Trump was so upset by ‘small hands’ reference in 1984 GQ cover story he told staff to buy up all copies

Short-fingered vulgarian is more apt.

Trump must have a TINY, TINY little puny cocklet, for him to be so insecure.

No wonder he's so unhinged.

Small dick syndrome.

Single and Fabulous?

THE FIRST THING I REPORT TO TRUMP after each of my meetings with world leaders is:

‘His hands were TINY. And you know what they say about men with small hands -- ‘

🎵 My hands are small I know, but they’re not yours they are my own… and they’re not yours my own 🎵

Short fingered, tiny palmed, orange colored vulgar rapist shitstain

Carter in 2015 shortly after Trump announced his candidacy.

Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer. He thinks nothing of saying the most hurtful thing about someone else, but when he hears a whisper that runs counter to his own vainglorious self-image, he coils like a caged ferret. Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.

Jesus, the picture of Carter is horrific. He looks like the “after” portrait in the 1945 movie version of THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY.

He does! And that Bozo hair was often the topic in VF's Mailbag (cut/don't cut) It’s hard to believe it could look even worse, but. as a geriatric, of course it does.

Doesn't he have a partner or close friend to tell him it makes him look, um, slightly eccentric? But I guess that's the point. At least it's not cotton candied like Trump’s.

Poor Trump. So tender to the touch.

Did he cry teeny tiny tears too?

No empathy for dump. I look forward to his death.

He was the best lover I ever had!

R9

When did Graydon Carter morph into Gene Wilder?

It’s way past time for Carter to change that hairstyle. What a freak.

Grayson needs gel and a comb over.

What a dumb cunt

From Carter’s autobiography:

[quote] Donald Trump is not a man who is easy to ignore. But I assure you, it’s well worth the effort.

[quote] Donald Trump is not a man who is easy to ignore. But I assure you, it’s well worth the effort.

Even from the literati, everything is now expressed as one-liners, written to get “likes”.

🎶 my hands are small I know!

That GQ story is still available online.

"The six-foot-two-inch frame is trim but well-nourished. The hands small and neatly groomed. The suit is blue and stylish—maybe a little too flared in the leg for someone who lives east of the Hudson. About the only thing that gives away this striver from an outer borough are his cuff links: huge mollusks of gold and stone the size of half-dollars."

ooooo, “striver”, that’ll send him into tiny fits of fury.

[quote] Even from the literati, everything is now expressed as one-liners, written to get “likes”.

It wasn't like this in my day.

One of this weekends parade floats is a depiction of Trump hands-mounted on a Mini-Cooper.

Also from the Carter autobiography:

[quote] The Hollywood Reporter had obtained a copy of Trump's handprint, cast from his own hand at Madame Tussauds. A study commissioned by the U.S. Army indicated that Trump's hand length of 7.25 inches hovers around the lower 25th percentile of hand length among military men. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Trump "does indeed have hands just below average size, particularly for a man standing 6-foot-2.'

Wow Graydon Carter is looking rough. And boiled

Well, he will be 76 next month.

Trump has been a pathetic little titty baby his whole life.

And hopefully dead R28.

Sorry R28 - I thought you were talking about Trump.

How could you lose track that Trump's birthday, a national holiday, is this Saturday?!

^ of the fact

[quote]“striver”, that’ll send him into tiny fits of fury.

But it didn't. He was so obsessed with the remark about his hands that he also failed to take the hint about his tacky cufflinks.