Melania Trump IS The Crypt Keeper in "Final Destination XLVII - The Descent of Democracy"

Who applied her false eyelashes, Erika Jane's assistant Mikey?

She looks miserable.

She's practicing for her final performance in the farce that is her "marriage."

All the filler and Botox can’t overpower the Slavic peasant genes

I wonder if these photos will make Trump run back to Laura Loomer.

It's cute that you think there are any human genes left in that face (and the rest of her body.)

Her nose appearance to have widened significantly since her last stint as Vairst Ledee.

^ "Appears," that is.

She looks more embalmed than Francis.

The curse of the Eastern European jowls has been placed on her.

I thought this was Michele Lamy at first glance

Black ages her like nothing else. She should always wear fuchsia, lavender, burgundy, and other bright colors OR lighter earth tones.

*Though I acknowledge that wearing black is not the only issue here.

This farce is what passes for a "good marriage" in American Evagelical, Republican and MAGAt circles these days.

R12 Like this snappy jacket? It definitely got tongues wagging.

I am beautiful woman 🤡

If she needs a better make-up artist, there's a nice guy in prison in El Salvador who could spruce her right up!

Who geeve a fuck about dead Pope?

Another contractual obligation at which she no longer even attempts to hide her misery.

She needs a deep plane facelift stat. I'm surprised. Has she given up? What else does she have in life besides her dufus son in college?

She’s really looking like her cabbage picking peasant ancestors these days

The lips are still plump and juicy from lip fillers. The rest of her face (and neck) just hasn't kept up.

That looks like Donald in bad drag.

This miserable useless cunt has the face she deserves

Prostitution WHORE!!!

Why would Daddy want that…that…TROLLOP, when he could have me!

I still look as fresh and dewy as the day I became a woman! I was 15 on that summer day as field hands lined up in front of the barn for their turn!

I can still hear the livestock mooing and braying while my pretty flowered dress was hiked up over my head, as Momma came out of the porch with a rifle and ordered the men back to the cotton field!

I beeg star in Slovenia where also I am architect speaking 5 language!

R27 The only thing you can say in 5 languages is "cash up front," bitch.

There are gargoyle-like women in Fellini films who looks better than her.

Normally, people look younger and better from far away. But in Melania's case, I first saw a picture taken from a distance and thought she looked horrible, just as bad as in the OP picture. Actually, worse I think.

She looked good on Easter but bad today. I think she needs the blonde highlights to soften her.

Apologies to Mme. Moreau....

Yep.

Formerly young, sleek, superficially hot, pouty and dour and contemptuous of all around her.

Now gettin’ old, not hot, yet still all pouty and dour and contemptuous of all around her.

Hopefully she’ll die soon now that her only child has left home and the vapid cunt has no other interests, hobbies, or friends.

R23 Exactly - talk about couples looking like each other the longer they stay together. Get out now before your currency is gone forever, Mel.

[quote]She looks miserable.

I'M IN FUCKING MOURNING, ASSHOLE.

FOR THE FUCKING POPE!

[QUOTE]Now gettin’ old, not hot, yet still all pouty and dour and contemptuous of all around her.

Yet, I'd be willing to bet that a substantial number of VIPs and dignitaries surrounding her thought "putana" to themselves at some point during the service.

[quote] the vapid cunt has no other interests, hobbies, or friends.

Excuse me?? That poosay is not going to tan itself!

That was the first thing I noticed, R7. I think that's a new fake Melania.

Dump should cut her loose and marry Laura Loomer. No one would care and it would be the least scandalous thing he's done.

Mail Order bride

Nah she’s just getting older r39. The nose gets bigger as you age (or rather, I think the face shrinks).

Fucking dried out old hooker

Cartilage everywhere weakens and stretches out with age. Noses, ears, ribcages, feet. My feet gradually increased two sizes during my 40s.

She's going to have to wait a looong time for grandchildren from Barron...

‘Gold digger’, ‘bimbo’, ‘trapped in a loveless marriage’…as the First Lady celebrates her birthday, have we got Melania Trump all wrong?

He's Time's Person of the Year and the next President of the United States. She is a former small-time Slovenian fashion model who rose to wear the mantle of First Lady. On the eve of the US presidential election back in 2020, friends, DC insiders and Melania herself gave Ben Judah the inside track…

She’s puffy, maybe from the flight, orange, and it’s tough lighting.

Are there any recent photos of her when she’s not orange? Does trump make her use self tanner so they match?

I like refer to her as Malaria - that seems to fit her overall aura.

If you didn't know who she was then she looks OK for a 55 yoa - on the other hand, she has a look that would turn one to stone and I bet she's a mean bitch in every sense of the word.

With all the drugs that the Orange Gargoyle is being fed, I doubt he cares much about how used up his 'other half' looks like.

Noses get bigger as you age - I know that, R42. But this is Melania Trump we're talking about. There is no way that vain plastic-surgeried woman would appear in such a public setting with her nose looking so much bigger than it normally does. Her nose did not look like that at the inauguration just 3 months ago.

Is she even Catholic?

Slovenians are usually Catholic, but her father was a member of the Communist party, so they were probably very secular if not atheist/agnostic. I don't know if there were restrictions on religious activity before the iron curtain fell, so I'm not even sure she could be called a cultural Catholic.

^I forgot to say at r51 that her mother's funeral was held at an Episcopal church. Which probably means nothing more than it's the church closest to Mar a Lago. I think Melania and Trump were married there, too.

I find it weird that she hasn't had a face lift yet.

Nobody really looks good after they’ve sold their soul. The ones who never had a soul to begin with and sold their bodies instead, the least of all.

Look who's talking at St. Peter's

I can't believe Mel's let her face sag like this. I'd congratulate her but I can't imagine she wants to look her natural age, not rich lady "ageless". Also she's getting that HARD look Princess Steph of Monaco got at 50. Princess Steph is just letting her face turn into an old butch lesbian.

R50 When she had a Papal Visit during the first term in the White House, it was reported that she was indeed raised Catholic. Supposedly, she was still a practicing Catholic in Washington (I don't know about NYC or Florida). Again, that was 2016 -20. (I believe it was said they were raising Barron as a Catholic, too).

[quote]She looks miserable.

You'd look miserable, too, if you:

1. Were celebrating your 55th birthday at the Pope's funeral, with your husband who is one of the most despised men on the planet.

2. Had a Orangutan of a son.

3. Had four step-children who hated you.

4. Were married to a 34-count convicted felon who was also found guilty of rape.

Complicit Hooker Cunt

That must be a fake Melania.

R56 - Yea - she looks rough in that shot. The one up-thread is straight on so you don't see the jowls or puffy eyes as much. Oh well, she's got all the money she'd ever want - I wonder if she thinks it was still worth selling her soul for what she got.

R12 To a funeral for the POPE?

There was gossip a few years back that Mel drank through Barron's childhood.

R63 Can you blame her ? I would, too.

Donald Trump pimped-out his whoring self and something that doesn't even belong to him - the US Presidency- to the 2 Biggest Johns Who Ever Johnned - Vladimir Putin and Mohammed Bin Salmon.

Throw in his son-in-law Jared Kushner as another whore. Who knows what he peddled to MBS?

I despise Melania Trump because she's a Bigot Birther and has enjoyed Trump's ill-gotten gains.

But in the Annals of Whoredom, she isn't even in the same volume as her husband and Jared Kushner.

My partner said she looked like a Sardinian witch.

Wow, @R56 she looks exactly the same age as Trump.

Daaaaaaaaaammmmnnnn.

Is she auditioning for "Oh, Mary"! ?

R53 Maybe the White House doctor told her she had to wait a while since her last one so he'd have enough skin to pull back.

It looks like she's waited a sufficient amount of time.

You'd look like shit, too, if the guy you went to the funeral with showed up in blue instead of black and kept falling asleep.

Sleepy Don!

R39 The fake Melania always wears sunglasses during her appearances. This one is definitely the real Melania, but her nose is really needing a retooling. It was much thinner the first time around.

Fake Melanie also smiles a lot. The Slovenian Whore hasn't smiled in 20 years.

Lol OP pic looks like she's going to testify on high goat prices in Kurdistan.

R12, one does not wear lavender or beige to a papal funeral.

Although Ms. Harkle would have worn orange with a train.

Dorian Gray. Trump is staying alive and well and passing his decline onto her. We are doomed!

I remember reading comments from a guy who worked as a handler on The Apprentice that Melania was a pill popper. There were several occasion during Trump's NY trials when she appeared very out of it, moving her lips in a weird grimace. I think she is a regular user/abuser of prescription meds. These pics were taken after a long flight, she had to be up early and was hungover.

R56 R10 was right. The Curse of the Eastern European jowls has been set upon her.

R77 Vut doo yoo meen, dee poppink uv peelz?

Aye em veddy classy ledee.

R77 Just like that other bitch Nancy Reagan, telling kids "just say no" while she was saying "yes, yes, yes" to her medicine cabinet full of opiates.

After all the criticism she's getting in the press for how bad she looks, she'll definitely be getting a new face. There's no way Trump would allow himself to be seen again with her looking like a turn of the century washer woman.

R81 Get ready for "The First Lady is having more kidney surgery" press releases from the White House.

[quote]one does not wear lavender or beige to a papal funeral.

I meant in general. Obviously, she had no choice for this occasion.

She looks rough for her age

R84 You could have left off the "for her age" part and it would still be an accurate statement.

Is that a spider intertwined in the lace of her veil in OP's pic?

Despised rich bitch JK Rowling (ROE-ling, rhymes with 'bowling') is five years older and looks much better.

Overprocessed skin from the multiple facials a week (one of her rare "hobbies")

I believe the proper terminology for a nasty old whore is "Rode hard and put up wet."

She’s the same age as J Lo who looks much younger.

Looks like she got filler in Florida and it migrated. No wonder Trump hates migrants

Not only does Melania look haggard, but mean as well.

What are all you cruel bitches talking about?

Thelma Ritter has never looked better!

She's as culpable as he. The quote I hear in my head when I look at her is "I know who I married."

Melanoma's outfit reminds me of this:

This is one hagsplotation movie I don't want to see.

[Quote] She looks miserable.

Because she has to do something for America in her role as First Lady. She hates nothing more.

R92 I think it's pretty well known around Mar-A-Lago, Trump Tower, and the White House that's she's a nasty bitch.

Her underwhelming memoir MELANIA has its fans -- and its detractors

Ok how old is this delicious queen at R99, Charles? Can I say dirty things about him?

She gets ridden rough and put back in the barn wet, at least 3 times a week by her gay hairdresser Sergio

Love the thread title!