Alert! Gwyneth Paltrow is eating pasta!

[quote] This, by the way, is not the first time that Paltrow breaking bread has been deemed breaking news. In 2021, she revealed on a podcast that things had gotten so dark in the early days of the pandemic that she had started eating carbs. “I drank alcohol during quarantine,” she said. “I was drinking seven nights a week and making pasta and eating bread. I went totally off the rails.” Do you know what Paltrow was binge-drinking while nibbling at sourdough, by the way? Honestly, you can’t make this up: quinoa whiskey.

She's in her 50s, she has two kids in college, she probably figures it's time to enjoy herself and nibble some starches, GOOP be damned.

She aged like shit. Helen Hunt and her could play twins.

face or ass, gwen.

Gen A child: "Mama - who is this old blonde lady talking about vagina eggs and eating pasta? Was she famous or something?"

Parent: "Shhhhh child. Yes she was famous - but that was over 25 years ago. She's just looking for attention."

Honestly - Gwynnie has turned into a special Guest Star on Love Boat type of fame for me. Completely irrelevant and a throw-back.

I hope menopause hits her exceedingly painfully and crippling. I truly do.

Zsa Zsa said it first, r4.

Goop gooping.

Yes, one ounce. And then "purged."

dont see the point of deprivation when you look like death warmed up

I'll never forget exactly where I was when I first heard the news...

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I threw myself down the staircase, went on multiple rollercoasters, took a bumpy ride in a a horse and carriage....believe me I tried!

I eat pasta too! One noodle a day!

r11, you're fabulous

Did she go to Burt Reynolds’ surgeon?

“Harry, bring me the carbonara!”