Katy Perry's mom moves

Oh gawd. Please don't tell me that three bang look is happening. Gaga had the same look in her recent video.

A conical bra? How reductive.

Orland Bloom has dad moves.

In the clip she is acting like a dork and making dork faces, ON PURPOSE. Sheesh.

What’s the purpose of the bulb on a stick near her cheek? Is that how she controls the playlist of previously recorded material?

When I first saw this same video earlier today I thought it was some amateur on Tiktok going for her 15 minutes. I had no idea it was Katy Perry and this was an actual concert.

She taught us these moves on our Blue Origin mission to space.

And this Daisy Dove Bloom is how I met your father.

Her mom was that ashamed that she had to move away?

These comments would be funnier if they weren't coming from the same people who idolize Billie Eilish. Now that's one who doesn't even move like a mom... she moves like a grandma

The moves are bad enough but the faces and looks she makes during them were bizarre.

She’s a colossal joke

She's clearly in on the joke, but the joke's not funny. It's like watching Republicans attempting comedy. Perry's thing was always kitchy "ironic" drag (usually of the vaguely culturally insensitive variety), but she doesn't realize that futurism/space-femme stopped being cool--Kanye West and Elon Musk killed it.

R8 Someone on reddit captioned that "waiting for him to grab a towel and then hearing the front door shut" 😂

She's reached the "performing while high on coke" phase. I would say that means her career's over, but she hasn't really had one since 2017.

Beam her back up, for god's sake!

It’s becoming a social media challenge

R19 Eilish is on a different planet.

It's weird when the public falls out of love with a celeb. You also look back and are "the fuck how could we have liked that in the first place?" So many examples.

Plenty of people disliked Katy from the beginning. She always felt very manufactured and phony.

And you people mocked my dance moves? AY-YI-YI!

[quote] She's clearly in on the joke

I don’t think so.

She reminds me of the kangaroo breakdancer.

She’s the comedic relief America needs right now.

Thank you, Katy Perry 🇺🇸!

Dreadful

This production looks like a disaster. Katy either didn't learn any of the choreography and decided to just wing it, or she doesn't want to be there, or both. Between this, all the creative choices she made for her "143" album and her trip to space, she's obviously reached the point of being out of touch with reality.

"Is this the line for refunds?"

Per OPs pic, more like REFUND GAPS.

Is she still “making space”? Or is this now officially “taking up space”?

I was listening to a news update on the weekend, and the presenter reported on two local events and then said "And while Katy Perry has no trouble filling arenas in Australia, she may be performing upcoming concerts to half filled venues in America due to poor ticket sales. Now, to the weather..."

Was she always this bad at dancing? I never paid attention before

Katy is such a dopey clown. She’s almost too ridiculous to mock.

I do think this will be her last real tour before she begins headlining at Ribfest. That’s truly her destiny.

People never really loved Katy Perry like they do Taylor or Gaga or Rihanna, but they did like her songs like "Firework" and "Teenage Dream." That's why her career died once she stopped making hits.

Katy Perry is the rare ten hit wonder.

It's like people hate her because she's moving into that last stage of Gustav Klimt's 3 Women.

Perhaps Katy will now devote her time exclusively to her astronaut career. 🚀

That fucking nun who died in court in the middle of her testimony cursed her something fierce.

Straight from the Finger Lakes

Looking at the background dancer doing the same moves, it’s supposed to be be sharp and robotic (with the wide eyes) but she’s just sloppily doing it.

I felt so embarrassed for her I could barely watch the video .

At the end of the clip, note that she cannot GET UP OF THE FLOOR without putting her hand on her leg for assistance . Sheesh!!!! We elders get a pass for that but we’re not pretending to dance

Katy is now pop music’s biggest punchline. Every story is now tied to some humiliating laugh at her expense. She’s a one-woman “Gong Show.”

She should truly embrace it and go full-on Weird Al because she’ll never be taken even semi-seriously as a “musician” again.

[quote]Katy is now pop music’s biggest punchline. Every story is now tied to some humiliating laugh at her expense.

J Lo went through this last year.

Weird Al is super talented though.

Laugh all you want but I've watched her Prizmatic tour bluray probably 25 times. It's fucking amazing fun!

That's a good point R33.

During the early 2010s, when Katy was as big or bigger than Gaga, Taylor and Rihanna, it still felt like those three where light years more famous.

And you nailed it as to why: They were actual mega stars. Katy was a the singer of some mega hits.

[quote] People never really loved Katy Perry

Never.

She’s always been lame.

When I first read the thread's title, I thought that was her Mom pulling a Joan Crawford "Secret Storm" move.

Oh yeah? Is that so! Let me tell you haters something! All you no life low life internet freaks who say I'm weird SWISH SWISH BISHES!

I am allowed to be weird! And possibly autistic or something! I broke no laws! Go crucify an actual crime breaker muthafukkas!!

There's just no female pop singer I like today. I'm old though. Having grown up with the Wilson sisters, Pat Benatar, Martha Davis, Tina Turner, Debbie Harry, Olivia, Karen Carpenter, Melanie, Linda R, Kim Carnes, and lot of others, well is it any wonder I would hate someone like Katy?

I still like Madonna but I know she’s a bitch. I like Megan Thee Stallion but she’s not pop.

Show's over Katy 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♀️

I thought she had quite big tits? I thought tits got bigger after childbirth, not smaller.

Or am I confusing her with another vapid wide blue-eyed poptart?

Las Vegas shows have always lost casinos money via ticket sales. The casino expects to make the money back via gambling.

I thought Resorts World was already struggling financially?

She is not a good singer, a terrible dancer, not that pretty or sexy, but seems nice. She has a few good songs (due to Dr.Luke) but is responsible for the two worst pop hits of the 2000’s—Firework and California Gurls.

She has SOOOOO much money why doesn't she chill. Does she really think she is some king of lifetime entertainer in talent?

Vegas shows and occasional award show appearances were always going to be her future, and now she’s even failing at that.

She's become the Valerie Cherish of pop.

why not raise her kids and ride Orlando cock and shift focus. perhaps amusing ironic clothes to middle age MILFs at target prices.

[quote]perhaps amusing ironic clothes to middle age MILFs at target prices.

Stay out of my lane, bitch.

Why won’t Orlando Bloom marry her?

But is the Jessica Simpson line amusing and ironic? that is sort of Katy's lane. Pop Kitsch

She’s so thin but seems breathless and sloppy. Like her workout routine is lifting and Pilates for cosmetics purposes, and she forgoes cardio and has little stamina.

So le wget this straight. The worst thing Katy did was support Dr. Luke after that flakey Kesha accused him of rape (seems a bit Blake Lively tbh), kiss the ground in a cringe way, not have great hits for a while now, and be kind of crazy while acting like she's the shit, therefore she deserves to be blasted and knocked down a bit.

Is that right? Did she do anything else?

She also married ugly, small dicked MAGA rapist Russell Brand R64. I forgot—he is also unfunny.

At least we got to see Orlando Blooms dick. It's the best thing she's ever done.

Redeemed in my book.

Her lack of singing ability was allowed to slide due to having some catchy songs and hits. Now her hit making days are over. Everybody sees there’s no there there, and has moved on.

She should just take a note out of Mariah Carey's book and just try to become the queen of summer with Firework. She should start dusting it off around Memorial Day weekend. Make the 4th of July into something it has never really been.

Selena Gomez has the same level of singing ability…but has branched out into acting and TV roles. Katy hasn’t done that.

r68 4th of July is reserved for Miley with "Party in the USA", as well as special occasions (death of bin Laden, Biden winning in 2020, etc.)

[quote] Is that right? Did she do anything else?

She killed a nun for real estate. This is not a good look.

You know there was a time when a 40-year-old woman had some reserve. Katy always had a cringe-factor at work and it’s only gotten worse.

Her body was so much hotter with a little meat on it. She's completely lost her tits and curves.

Dance Mom on "Hacks" does it better.

I never thought she was any kind of amazing music artist, but she had a few good pop songs. I get why people find her annoying, but the massive attempt to cancel her in the last year seems largely based on her continued collaboration with Dr. Luke, the guy Ke$ha claims abused her. However, a court found no credible evidence of that claim. Still, everyone and their mother on the Internet has their pitchforks and torches out for Katy's destruction, anyway.

She almost lost her bra on Sunday in Vegas. This entire clip is tragic. She doesn't sing a single line, she attempts to twerk, the production is cheap and weird. Yikes all around.

Who would pay to go see this? It just comes off as so fake. Not who she is. Wouldn't you rather see someone like this?

PUPPET SHOW

AND KATY PERRY

I don't care. I still like her.

Fuck off, cunts.

I actually thought this thread was about Katy Perry's mother and Katy was helping her move. I thought to myself "how nice of her" and then I realized you guys were talking about her shitty dance moves at a concert! 😞....Sorry about that! Carry on fellas!

She’s really kind of pathetic.

Man, she's fuckin' sad!

R80 Sorry, but no U Haul.

She's going to come out as non binary next isn't she?

It’s all downhill for Katy. Her lack of talent and stupidity has finally caught up with her at 40. Everyone hates her and she’s viewed as a vapid, uncool moron. Your best friend is Lauren Sanchez and you’re pretending to be an astronaut? Oh, Katy there’s nothing worse than a former pop star so obviously devoid of self awareness.

She should be very grateful. To be that lacking in musical talent and had the career and riches she’s achieved is an amazing and near-impossible achievement. She should retire and become a philanthropist to salvage her now worthless reputation.

Plus, you killed a nun. What a bitch.

Remember when she shaved her head a few years ago and was crying about some shit? I thought that was the end of her but here we are.

WHET background dancer Right Shark?

She wasn't famous yet when she was dating the guy who wrote this song about her.

Then they broke up.