Bold and the Beautiful, Part IV: The Same Old Hope
It is a dark time for the very heterosexual city of Los Angeles, in which Hobo Ridge and his wrinkled face somehow still captivates both The Slut from the Valley and yet another recast of his other ho, NuTaylor of Cameltoe. Meanwhile, in LA's sole restaurant, Ill Giordino, vile, despicable mistress of evil, Sheila Carter, makes pizza while bonding with her granddaughter, two-time murderer Luna of the Enormous Panties. Wafting throughout the city is the rank odor of Daphne, a perfume expert who can be smelled twenty miles away, making it impossible for her to eavesdrop on nearby conversations. All are looking for one thing that may heal their galaxy: the cure to Zende's explosion from twink to obese, hoping to stop his expanding girth before he outgrows blouses and transitions into caftans--and possibly blocks out the LA sun. Continue the adventure here, where Liam may be dying, Dollar Bill needs pants that don't give him a muffin top, where Hope is hopeless, and JKW wins another Daytime Emmy just for showing up to work in a bad mood. . .
Bitch on, bitches!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 26, 2025 4:36 AM
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Excellent synopsis! You summed things up brilliantly. You should take over as HW. This was better written that the show itself.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 23, 2025 5:55 PM
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Which character was once thought to have been eaten by a shark? Steffi?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 23, 2025 7:12 PM
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R2, I remember that, but can’t remember if it was Steffi or Phoebe.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 23, 2025 7:54 PM
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[quote]Which character was once thought to have been eaten by a shark? Steffi?
Hey, don't forget about me. A bear ate one of my toes!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 23, 2025 8:14 PM
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Scott Cliffton talks about Liam's brain tumor storyline.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 23, 2025 8:22 PM
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Is Liam going to get Monaco'd? This could set the stage for his return as Dillon Quartermaine on General Hospital (more like General Mafia).
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 23, 2025 11:37 PM
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Nice little remake of the series' first scene on today's episode.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 24, 2025 9:51 PM
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Spencer Pratt got fat, and his wife can't sing. Next.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 24, 2025 9:55 PM
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Yeah, Spencer Pratt is not hot.
Anyway, at least B & B did an episode about putting on a fashion show today. For a show based on the fashion industry we don't get to see a lot of it at work.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 25, 2025 7:11 AM
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How much did they spend for Heidi's "music?" Five cents?
Granny Brooke looked ridiculous in that white wedding gown.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 25, 2025 5:58 PM
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So, the SHOUT! TV streaming app has a B&B channel, and they must've just gotten started because they are airing season 1 (episode 87, currently). There was some serious man candy on back then.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 25, 2025 11:15 PM
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R11 Bell-Phillip has it's own youtube channel where they started loading every episode of B&B from Day 1 (1987) -- free, with no geo-restrictions.
. They started this project about 3-4 years ago, and last I looked, they're up to 2004.
Gotta hand it to the Bell kids who own Bell-Phillip now. They're extending and promoting their parents' legacy with this project.
First episode is at the link, so just follow and subscribe to the channel associated with the video: boldandbeautiful
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 26, 2025 4:30 AM
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So the big stars at the fashion show were Heidi and Spencer and a DA from Genoa City, Wisconsin?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 26, 2025 4:36 AM
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