Why won’t Jake Gyllenhaal age

It's all those salmon sperm facials.

What are you talking about? He really looks different than when he stated out. Much older and harder looking, still handsome but he looks 40 something for sure!

Virgins don’t age

Have you been drinking, OP?

He doesn’t look 40. Obviously he doesn’t look like he did in his early 20s but he looks no more than 33 easily.

His face has gotten more angular and his facial feature seemed to have migrated slightly from their original position.

Facial drift, if you will.

[quote] It's all those salmon sperm facials.

It’s all those human sperm facials.

FIFY

OP no matter how much you shill she's not gonna win a Tony . Although I've always found her Iagoesque.

Even when he was young Ang Lee said due to his wonky eye and asemetrical/ fugly features it was "tricky" to photograph him. Lee made him look as bellissimo as the old Hebrew will ever get on film.

Flashback to When He Was Young.

Jack and the audience will always have Brokeback.

Did Jack let him go Ennis?

He looks smug as fuck in that Prada commerical. I liked him in Nightcrawler and that's it.

I enjoyed all the ass shots Jake gave us on "Presumed Innocent" last year:

The closet doesn't age in this case, apparently.

He needs to take a drug to quit being a smug asshole. Never hear anything good about him. Stuck up rich New Yorker.

R15, isn't Jake from Los Angeles?

He was much more cute playing a high school kid with premonitions of his death.

Cant post a Donny Darko pic without what is considered one of the most epic scenes in the movie. This was basally how high school looked to me growing up.

Those "Othello" reviews should age him at warp speed.

When is Jake going to settle down with a nice young lady?

Is "mighty fuck around" anything like the song "Mighty Lak a Rose"?

[quote] and become the greatest actor of all time simply because he won’t age.

Yes, great acting is all about defying aging, as we all know.

He's 44 and could probably pass for 42 OP

The reason is that he has both a gigantic head and gigantic eyes, which we associate with younger people.

I mean, duh.

r23 he needs to whiten those teefs.

He looks like the corner butcher's aging stoner brother.

Emphasis on "potato clownface" aging.

Based on how he looks in R23, he could do Fiddler on the Roof next.

Rumor has it he bathes in the blood of virgin twinks....

He sexy man, like lieutellant.

Why won’t he do good movies anymore.

R25 hell yeah, he does.

He looks mid-40s to me. He's definitely aged over the years.

[quote] That tickets to “Othello” and “Glengarry” cost as much as $900 and $700 respectively for OK seats must’ve also stuck in the committee’s craw.

Theater for the rich. Broadcast TV for the poor.