Barbra teases "major announcement" for Wednesday, April 30

Filming starting for Gypsy!

It’s the upcoming duets album. I just hope her voice isn’t totally shot.

She's retiring.

She’s going on a Blue Origin mission as all legends do!

Her late-in-life rhinoplasty.

She will slit her wrists live?

Everybody thinks she's already dead.

R7 there are millions of fans who disagree with you and can prove it with the 'birthday wishes' they posted on her social media.

^Triggered

Since she hinted about the major announcement” on a post featuring her reading a book to her young grandkids, I’ll guess that she’s written a children’s book.

R9 You spelled 'truthful' wrong.

Is she dead? Is that the surprise?

R10 that was my very first thought ! I think we're on to something.

Maybe it's 'Barbra the Aardvark' - a book about an aardvark that felt homely throughout her childhood, and became a major star at 21 ?

A second volume of memoirs.

She's going to request that you respect her privacy while she begins her transition.

How do you know when an actor is completely washed up? They write a children’s book.

R16 If that's the case, Barbra has held out the longest. Just about every celebrity - young and old - has written a children's book by 2025.

If it's a children's story it will be about an unloved and lonely--but talented--little girl, whose inner beauty is unrecognized by her mother and whose talent is stolen by her sister. But the little girl wins out over both, and forgives them.

When you’ve already sung with Daisy Ridley and Melissa McCarthy, who is there left to duet with…?

You’re saying Roslyn stole talent from Babs? or vise versa?

It’s definitely the Mall, but it’s not competition from Amazon that’s killing it. It’s those tariffs.

Barbra who?

R22 = Barbra’s mother

She's cloned younger versions of James Brolin!

She’s having HERSELF CLONED. The child will be ready for public view on her 18th birthday in 2043, just as Barbra #1 celebrates her 101st birthday.

Whatever it is, please God don't let it be the second part to My Name is Barbra.

She’s pregnant

Terminal cancer diagnosis

Maybe she's announcing she will be starring in the film version of 'Sunset Boulevard' - finally. She just wants to gently break the news to Glenn Close and Liza, first.

Her Mall is having a "Going Out of Business" sale.

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

Pregnancy.

She's going full frontal in her next "project." No, I couldn't talk her out of it. I'm no Gary.

She's filming her final 'Fanny Brice' movie, titled 'Funny Bubbe'. The trilogy will be complete.

She and Liza are doing a remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

Her new Only Fans account!

I would watch the fuck out of that, r34.

Jason's long-awaited baby sister! Coming in December!

She has the Trump pee tape!!!

OnlyFans announcement.

Yentl 2: Electric Boogaloo

She’s pregnant!

I'll watch her in almost anything.

Jason’s getting married!!

I wouldn't be surprised if she says her book's finally being released in paperback edition - and she added another chapter, so all her fans will just have to buy the new updated version, as well.

"Vivian Vance is her real biological mother ?"

I'm here for that!

She's having her knees replashed!

A remastered release with club remixes to the mega hit duet with superstar Kim Carnes. “MAKE NO MISTAKE HE’S MINE 2025”

R47 lmao. I wish!

R44 is probably the closest to being correct.

She’s going to announce that Trump isn’t a good president.

Anyone who thinks I’m kidding just has to read her posts on Threads. She makes these announcements about Trump as if she’s the first person to notice he’s not governing well.

She did an episode of 'Finding Your Roots', and found out her real daddy is Count Basie, not Emanuel Streisand! She will now be known as Barbra Basie. It's still a soft 's' like 'sand on the beach'. So don't call her Barbra Bayzee.

The mall is closing due to Trump tariffs.

Running for Governor

[quoteShe's filming her final 'Fanny Brice' movie, titled 'Funny Bubbe

First she's have to learn to be funny again. It's been a long time.

Cinnabon, coming soon to the basement mall

She's announcing she was asked to host the Correspondent's Dinner tonight, and she said "no".

Goddammit, Mom. This better not be another announcement that "I am a woman in love ... with meeee!"

The Abortion Hut is moving into the space left vacant by the closure of Forever XXI, just on case she ever needs to go downstairs to deal with an unexpected pregnancy.

Scheduled assisted suicide?

There was a rumor a few months ago she did a song with Mariah and Ariana.

That’s true R60. It’s been recorded whether or not it’ll be released.

A Roz Focker spinoff.

She's going to announce 10% off Happy Hours of 2pm to 5pm at the mall's Hot Dog on a Stick.

She and James experienced bed death, so they are now in a throuple with Joni Mitchell.

Her new book:

MY MOTHER DIANA WAS A RAGING BITCH

She's moving to Ireland.

Finally ready to confess that Marnie Nixon dubbed her in everything.

She has an incurable disease and the drugs they have her on are heavenly. Her own tribute to herself is the redone career retrospective film which will be released upon her death.

She's returning to Broadway !

She’s announcing she has Alzheimer’s, just like her mother.

Why does she hate her mother so much?

[quote]most likely, at 83, the last album she'll be recording

This makes me very sad. I remember finding her old albums when I was a teenager, and thinking to myself, how sad it would be when she becomes too old to record anymore. It didn't seem possible, at the time, that her glorious voice would ever disappear. Well, that day is finally here.

We're close to losing all the greats--Barbra, Liza, Bette, Diana, Dionne, Linda. It takes your breath away to think about it. We've already lost Donna, Whitney and Olivia. Sigh.

R72 On the bright side, we have Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Lizzo to carry the torch ! (Just kidding).

It will be something we don’t expect. Think harder.

R74 She comes out as transgendered ? She was really born as Robert Streisand and had 'the operation' in 1957 ?

You don’t know anything, R75. She was born SAMUEL, not the anglo Robert.

The basement mall is expanding!

She signed Neiman's as a long-term tenant. They'll replace the space vacated by Jo-Ann Fabrics.

She’s pregnant and they are thrilled.

Gypsy has finally been GREEN-LIT!!!

A 4K UHD Blu-Ray release of Up The Sandbox (Barbra’s Version)

Babs believes she is a lot more popular than reality does.

Her second 800 page memoir is looking for a publisher

She’s a star. She’d be great as the White Witch in Gerwigs new Narnia and she already has the straw-like hair.

Her first memoir at a thousand pages flew off the shelves - right into half priced books.

Young people don't know or barely know who she is.

Barbara who?

Gee, she hasn’t made a record since The Way We Were, right?