"The Balanced Man" Retreats.
This has got to be just jerking off in the jungle, right?
I keep getting ads for this in my Bluesky feed.
At first, I thought it was some sort of chest-beating, drum-circle bullshit, but now I've convinced myself there has to be some sort of sexual element to it.
Anyone else want to give it a try with me?
(And yes, as a card-carrying homosexual, I was instantly reminded of the episode of "Designing Women" where Bernice signs everyone up for a women's retreat and Anthony comes to help them and tells the organizer his name is Cindy Birdsong)
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 26, 2025 12:49 PM
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A great way to suck your friends off
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 25, 2025 12:18 PM
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Yes, indeed did you see the 3 queens who are in charge of this mess? A "Breath Specialist". A former volleyball player and designer? Guuurl please
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 25, 2025 12:21 PM
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Kenny, I can manifest my brotherhood with you orally some time between jujitsu and the "Expressing Masculinity through Pickle Ball Tournament."
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 25, 2025 12:38 PM
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Shouldn’t that read “supporting you through personal edging”?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 25, 2025 12:40 PM
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Will there be testicle tanning?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 25, 2025 12:44 PM
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In Costa Rica? Death wish?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 25, 2025 12:53 PM
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Isn't this the same thing Teresa Guidice's whacko husband did? Remember the video of him surrounded by all the naked guys blathering on about forgiveness and all that BS?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 25, 2025 1:24 PM
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I've got my caftan on standby!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 25, 2025 1:30 PM
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Maybe the guys in charge of it got an idea from the article about the orgasm camp.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 25, 2025 1:49 PM
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the volleyball player has beautiful hands. I would find that extremely distracting.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 25, 2025 2:18 PM
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Its the ultimate “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” for curious straight guys to get handsy and ballsy with another man…
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 25, 2025 2:54 PM
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I'd totally go as long as I could say no to all the running and whatnot.
Can I just hang out at base camp and uhhh... Be of service to my brothers?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 25, 2025 5:55 PM
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Sounds like the premise of an upcoming M. Night Shyamalan movie.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 25, 2025 6:00 PM
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It's money grab - and the organizers really don't care what it becomes - meditative bonding and self-reflection, full-on gay orgy, or a little bit of both, or neither.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 25, 2025 6:29 PM
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A bunch of screaming queens, I bet not a top or real verse anywhere in sight.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 25, 2025 11:33 PM
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All these retreats include a "spiritual gay orgy" or two no matter where in the world they take place. It's written between the lines. I may have been to one . . . Or two.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 25, 2025 11:42 PM
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Sounds like one of those Body Electric workshops but without the homosex.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 25, 2025 11:47 PM
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R20 Good. We're doing our part and having our protests. Just had two really good film festivals in NEPA.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 25, 2025 11:57 PM
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We were up visiting family and went to the Flaming Crab.
🤮
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 26, 2025 12:19 AM
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R23 yeah I don't usually reccomend eating seafood around here but for some locals it's all they know and think it's great
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 26, 2025 12:49 PM
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