was her husband's genuine reaction, do you really think Mrs Look at My Perfect Life would've posted it?

R104: “ delusional bottom”

You’re being redundant. Redundant I say you are being.

“ Everyone does realise this is faked, right? It's rage bait to get people commenting on her post.”

Wait til my sister films the delivery room birth of a mixed race baby exiting my vajayjay into hubby’s arms!

We want 3 girls and 3 boys.