Former Congressman and Renaissance Man George Santos Sentented

Oops, that should be "sentenCed."

[quote]housegow

Oh, dear!

Great picture choice!

How the mighty have fallen. Maybe (s)he can be entertainment director during he(r) tenure in the slammer.

Good! Fuck that lying Trump bootlicker.

They're federal crimes so he'll be begging for a pardon soon enough.

[quote]Judge Joanna Seybert handed down the 87-month sentence in U.S. District Court in Central Islip, New York, eight months after Santos pleaded guilty to 23 federal felony counts, including wire fraud, aggravated identity theft, theft of public funds, and money laundering.

7+ years for 23 felonies isn't bad. Then there's Robert Menendez, who got 11 years.

Yet, the adjudicated rapist with 34 felonies is president.

He doesn't seem like someone who would survive prison.

He will emerge as a beautiful butterfly and will call himself La Mariposa. I can't wait!

There's really only one sensible choice for him to make.

I loved back in '22 when his lies became apparent, the narrow R majority in the House kept McCarthy and all Repugs silent because they needed his vote.

[quote]There's really only one sensible choice for him to make.

Then we can count on him doing the exact opposite.

There are other people in his dystopian orbit that have felonies stacked against them as well, but will never see a day in prison.

He's just a crooked schlub so he pays for his crimes.

I'm just pondering, once again, “Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me."

[quote]There's really only one sensible choice for him to make.

God, tell me you don't mean Only Fans?

Like Cawthorn and Gaetz, Santos is just too fucked up to make it even as a congressional Republican.

She'll be fine. I see a big black buck as her future daddy who will pimp her out for honeybuns . That queen is going to get fucked so much she'll have to wear depends.

[quote]87 months in the housegow for his lies.

I read this as "87 months in a house gown for his lies."

He could be out sooner on good behavior…but does he even know what that is?

I find the "rape in prison" assumption as an additional punishment rather homophobic.

Will he survive?

Well that sure wiped the preening smirk off his doughy face.

Poor Kitara- when she gets in the pen none of that cagemeat is going to fuck that flabby ass. She’s in for a lot of lonely nights. I suggest she learns how to whittle a bar of soap into a butt plug.

Will his husband Matt stick with him during his prolonged confinement?

Dumb ass

He had said he would accept a pardon from Trump. Apparently none was offered.

Kitara, hun

santos being grilled by dr. phil (calm down... it's good) is wild

santos’ seemingly confident dodge-responses about his own birth/citizenship raises some, like, russia-gate-level espionage concerns ... something’s up.

MCGRAW: According to The New York Times, your Mother wasn't in the United States during 9/11. She didn't apply for a Visa until 2003.

SANTOS: So my mom applied for a visa. But I was born here to lawful, uh… green-card holders in 1988. Does that story make sense to you, Dr. Phil?

MCGRAW: I don't know.

SANTOS: Well, my question…

MCGRAW: I'm asking you

SANTOS: I’m asking you. Does that story make sense?

They will make him squeal like a pig in the prison shower stalls.

Pardon in 3..2..1

I was molested by Santo when I was 6 and sitting on his lap telling him I just wanted a sober mama for Christmas. 🎅. 🚫.🍷.

Trump's polls are in the toilet and only getting lower, so he doesn't have anything to lose by pardoning Miss Ravache.

For federal crimes, if prisoners get the maximum amount of good behavior credits they can reduce their total sentence by a maximum of 15%. He’ll serve at least 6 years and a month, if he has zero infractions and also does the recidivism education.

R19 who assumed rape,dear ? Miss George will be more than happy to suck and fuck away the long days .

Were all his besties there in the courtroom with him? Lauren? MTG? Matt? Nothing? Crickets?

With that FAT ASS he’ll make lots of prison friends.

I’m so glad I didn’t kill myself before the his sentencing now I really do have a reason to live. Thanks George Santos’s Judge-you’re the greatest!

Anyone who signs up to be George Santos husband deserves whatever they get or don’t get-fuck off…

Stinky fat-ass ass.

I will honestly miss him. I think he'll be out in two years though.

I'm in the running to be the next Pope

Do we think Georgie boy is a DLer? I’m sure she knows we’re here-Make your presence known ya bitch!

I don't really care. I'm tired of people pretending to be gay to get attention. As far as I'm concerned, he can stay there forever.

Quote[He doesn't seem like someone who would survive prison.]

Besides the harsh reality of prison life R8, healthcare in prison is terrible.

Some that big has to have underlying conditions (diabetes, hypertension, etc.)

He reminds me of what Rudy Giuliani would look after a year of t put on steroids and female hormones.

^ He reminds me of what Rudy Giuliani would look like after a year of being put on steroids and female hormones.

He’ll be sucking cock for cigarettes

He'll be sucking cock for cock.

That’s a long sentence. The bloom will be well off the rose when he’s free again.

I don’t expect a pardon, Trump has nothing to gain by giving one.

That plump booty will make him lots of friends. And maybe some free pruno.

What’s funny is Trump is still selling pardons to other people but Santos won’t get one.

[quote]He doesn't seem like someone who would survive prison.

He doesn't seem like he'd survive a trip to Walmart in Morgantown WV. But I love the choice of picture.

This whole episode is (somewhat) comical, but I can't get worked up about any of this. In the larger picture, he's just a hapless moron with no real power