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We can put a man on the moon 50+ years ago, but in 2025 we still can't do ___.

get a vaccine for the common cold

build roads with materials that don't get tons of potholes (unless it's a highway)

Anything else?

by Anonymousreply 39April 27, 2025 5:19 PM

Cure baldness. I know some forms have a solution already, but not all. It's a tough nut to crack apparently.

Vaccine for herpes.

by Anonymousreply 1April 26, 2025 6:56 PM

Not backslide into fascism.

by Anonymousreply 2April 26, 2025 6:59 PM

Was a man ever on the moon? Really?

by Anonymousreply 3April 26, 2025 7:02 PM

Aldrin is a fucking MAGA, so just that phrase makes my skin crawl by proxy.

by Anonymousreply 4April 26, 2025 7:04 PM

Make plastic wrap that doesn't stick to itself and becomes a mess.

by Anonymousreply 5April 26, 2025 7:43 PM

...we can't teach classes on Civics to the masses, hence their complete ignorance of the American government, the Constitution, and how both of them are supposed to work.

My idea? Make each person take the Citizenship Test (that immigrants have to pass to become citizens) before they are allowed to vote. Hell, we're already stretching the Constitution to its limits! WTF not?

by Anonymousreply 6April 26, 2025 7:52 PM

[Quote] get a vaccine for the common cold

Because the common cold, related to the Covid virus, constantly changes. And like the Covid virus, would require a vaccine at least every 4-6 months.

Plus the cold isn’t deadly so there’s not much energy towards such a vaccine.

Worst of all, we don’t want to hear the BS anti-Vaxxers gone on about how the vaccine made them retarded

by Anonymousreply 7April 26, 2025 8:01 PM

Stop farts

by Anonymousreply 8April 26, 2025 8:01 PM

[quote]WTF not?

r6 Because one of the fucking parties literally depends on the brainless zombie vote to keep it alive and in power, that's why. You'd sooner get a constitutional amendment deporting everyone with a college degree from the country before you'd get the one you proposed.

by Anonymousreply 9April 26, 2025 8:04 PM

OP if there was a vaccine for the common cold, do you know what that would do to the major pharma companies, and in turn, to our economy ? Just walk down the "Cold and Sinus" aisle of any CVS, Walgreen's, Family Dollar, WalMart, Target, supermarket, etc. and imagine those shelves bare - nothing on them. That's a lot of profits eliminated, and a lot of 'real estate' those stores will never again fill.

by Anonymousreply 10April 26, 2025 8:10 PM

Put a woman in the White House.

by Anonymousreply 11April 26, 2025 8:20 PM

We can put a man on the moon 50+ years ago, but in 2025 we still can't do...

...anything on the moon. I was hoping at the very least there would be a permanent science lab facility.

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by Anonymousreply 12April 26, 2025 8:26 PM

A cure for hangovers. Cancer schmancer.

It's like nobody cares - and yet it has affected 95% of the population for millenia.

Where's OUR red ribbon? Where's our walk-a-thon?

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by Anonymousreply 13April 26, 2025 8:42 PM

That's because the the majority of the taxes that used to be paid to the government by corporations and millionaires and billionaires are now going into their pockets instead. So the rich and getting richer, our infrastructure is not being repaired or upgraded, and the wealth disparity get worse with each year. And the MAGA and the Evangelicals all following Trump into the abyss and taking all of us with them.

by Anonymousreply 14April 26, 2025 8:45 PM

Make a popcorn fleshlight

by Anonymousreply 15April 26, 2025 8:46 PM

Come to terms with this.

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by Anonymousreply 16April 26, 2025 8:48 PM

Convincing, functioning penis enlargement.

by Anonymousreply 17April 26, 2025 9:37 PM

Reject a fascist dictator like we fought in WWII.

by Anonymousreply 18April 26, 2025 9:42 PM

Free ourselves from the tyranny of controlling, fear-based religious belief systems.

by Anonymousreply 19April 26, 2025 11:33 PM

We can put a man on the moon, but we can't seem to permanently put Elmo on Mars, where he so desperately wants to go,

by Anonymousreply 20April 26, 2025 11:51 PM

Have a national high-speed rail system in America.

by Anonymousreply 21April 27, 2025 12:01 AM

Design a hospital gown that covers your ass.

by Anonymousreply 22April 27, 2025 12:08 AM

Find a decent late night host successor to Johnny Carson

by Anonymousreply 23April 27, 2025 12:27 AM

Get financial backing for Streisand's "GYPSY".

by Anonymousreply 24April 27, 2025 12:36 AM

Sell good bread in grocery stores.

by Anonymousreply 25April 27, 2025 1:03 AM

R23 That was David Letterman, but we got Jay Leno instead.

by Anonymousreply 26April 27, 2025 1:11 AM

I try to resist conspiracy theories but at this point the moon landing or “moon landing” is closer in time to Henry Ford’s Model T than to us today. And we have never proven ourselves able to do it again; that has never happened in any other area of science ever.

by Anonymousreply 27April 27, 2025 1:18 AM

VACCINE??????????

by Anonymousreply 28April 27, 2025 1:23 AM

Find a way to kill Che Diaz

by Anonymousreply 29April 27, 2025 1:23 AM

[quote]I try to resist conspiracy theories but at this point the moon landing or “moon landing” is closer in time to Henry Ford’s Model T than to us today. And we have never proven ourselves able to do it again; that has never happened in any other area of science ever.

Um, there were six more manned voyages to the moon after Apollo 11, only one of which failed to land successfully.

by Anonymousreply 30April 27, 2025 7:31 AM

Control Covid - a fucking global health catastrophe.

by Anonymousreply 31April 27, 2025 8:35 AM

Thank you r30.

by Anonymousreply 32April 27, 2025 10:17 AM

We still don't have an HIV vaccine.

by Anonymousreply 33April 27, 2025 12:16 PM

I've always thought they (whoever "they" are) should be able to develop a substance that's equivalent to plastic in terms of its potential uses but is 100 percent biodegradable. And since this continues to be a major issue affecting our planet, the fact that "they" haven't is very unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 34April 27, 2025 12:22 PM

Hear annoucements by conductors on New York City subways.

by Anonymousreply 35April 27, 2025 12:22 PM

R34, not sure what kind of material you are looking for, but alternatives are constantly being developed. They're just not economically viable yet compared to cheap plastic. Also: All the plant based alternatives are harming the environment just as much as plastic because you need so much of it and expanding agricultural land harms mostly the rain forest. "They" keep looking though. Having said that: After 50 years on the moon we still don't know how to revitalize deserts.

by Anonymousreply 36April 27, 2025 1:34 PM

R13 Actually, only affects 75%. 25% of people don't get them. I'm one of them.

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by Anonymousreply 37April 27, 2025 1:39 PM

R36 That's nonsense. Over crops on 80% of agricultural land globally is being used in order to feed farm animals that are raised for milk, slaughter, wool, leather, etc.

by Anonymousreply 38April 27, 2025 4:54 PM

Find a cure for alcoholism...or at least develop a helpful 'patch' like the nicotine patch to help quit tobacco use. Is the booze lobby that powerful? How was the tobacco industry/lobby finally beaten into submission?

by Anonymousreply 39April 27, 2025 5:19 PM
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