Jacob Elordi Nude And Wild Gay Sex Actions in On Swift Horses

This looks stupid and I guess they both probably got AIDS and died about 10 minutes after this was filmed

Well, at least one of the actors is gay. Progress!

R1 = Karoline Leavitt

Where's the beef?

I'm not quite sure why young actors choose to do sex scenes on film. They have to want to do it, so they must be very narcissistic, or exhibitionistic. I don't get why you'd want the whole world to see you doing something that's usually private. Whores.

Yawn

R5 - Julie Andrews

R5, you sound - how do I say this politely? - unfuckable.

R5 is the most unfuckable poster on Datalounge. Grossly obese, hung like a Ken doll and deeply ashamed.

"Still no tongue"

R8 R9 Yawn.

Is R5 that person named that I used to hear all about on DL? Some other posters referred to him as “the Brooklyn Sea Cow” IIRC.

Very ugly, fat, unfuckable, and possibly unemployed.

*that person named

Pity bout his non-ass.

Any pics of the Elordi peen?

eez jus da boys being da boys!

R14. Boxers would have been more flattering. He really is a stick figure.

He and Calva both are so scrawny.

I bet his got nice big swingers

Dude is smoking

R5, I think you may be on the wrong website.

My friend is a huge fan of his ...

R17 Someone posted a video of Elordi walking out of a coffee house a while back, and he looked like that alien in "Signs."

No cap.

Years ago, 70's, 80's, there was lots of sex scenes. Did Audiences really enjoy that, in the cinema? Whatever about porn or magazines; but b4 VCRs. Do Audiences today want nude scenes?

We want nude scenes without prosthetics, r24. I know I can see plenty of dick and ass in porn. I want to see regular actors, like Patrick Warburton, nude.

Wait till they come up with prosthetic asses!

R25, me too

Elordi is too tall.

Jacob's costar hurt his neck because Jacob is too tall!

[quote]Yay finally we've waited,

No, desperate incel OP. Just you.

[quote]He and Calva both are so scrawny.

He and Calva both are so nothing.

There, R18. Fixed that for you.

You're right, R24. But you're not supposed to question anything. The group-think gay Nazi patrol is on the thread and will shout you down for having an intelligent thought or a reasonable opinion.

It's true that Jacob is crazy tall and skinny, but that's kind of what makes him unique. He has an extremely beautiful face and body...but the body is stretched out.

I remember when he was on SNL (in maybe the most poorly-written episode ever?) and I was endlessly entertained not by the show, but by having to "negotiate" with my brain whether his height ruined his looks or not.

R8 That's easy to say on a forum. You're very brave. Say that to my face and I'll kick your fucking teeth in.

Being tall has its advantages. Easier to grab things for short people.

R33 the face part is debatable. He has some good angles.

I need to see turgid, erect penis.