Chris Cuomo to Don Lemon: I am not one of your FAAAANS

There's nothing more pathetic than a washed-up newsman.

Textbook illustration of a douche bag.

[quote] There's nothing more pathetic than a washed-up newsman.

Yes there is.

[quote] There's nothing more pathetic than a washed-up newsman.

What about a molester politician who becomes in charge again?

So he's a fake, pathetic POS. Got it (although I knew it). The man doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut.

I never trusted that asshole. I'm sure their friendship was real as long as he was getting some benefit out of it.

From Page Six

[quote] Cuomo recalled that Zucker explained it as, “You’ve gotta stay over on his show to help mitigate whatever’s going to come out of his mouth.”

[quote] Insiders familiar with the situation remember it differently, with one calling Cuomo’s take “absurd.”

[quote] “Everyone knows that the toss was the brainchild of Jeff Zucker. The rest of this is absurd and a naked play for attention by Chris Cuomo,” they said.

One more from Page Six.

[quote] Another person huffed Page Six, “If Chris’ lips are moving, he’s lying.”

Cuomo continues to make himself look like an ass. I think most of DL liked him before his brother's shitty behavior was outed.

The egos on the Cuomos brothers would rival J Lo's.

I hope New Yorkers don't vote that shitstain brother of his back into office.

I always knew Andrew was a asshole and a bully, but I expected better of Chris, in part because he presented himself as more reasonable and thoughtful. I guess I was wrong.

Both Cuomo and his bro are off-putting

R10, it's looking like he will win.

I have an old Italian/American friend in Roselle Park, NJ. who calls mooks like Andrew and Chris "SOB guinea wop bastards". LOL

R14 As a lifelong New Yorker I'm still surprised when I head people use that language.

R15 = Countess Ellen Olenska.

What was the purpose of his comments?

I mean, what sentient being in 2025 DOESN'T know all the touchy-feely "Now I'm going to throw it to my dear, dear friend "X." Hello, "X," I cannot WAIT to hear your take on [that day's event(s)]" is absolute bullshit?

You're COWORKERS, nothing more. We BEEN done knew that.

R1. Which one? They’re both assholes.

Lemon tried to hitch his wagon to Elon Musk and got burned. I have no sympathy for him and he was a pig at CNN.

[quote]Cuomo claimed Lemon didn’t have his back during the scandal and never reached out following his termination, and the pair have never spoken since.

[quote]“He should have asked me what was going on… heard my side,” the former anchor said at the time.

[...]

[quote]I am a loyalty guy… that’s the end of the analysis for me… You’re ride or die, or you’re not.”

He can fuck off with this.

R3 I’m thinking about Gayle being in space.

I have grown to dislike them both. I stopped watching Cuomo on NewsNation when he started having that old asshole Bill O’reily on his show all the time. Hate that old bastard. And since Dan Abrams left NN I don’t watch that channel at all now. The only other host I like on that news channel is Ashley Banfield

I can easily see Cuomo becoming a MAGA turd in the future.

R22 He’s more than halfway there already.

The best than can be said of Cuomo is that he’s an apologist. But I think he’s just an opportunist.

R23, I agree with you on that. He's trash. And so is his brother.

Cuomo is a better person than Lemon. Lemon is the worst.

Is Lemon really worse than Cuomo? I find that hard to believe.

The are both cunts!

[quote] "You think he’s going to apologize to me? I am a loyalty guy… that’s the end of the analysis for me… You’re ride or die, or you’re not.”

One must be very careful of "friends" who can willfully and egregiously violate any code of ethics, morality or propriety and then disparage you for not defending their malfeasance.

It's one thing to ham it up a little on camera to show perhaps more comradery or affection that there actually is, but it's another thing to totally fabricate a bromance of sorts when you actually resent each other.

They are all for themselves. Don't be fooled. There is no "loyalty" in entertainment. They all use each other.

I don't know how people can operate like that!

I'm a what you see is what you get kind of person. I am not fake and I have trouble dealing with people like that. I need more advice....cos I can't avoid them due to work etc.

There is a reason why people say " good guys finish last"

C'mon, theses guys pretend all the time, most of them hide their "opinions" and have to remain neutral on tv

Why is Cuomo so damned concerned over Lemon not having his back if, as he claims, their friendship was all a ruse concocted by Jeff Zucker? Hmmmm?

This cunt has been insufferable ever since he got fired. At least Don had some pride. In all honesty, he’s always been an intellectual lightweight.

I wish someone would lock he and his older brother in a dungeon in the Vatican.

Pride??? LMAO!

R33 The man is a pathological liar. Nothing he says can be trusted.

If he says he was lying then, how can we trust he's not lying now?

He's done.

CNN fired them both, and the network still hasn't recovered.

Don would give anything for one night with Chris.

R40 Maybe he is gay man after all. Don is damn near 60 and looks great for his age. One things for sure, Chris would sell his hot Italian ass to the highest bidder. He is a fame and money whore. He’s probably even suck dick before.

r40, those photos are from eight years ago.

Don looks great for his age because black don't crack.

Well, at least one CNN gay has a place in his heart for Chris C.

Forgot about the Dawn lemon. Haven’t missed that bitch at all. Even for money not interested in she male Dawn Lemon.In case she’s here-stay away bitch!

remember chris was naked in his wife's zoom meeting? He was in the backyard or something LOL

I don't see why one has to be either Team Don or team Chris. I can dislike them both equally. One's a nasty goombah asshole; the other is an out-of-control drunkie.

They are equally loathsome.

[quote]Don would give anything for one night with Chris.

We all know how Don loves him some white booty.

Girls, girls--THEY'RE BOTH CUNTS!

I really, really wish I didn’t find Chris C attractive.

A whole life attracted to giant pricks: it’s an affliction.

Me too r51. He's a total douchebag but I'd still suck his dick and eat his ass. I'm not proud of that.

R51 and R52, I’m with you. I’ve found Chris loathsome since his firing and the allegations that led to it. But I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t hate fuck him mercilessly until his muscle daddy dick was ground down to the size of a baby gherkin. Because as Cristal Conners would say to me…

When JFK Jr. died , Chris sold home video at the Kennedy compound to Fox News where he worked at the time. This is from when his brother was still married. The family was rightly furious.

[quote]I wish someone would lock he and his older brother in a dungeon

Oh dear R35.

Would you say, “I wish someone would lock HE in a dungeon”?

“You think he’s going to apologize to me? I am a loyalty guy…"

Why am I hearing this in Joe Pesci's voice?

He'd raw-dog me then cum on my face.

Talk about quasi MAGA, has anyone seen Bill Hemmer on FOX recently? It looks like he has had the life sucked out of him working there. I guess that’s what that type of life does. Him and Lemon are about the same age.

[quote] Him and Lemon are about the same age.

Regarding how they look at that age, Hammer is white and Lemon is black.

Hemmer

Bill used to be so hot at CNN. He never married.. .hmmmm

Lemon’s dick is as ugly as his personality.

Cuomo has that big dick energy confidence. Are there any pics?

R63 Since you asked...a hint of Cuomo Cock

Looks like he's got a big one

Thank you, R50, yes indeed. Cuomo is an A-class narcissist who insisted his face be featured in extreme close-up on a split screen during his CNN interviews and Lemmon is exhausting with his "everything is race" diatribe.

I would fuck John King and his massive face.

R64 That VPL is glorious! It shows just how delicious and substantial I always figured his cock must be. That thing is worthy of sharing in the VPL 2025 thread. For your consideration!

Chris was always very good looking and had a good body. I was foolishly expecting that his personal character would come close to matching his physical attributes, but he is almost as shitty a human being as his brother Andrew is. I don't know what their sisters are like, but both of Mario Cuomo's two sons are a major disappointment. Mario Cuomo was the only politician I ever volunteered to help with his reelection campaign for governor, knocking on doors and talking with registered voters, answering a lot of questions and encouraging people to show up to the polls on election day.

Does that mean his brother has a big one too?

That sounds about right.

Yes r70. It’s well known at this point that Sandra Lee is hollowed out and in need of hip replacement.

R69 you do have to wonder what people were really like before 24 hour news cycles and social media. Maybe they’re more like Mario than we know.

I was taken in by the “I love you my brother” than Chris would tell Don every episode.

You know Don Lemon could barely contain himself every time he was around that hot white piece of ass. Don loves big-bootied white boys.

Don was about to cum in his pants right here.

Don probably secretly pines for Chris and Chris knows it, taunts him every day they were on air

Chris looks a little drunk in that R76 pic, along with being slightly disheveled. It doesn't seem like a stretch of the imagination to wonder if he was getting blown in the men's room just before that shot was taken.

Chris and Don fucked at least twice.

Hey John Prevost - I have a famous brother too!

[quote]he is almost as shitty a human being as his brother Andrew is.

I actually think he's MORE shitty than Andrew. Politics is a bare-knuckles and sharp elbows kind of profession whether one shows the elbowing or not.

Chris has always been just a pretty talking head, never an actual journalist. So his assholiness is harder to take.

IMO.

Don used to fuck the minions at CNN until the MeToo movement stopped him in his tracks.

Chris going full Centrist Dad since being fired from CNN is no shock.