Couple you never saw coming from a mile away: Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley

Major country star ??? Who wrote that article ,his publicist ?

How long do we give this?

David Spade and every hot female he's dated

Gross

r2 Two months.

Elizabeth Hurley has lost her mind.

He's gross.

In the photo, she is perfectly posed showing her bra and just the right amount of cleavage.

These two, especially because she would dutifully clean up the messes he'd created through his general assholery. It made me look at her a bit differently.

Hasn't he had some very public meltdowns recently in addition to feuding with his family? I think one of them had to do with his now ex. Surely, Hurley isn't this stupid.

Damian is definitely going to climb into Billy Ray’s bed when he’s drunk and convince Billy Ray to fuck him. He’s that kind of creepy bitch, I have seen enough daytime soaps to know how this will end.

I thought I read that Cyrus performed dead-ass drunk at Trump's inauguration; apparently even his hair was tangled/snarled and he couldn't make it through more than two verses.

You couldn't pay me to watch that Clown's inauguration, so I don't know how bad it was...this was a media report I stumbled upon.

I hope he don't give that lady no achey-breaky.

You, know. An STD.

On the other hand, I'm sure she could serve him up some steaming STD. She's apparently coupled up with Denis Leary and Tom Sizemore, among others.

Ryan Murphy needs to hire her to play some campy piece of trash. Similar to Sharon Stone in Ratched

Billy Ray's ensemble looks like something he bought at a garage sale hosted by Adam Duritz.

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Muriel deleted the body of the post for linking to Daily Fail but do all these washed up, superannuated UK starlets who hang around LA date right wingers?

Between this and La Chace Crawford with a new beard, it's been definitely a wild weekend of pathetic celeb relationships

Not surprising at all. Trash attracts trash.

What the fuck is she doing? He's a drugged up MAGA mess who can't even make it through a performance. I'm not saying she's a great human being either, but this is like choosing Fat Elvis in his sad last days (and even Fat Elvis was sexier and more talented than Billy Ray).

Elizabeth has always displayed a certain masculine energy.

She's definitely a little drag-queeny in Bedazzled, r21

^^None of which she passed on to her son, Damien, apparently

Well she's been with every kind imaginable. I guess it's only natural she finally moved into a white trash phase. After she's done with this booger she'll probably start dating Flavor Flav.

Is she trying to compete with Pam Anderson for having the worst taste in men ever?

Elizabeth Hurley is attention seeking and self contained. I don't think she has real relationships with anyone but she is probably a good fuck. She's probably a bit cunty to the men she fucks but keeps fucking them and they continue to fuck her because she's a sexy skank who's very cosmopolitan, rich, knows how to act in all situations. However she will reach a tipping point where she is just too old to maintain this power.

Has she had any known or rumored assignations with women? She and Kate Beckinsale should have a short and torrid affair.

I thought he was engaged or even married to a really young girl. Like younger than Miley.

That’s an impossible thing

Lou Reed looks like a sock monkey.

I only really know this woman because she is famous. Hugh Grant and the diaper pin dress.

Does she have any money? I think her sons' (crazy) dad didn't give them much and then he died.

You'd think she could do better than BRC especially lately.

I give her credit for stepping up to fill the hole that will be caused by the final death of Joan Collins.

r30 my favorite was someone who said, "Lou Reed looks like a plaster head constructed from an unidentified skull."

Such a surprise.

I would have expected him to end up with that Miley Cyrus eventually.

My hair is longer!

The loved-up couple, plus Damian, make their red carpet debut.

Caption this

Lucky ho. When he’s showered one of the best fucks in the industry.

Does Miley call her Mom?

He looks like a ghoul in R36.

I don't know why, but Damien is giving me Linda Evangelista vibes.

How many times has he fucked her? How can he perform between the sheets when he's fucked up on drugs? There is no way his dick gets hard or stays hard...maybe she sucks his cock and that's it.

She’s always been partial to white trash. She dated Aussie cricketer Shane Warne for a while before he OD’d in Thailand in the company of three hookers. Warne pretty much defined “bogan”.

She’s middle class pretending to be aristocratic hence the name change from “Liz” after the Versace dress launched her.

Associating with the lower orders makes her feel superior.

She was addicted to heroin back in the day

My respect for her is gone.

God Damien looks creepy as FUCK ! He was beautiful,but now he looks hard .

He looks like an aging Cousin Itt gone country, rode hard and put away wet at r36.

I would pay good money to hear a conversation between Billy Ray and Damien.

Attractive British women often have this "handsome" or slightly mannish quality

[quote] God Damien looks creepy as FUCK

That's what he gets for being named Damien.

I have to give her credit for “accidentally” getting knocked up by the seriously unattractive Steve Bing and refusing his demands that she have an abortion, then, when Damian was born, naming Elton John, David Beckham and Hugh Grant as godfathers. Damian became her meal ticket.

Good ol’ Liz is utterly shamele$$!

It's sort of funny because another child that Bing sired was the daughter of former tennis pro, Lisa Bonder, who claimed that ancient billionaire Kirk Kerkorian, her husband for one month was the father. It all got very messy and DNA tests proved that Bing was the father (because at that point in his life, the only thing coming out Kerkorkian's penis was dust and cobwebs).

Well thanks for that nightmare image