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To my former colleagues at Acme Inc., affected by yet another layoff, reach out to me.

If I can help you in any way, I am at your service.

Sincerely,

by Anonymousreply 13April 26, 2025 4:16 PM

Problems at ACME? Oh no!

by Anonymousreply 1April 26, 2025 1:27 PM

MEEP MEEP

by Anonymousreply 2April 26, 2025 1:31 PM

Is Acme Inc, the American Stores supermarket?

by Anonymousreply 3April 26, 2025 1:36 PM

Save at Acme... tell a friend!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 4April 26, 2025 2:01 PM

ACME means THE BEST!

by Anonymousreply 5April 26, 2025 2:05 PM

r5 "who’s received on promotion"

Received what on promotion?

by Anonymousreply 6April 26, 2025 2:07 PM

R6 I shall receive you on promotion. This is the word of the Lord. Thanks be to God.

by Anonymousreply 7April 26, 2025 2:21 PM

R6, I assume R5 meant “no” promotion.

by Anonymousreply 8April 26, 2025 2:32 PM

r8 yeh but I like r7's line of thinking.....

by Anonymousreply 9April 26, 2025 3:29 PM

R2 Elite comment.

by Anonymousreply 10April 26, 2025 3:31 PM

R6’s humor is highly typo-based — you know, just like Oscar Wilde.

by Anonymousreply 11April 26, 2025 3:52 PM

What the hell are you all even talking about?

by Anonymousreply 12April 26, 2025 4:11 PM

Folks in my town called it Ac-UH-me.

by Anonymousreply 13April 26, 2025 4:16 PM
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