Lordy, Lordy, Barron's Getting Pudgy - Must Be NYU Stress Or Son Of A Cheeto Stress

Yikes will he look awful with added avoirdupois. Get to the gym, fatso

Doesn't look good with a moon face

Time for some implants to give him that square face chisel look

Fug.

Dad’s good looks already kicking in.

Looks like he packed on the 'Freshman 15' and it does him no favors. I guess he enjoys the food at school, or he eats a lot of McDonald's like his father.

Why don't we ever hear him speak? Is he that autistic?

What's with this Daily Mail + that you have to pay to read articles. FUCK THAT SHIT! They should pay me to read their shitty articles.

Like father like son.

Anyone who wonders if Trump is his real father only has to look at his anus mouth.

I wonder if he has a little mushroom like daddy ? Can you imagine a button on a 6'8 man ???

Everyone gains weight their first year at college.

I don't think he looks that bad. I feel bad for the kid. He isn't bad looking just super tall.

Absolutely disgusting. If he doesn't watch out, he's going to be as FAT as my obese daughter.

His daddy ain't exactly what one would call svelte.

R12 Not everyone.

R15 His daddy calls himself svelte.

I lost weight my first year of college. I went in thin and left skinny.

R14 tell Agnes her titties were like two fried eggs on a nail

Sure, that's why he doesn't date. The secret service won't let him. Otherwise he'd be drowning in pussy. Mmm hmm.

How much fucking shit food do you have to shovel into your tiny pie hole to gain that much weight when you're NBA-tall?

Also: "Finance major"? Oh, my SIDES!

Kids rebel when you try to control their dating. This won't end well.

Strict orders from Daddy and Mommy : DON"T YOU FUCKING MAKE SOME COLLEGE BITCH PREGNANT!!!!!! Because an abortion issue fa christ sakes........stick to masturbating to Ivanna

What to do if Barron is bi???

JD Vance had a talk with Barron - told him fucking couch cushions was way safer than fucking college girls. He speaks from experience.

Who wrote the headline?

I hope he gains another 15 each year … and launches a 0/10 absolutely disastrous bro podcast

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

I assume that lard-ass behind him is his Secret Service agent, don’t they even have minimum BMI requirements?

Well wow

If he keeps on porking up it's likely because he's unhappy.

From the article OP posted:

In a recent conversation with Laura Ingraham, President Trump mentioned that his son had 'an unbelievable aptitude in technology.'

'I turn off his laptop, I said, "Oh good" and I go back five minutes later, he's got his laptop. I said, "How'd you do that?"' Trump said.

Apparently his son replied, "None of your business, Dad", the 78-year-old revealed.

Is that really what we're calling fat these days? He looks fine if a bit tired. Leave the kid alone.

R31 So this shows what a disobedient son Fatso is, and Orange man has no control over his 19 year old son.

BeBest !

He needs to cut out the sugar.

Fug ass Lurch. Can he even say " you rang?" He's got the look of his mother, too, whom I absolutely loathe as well.

He needs to consume more red dye in his diet.

Look at the fat ass behind him. Looks like he's wearing a girdle. I thought SS people were supposed to be in shape?

All of the Trump boys are pear shaped. It was only a matter of time for Lurch.

"as he dragged his backpack away from campus"—lol!

Trump and Co. demonize education while sending their kids to the most expensive colleges possible

He is TALL, so to look chubby, it's more like he gained a Freshman Fifty.

r8, you can use archive.ph to read the "pay for reading" articles on DM. I do it all the time.

Fat incel

R7, Barron is just a good, old-fashioned retard.

He has the knock knees and zero crotch bulge of daddy.

But what about the big ass? C'mon, paps- do your job!

Cherchez la Lurch

Slobenian Peasant Genes.

He's in training to be my stand in.

It's quite an achievement to be overweight when you're that tall and 19.

When I was that age and at university, my mother would always tell me I was too skinny when I'd come home to visit. I think I was probably a normal weight, but I probably did lose some, because I'd gone from her homecooked meals to eating small student meals. I guess Barron still gets all his meals cooked for him.

eating small student meals….

Said no freshman at an American college dining commons, ever.

He’s not overweight. He’s just not skinny anymore. He’s turning into an adult and looking a lot like Daddy.

Obese!

How long before Melania wants nothing more to do with him ? He looks like his daddy, and that's the last thing she probably ever wanted. She'll turn on him quicker than Donald turned on Tiffany.

[quote]It's quite an achievement to be overweight when you're that tall and 19.

At this rate, he'll be fused to a sofa by 40.

Freshman year at 19yo 6'5 162lbs. On the swim team.8,000 calories a day. Use to sweat when I ate which was 24/7. My gran thought I had a tape worm. She stuffed me like a veal calf. Sophmore year balloned to 172lbs. Those were the days.

Your gran was way off base. EVERYONE knows tapeworms love veal.

What do you weigh-in at now, R14. And how old are you?

BOOM-baba!

Fuck Barron. I want to know why the SS agent looks like he's sporting a French Manicure?

Control dating? You mean arrange dates for him like they did for his dad because no self respecting woman would touch either.

Holly shit. He looks 27. He aged 10 years overnight. Still fugly but more manly looking which is sort of hot.

R7 I used to think his big ass must still have that in thick Slovenian accent.

But he actually doesn’t. I finally heard him speak last summer, some clip of a really. Sounds like your typical east coast white kid that’s fairly well educated. He was very respectful in the clip I saw.

That thick* not in thick.

Beefy now as compared to inauguration just four months ago.

That expression on his face looks like he might be a cookie-sniffer.

Am I right?

No, you're wrong. He's a cookie-scarfer.

[quote] Beefy now as compared to inauguration just four months ago.

Three months ago, and I find it hard to believe he would change that drastically in such a short time. He’s never been big before. Could it be photos of his stand-in?

r66 Barron Trump is 6'7" tall. Four months is plenty of time to stuff his face and put on 40 lbs worth of weight.

That's 10 lbs a month. Completely doable, believe me.

Put a mustache on him and he would be an Edward Kempet lookalike.

[quote]At this rate, he'll be fused to a sofa by 40.

And what's wrong with that? He'd be one lucky son of a bitch.

[quote] Control dating? You mean arrange dates for him like they did for his dad because no self respecting woman would touch either.

I mean: human trafficking.

How much do you want to bet that Dad arranged for his 13 or 14 year old son to "become a man" with some paid "assistance?"

Quite big tits.

Why is Hawkeye with him?

R71 no Slovenian whore for his son!

R62 is that the only mistake you can see?

[quote] Kids rebel when you try to control their dating. This won't end well.

There was the twins, Jenna & Barbara Bush. They were clever at times evading their Secret Service details. Those gals enjoyed drinks and partying.

I think the big fat guy is just there to threaten people not to tell anyone what Barron's been doing.

[quote] How much do you want to bet that Dad arranged for his 13 or 14 year old son to "become a man" with some paid "assistance?"

Good grief, not with LadybugsG.

I honestly don't think he's sexual, at least not with humans. I suspect he tortures dogs and other small animals, then jacks off reliving it.

I'm not posting this to be sickly humorous, I really do! I'm remembering the thread posted by one of his former instructors about a year ago.

Leave this kid alone.

Didn’t I read somewhere that he was incredibly rude to Joe Biden at the inauguration? The kid is just like his old man.

[quote] Leave this kid alone.

For the record, there's stories about Barron selling his dad on crypto currency and on vile gen z brocasters like Adin Ross.

Who on earth keeps coming into these threads to tell people to leave him alone? Some bossy frau or an autistic who over identifies with him? In any case, stay out of threads that offend your sensibilities. It's a lot more effective than trying to tell people not to joke about someone who is not even a "kid" anyway.

LEAVE

US

ALONE!

r80, Barron is neither a child nor a harmless private person. He has been credibly accused of engaging in grossly antisocial and violent behavior.

[quote]Put a mustache on him and he would be an Edward Kempet lookalike.

Jed Clampett is more like it.

I wonder how much weight he gained this weekend with a steady diet of Chocolate Easter Bunnies ?

He has autism. He'll never go into politics or be a successful businessman. He'll just be a prop in his father's businesses.

As Trump was in his daddy's.

Freshman 15

A little coke will have him trimmed up in no time.

On the plus side the number of squirrels on campus has decreased considerably since Monster Boy arrived.

Stray dogs and cats too, R91.

You are not joking, r68. It's eerie. Kemper, who's still alive, is 6'9". Barron's still has a few years of growth and will likely catch up at the rate he's eating.

I suspect Lurch will be in the news in the future for committing heinous crimes. Not financial crimes but lashing out in anger and maiming people type crimes. Maybe shooting up some business where someone upset him. I'm happy to be wrong about this but I suspect I'm right.

R94, I don’t think so. I think he’ll be more of Bruce Wayne type, or the second coming of The Donald.

My son is most handsome man and I am his best girl. He gives best foot rubs. I tell him “Be Best!” and he is.

he doesn't look like he enjoys his young life and privilege. He looks harried or anxious most of the time.

Attention JD Vance:

HE'S EATING THE CATS AND DOGS !

Any young man at university should take advantage of the weight room and any coaching available. I would advise any and all to take advantage of it. Not only will it help offset the “Freshman 15,” but they’ve still got the hormonal profiles at that age to really naturally optimize muscle growth and strength.

No one stated the obvious:

HE'S EATING HIS FEELINGS.

Please don't body-shame him. He's stating his truth.

Is RFK Jr going to add Barron to the 'Autism Registry'?

He has an interesting look. With 5 kids you would have thought one would have been LBGT.

Even if one was LGBT, do you HONESTLY think they would admit it?

If Barron was gay, Melania seems like the type who would make him keep it a secret.

That's a face who laugh and tell the detective, “She wanted it!”

*would laugh

R105 Well, the shit don't fall far from the ass. He is his father's son.

The secret service guy is wearing a bulletproof vest. That is why his torso looks like that.

[quote]How long before Melania wants nothing more to do with him ? He looks like his daddy, and that's the last thing she probably ever wanted. She'll turn on him quicker than Donald turned on Tiffany.

You'll have the fraus frau-ing out:

"Tell me you're not a parent without telling me you're not a parent"

"As if anything could ever come between that mother and this son"

It’s amazing how the accent in Melania’s English is after so bad many years in the US. It’s because she’s an intellectually lazy gold digger.

Bad after so many years*

Some prescription drugs can make you pork out. Psych meds, anyone?

Suddenly on psych meds?

Some disorders don't hit until around college age.

You haven't been paying attention. Ivanka is bisexual and one of the brothers is rumoured to be bi as well and a cocksucker. I tink it's Eric not Jr.

When Lurch sits around the dorm, he sits AROUND the dorm.

This thread is so catty!

I hate all things Trump--however, Barron is not fat.

On his way.

Daily Mail is now subscription only.

Really. The ONE thing that rag had going for it, apart from its photos and the occasional chuckle it provided, was that it was free.

R120 no it is not. Select articles are paid.

[quote] and one of the brothers is rumoured to be bi as well and a cocksucker. I tink it's Eric not Jr.

Horrifying to imagine that lamprey mouth near any cock.

My Brazillian ex was like that, R110. She'd been in the US for 10 years and received a master's degree while living in California, and [bold]still[/bold] had a heavy accent after she moved to FL.

It took me awhile to realize that the reason was that she thought it made her sound sexy (which it did), so she hung onto it on purpose (I can still do a great imitation of that accent, BTW). I, OTOH, had a heavy PA Dutch accent when I went into the Army, which I worked at losing very quickly because that accent is the very antithesis of sexy, and makes everyone who has it sound like an idiot.

So I guess it just depends.

I believe somewhere along the way, we will see a murder-suicide headline with his name in it.

[quote] I hate all things Trump--however, Barron is not fat.

I hate all things fat, and yes he is.

Maybe Barron gained weight for an upcoming role. I can’t believe that his mother would allow him to get that way. She needs to pull back from First Lady duties and focus on her son’s weight crisis.

Weren't the other Trump boys kinda soft until they discovered cocaine and plastic surgery?

Yes r128. And I find Barron to be less ugly than his brothers.

Po’ ole Kimberly, she’s been “totally iced out” from the Trump family.

Junior has other poosie.

I hope the poor kid inherits his mother’s huge clit instead of his father’s little mushroom.

It must be humiliating knowing your dad is a short-dicked man.

[quote] [Melania] needs to pull back from First Lady duties and focus on her son’s weight crisis.

Pull back?! The NYT has an article out tonight asking, “Where’s Melania?” Apparently, she’s only been in the White House fourteen days since the inauguration.

I can’t believe there are people claiming he’s not fat. He’s definitely fat. He could even have a BMI in the obese category.

He’s over 250, could be 270. And he’s not muscular at all. Kid’s not right, so even though he’s over 18 I’m not going to pick on him too much. Hard to say how much “not right” he is. He’s still young.

Slow to the show…with those saggy tits at 18…

FAG!

Bad genes, he needs to consult Ivanka's plastic surgeon.

Freshman Fifteen

This an unacceptable way to talk about a young person.

The article was behind a pay wall. I don't understand how the Secret Service can do that but maybe there's more to it.

That autistic little f**k will never go into politics.

Here is the full body pic from a Spanish tabloid. He's huskier than last year, and then he was during his growth spurt, when he was a beanpole. But he's not fat. In my opinion. He doesn't have a gut.

He'll never be Chelsea Clinton ugly

Trump-bearing hips

[quote]Maybe Barron gained weight for an upcoming role.

He's currently in rehearsal for NYU's production of "The Whale."

R139 - he has a large womanly ass, a double chin, and bitch tits. His hips are wide so he doesn't look like he has a gut.

He's a porker.

I've seen 20-year-old men in the U.S. with beer guts and middle-age spread. Veddy veddy strange.

r140 is Rush Limbaugh posting from Hell.

Our Barron's an emotional eater