My Cat Rat Lips

Mary!

Next time get a bespoke bonded pair of Bengal kitties. Just make sure they’re not fictitious, malicious, or delicious.

Yet, it is a show of trust.

r2: Outrageous!

I’m sad I should probably stop letting her nuzzle my face, etc. It would be like nuzzling a dead rat [bold]: ( [/bold]

I guess kissing the top of her head is still okay.

just wipe her face down with several wipes over the course of a few days. the rat stuff will eventually be gone.

I kissed dozens of cats that killed mice. I'm still live, never sick. Get over it, OP.

Should we break it to OP about litter boxes?

Apparently cat wood-rat lips once in a great while are worse than cat-ass-licking lips every day of the year.

And in your bed, to boot.

OP's toxoplasmosis is settling in.

That cat was willing to share a whole rat with you and look at how ungrateful you are.

First, dollface thread! Second, congratulations on your rescue cat!

Third, if you take her for regular wellness visits and have her on amtiparasite medication you'll probably both be fine.

Yes, you know the reason she brought that to you was to share her bounty (truly).

This is the truth: I did feel bad after slamming the door in her face, put on some shoes, and went out to stroke her head once or twice and coo a little bit as she snacked on her bounty.

She just caught me by surprise.

I should mention I have a real aversion to seeing dead bodies. I can’t look at the historic footage with piles of people from the concentration camps, I can’t look at car accidents… lifeless bodies just freak me out! I get chills.

Lol, R11.

I kissed a ratter then I died.

[quote] First, dollface thread! Second, congratulations on your rescue cat!

Dollface thread.

[quote] First, dollface thread! Second, congratulations on your rescue cat!

Is she a rescue cat?

[quote] I get chills.

Are they multiplying?

Aw, she brought you a prize.

My miniature schnauzer carefully holds mice in her mouth at the back door. Only one time, she set one down inside the door. It took days to trap it.

I get the aversion, OP. I found a cold, dead juvenile opossum in my backyard one morning (it really was dead, not "playing 'possum") I got rubber gloves and a trash bag. While I was picking it up by the tail to put it in the bag, a wave of nausea came over me. And I'm not averse to them. I think they're cute.

Do you know if kitty was fed well by the previous owner? If she feels sate, she may be less inclined to hunt. But the prey drive won't go away entirely. You can help her satisfy it by playing with her with toys that make her jump, catch, and grasp.

You also may be able to convert her to be exclusively indoors. I did that with a 13 year old I adopted. She had no problem with it. One day she was outdoors, the next day ahe wasn't.

Is her name DeForest Kelley?

I have a story about a cat and a half-dead rat (and that same cat and a half-dead bird), but it's too long to tell. Suffice it to say I ended up holding a rat tail in my hand as the rat continued it's reconnoiter of my house.

And I haven't had a cat since.

Sorry it's "its" in my post above. I hereby "Oh, dear!" myself.

OP, it’s a RODENT. They deserve to be dead.

I know exactly what to do OP.

Try not letting her out or going it on a leash. I adopted two cats who used to be mostly outdoor mousers and they didn’t miss going out.

How about not letting her out at all? If the rats are in your house be happy she gets em.

I shouldn't give a nasty Lezzie advice on a GAY MAN'S website, but it might help others, get some tapeworm meds FAST, make sure it's says for TAPEWORMS, she has eaten rats and squirrels and mice undoubtedly, and that's how they get them, keep her in and you won't have to worry, I guess, do you have rats and mice in your house?

a leash? only if your want to drag the poor thing. I've tried it with many cats. novel way of polishing hardwood floors.

don't bother with a leash unless it's a young kitten. Keep it indoors and it will get used to it. Play with it. rolled up 8 1/2 x 11 paper is a great cheap cat toy.

I thought you were banned, nasty R29.

To whom are you referring, R29? Surely it can't be me, because I haven't owned a cat for many years.

But if you could actually [italic]read[/italic], you would know that.

Thanks, R31, for letting me see that, because I have the useless idiot blocked.

I think rats are adorable, but I used to have pet mice and I've never been (or wanted to be) nearer a wild rat than watching them play on subway tracks.

Update?

It was a present for you. She didn’t know it was inappropriate.

Yeah it was a gift. Even indoor cats will sometimes bring you bugs

“Rat Lips” sounds a lot like my surname. I’m glad I wasn’t anointed with it in grade school.

Didn’t Bette Davis call Edward G Robinson rat lips?

So I would have been doomed even if I had a few cats around.

R31 you are the fucker that needs to be banned, a female cunt you are, go dilate with broken glass shoved up you nasty oily pussy bitch cunt

Was the meat tender?

Keep mouser inside like others have said. Problem solved. You also don't have to nuzzle her face, just the head. Most cats love a massage on the side s of their head under, not in, their ears. It also helps clean the ear.

[quote]I can’t look at the historic footage with piles of people from the concentration camps,

As opposed to all of us who can't get enough? Use it as their screensaver?

Yet another good reason to avoid pussy

I prefer My Pal Foot Foot.

OP, yiu in danger, girl.

Please give her to a more caring person, OP. Outdoor cats live a miserable existence before dying (usually by violence) prematurely.