These two gals in Paris. Nicholas Fairford and Old Gay Nathan.

It’s the most animated I’ve seen him.

Do you think those 2 girls went on Rent Man for their last night? They could have used the money they saved by downgrading their room to get a top to share for the night.

He has always been ridiculous but now is pathetic, too. These videos reveal real mental illness. Which diagnosis I'm not sure. Delusions of grandeur isn't a diagnosis but he surely has personality disorders. He doesn't have a clever thought in his head about anything he idolises.

R3- This video was next level satire.

Do these two ever get a dick thrown in em?

They are like White Lotus characters with no fun or irony.

Nathan's favorite hotel is THE BALLSACK.

For sure.

Less than a year ago I was trying to temper you bitches against being too vicious about poor Nicholas. He seemed sad as though he came from nothing and wanted so badly to become a professional tastemaker. But now, he’s apparently got himself all hopped up on Ozempic & bad British dental veneers and is convinced he’s a posh Internet influencer.

Have at her bitches, rip her the shreds!

R5- I really liked him and at the same time it was fun to poke fun...

Now? Its all so over the top and he is losing his charm.

This video, despite being beautifully shot (that music was gay as SHIT!) was just - out of touch.

I notice that his fans- 30-900 year old women, eat him up with a spoon.

Are you enjoying Paris, Nathan?

"Whah gooo gahhhh wahhhh ughhhh ahhhhh moooo blahhhhh"

For sure.

Oh.

Deer.

Little miss is sunning herself while eating homemade Scorns.

I couldn't get through a minute of it.

[quote]"That trellis work is my idea of HEAVEN! Its very Bunny Mellon."

Oh, Nicholas, all the veneers, all the trips to Paris, all the bottomery, all the soft elocution, all the reading up on Bunny Mellon and his misses the opportunity to use the word [italic]treillage[/italic]? How can he call himself a parvenu?

French can be tricky for many Brits, but the word practically pronounces itself.

I am pretty sure that Little Miss said trellis!

(I may be wrong)

Is this guy his partner?

R11- No they are just gal pals. They are not romantically involved

He’s not for real, is he? I mean, he must have just created this character as a joke.

I hate to be so judgy but he needs to be tied face down to that bed spread eagle and fucked mercilessly - if he’s serious.

[quote]No they are just gal pals. They are not romantically involved

Some of their lady fans are "shipping" them

They remind me of the “two ladies” skit on Little Britain.

He can only afford trinkets like combs and candles?

R10, you're right. He did indeed say "trellis work."

The non-U thrashing was for the Little Miss, not for you.

R9- Ha Ha! For all of her airs, Little Miss can't even grasp the basics! (In all due respect, I did not know what a treillage was)

The term Gay Paris (Paree) was invented for this little prisspot.

I will say R16, I would totally dig Buly though- They really do make nice things. And the packaging really is next level.

The only thing I really enjoyed was watching that employee wrap that gift.

What's wrong with the older one’s voice? Is it a lisp? Is it his dental work? Is he “special?”

The Ritz was too snobby for these queens? Wow.

Something tells me they both maxed out their pre-paid credit cards for this little Parisian promenade.

R19: He's deaf.

They have to be bumming.

They went to The Ritz for drinks and felt unwelcome and left.

What does Nathan do for a living?

That Chanel cardigan, chain handbag and mom jeans. Terrible.

I see laser resurfacing.

With the exception of the tear-ass, it looks like a college dorm room. ¡Zut alors!

Nathan's job supposedly affords these sojourns.

I cannot remember if Nicole ever mentioned what Nathan does.

And the terrace is nice enough but the view...boring. The Eiffel Tour is only 2.1km as the crow flies, but looks like it's in Toulouse. Not much else to see except very uniform rooflines and some giant cranes.

I take it their disgrace suffered at the Ritz was left on the cutting room floor?

Très glamour Comtesse Nicole!

They managed to rub a few pennies together and purchase weekend break tickets for the Eurostar... they've really made it!

Bitches stole our act.

Eat you BITTER hearts out ! You JEALOUS ancient kweens would KILL to have their GLAM life . VIVE la Nicholas & Nathan!

Early bird set menus of Paris watch out!

One suspects the reason Nathan wears la belle bottoms.

Ya mean her Ladyship is a stump fucker😮

Some man needs to call him Nicky and fu** the sh** out of him.

Bless whoever took that screenshot weeks ago when I was obsessed with Nathan's Boom-Boom Palazzo Denim jeans that Nicole filmed him "working" while sauntering off into a field.. It was an epic moment of camp and all things GAY. I cannot remember where they were, some hotel, per the usual.

I cannot find the fucking thread!

Are you enjoying Hotel Ball Sack, Nathan?

Wee wat mee joh mah waahhhh weee wohhhhh dahhhhh.

I thought so!

He's cute in a very clean and non-threatening way. I would eat his ass.

All I see is veneers.

Nathan's palazzo pantaloons may have more to do with..

Lady N's horse teeth are tragic.

Poor Nicolas, gets no love here on the DL.

the gewgaw shop filled with mugs and candles was a vomir.

has he lost weight? I forgot to look.

Poor Nathan. He keeps saying ‘Cin-cin!’ thinking he’s in Italy. It’s ‘Santé’ when in France you stupid ballsack.

R46- Speaking of that!

Nathan, are you enjoying the Hotel Ball Sack, Hmmm?

Plewww ahhh mahhhh zawwww meeeeee mahhhhh annndooo ahhhhrrrrrr.

I thought so! Floss my veneers!

For all his affect and pretentious accent and delusions of being so wordly and sophisticated, his French pronunciation is hilariously terrible and frankly chavy. He absolutely massacred "Jacquemart" (as in Musée Jacquemart André) and "Tuileries" (Jardin des Tuileries, by the Louvre).

[quote] Speaking of that!

Say that again!

Très gauche tête-à-tête.

The pants on Nathan are hideous. He must be deaf AND blind.

Meeee nahhh juuuuu awwww eeeeee arrrrrrr gugghhhhhhhhh R51

R52 we've see your vile type before. Nathan has life you could only dream of. Fuck off you infantile pig.

R52 speak up ! We can't understand you when you're eating.

I thought Nicholas made money selling you trinkets and tea towels. I thought he was rich from ad revenue AND merchendise.

The Chens make his trinkets and tea towels not the Chans.

I'll have to have psychotherapy before I'll ever be able to have an erection again, and that's just from reading this thread. I didn't dare to look at the video.

Are they wearing culottes at R50?

I find Nicky kind of sweet , if not a bit…how do you say, twee…and a bit sad.

What is sweet about a slavish adoration of luxury and aristocracy but never have any thing interesting and knowledgeable to say about anything. He seems to know very little about the history and important artisans and achievements of all the architecture, design, gardens, fashion, cuisine and entertaining he adores, content to blather Inanities about how terribly chic this or that is.

Yes, he could throw in a book review every so often to cleanse the palate. Educate your fans! (he always has Hillary Clinton's memoir on display--has he read it?)

So very basic.

They went to a hand-crème BOO-tique!

Yes —Ralph Lauren is on the must see list in Paris! WTF?

^ to be fair, the RL boutique on the left bank of the Seine is spectacular. It's in one of those historical 18th century mansions, beautifully restored, with a large courtyard that now houses the RL Café. Of course la Fairford didn't dwell much on the magnificent architecture, or the beautiful interior designing that went on. As R60 pointed out, she has very little depth when it comes to actual knowledge of all the things she seems to love.

I love those two lasses. Prancing around in beautiful Paris without a care in the world (at least in the two/three days that they’re there). We should all be so lucky.

R55, I checked out the Balzac's website, and the "Eiffel Tower suite" costs €2,000 per night. No way la Fairford can afford this by selling a couple of scented candles and tea towels every week.

R66 Wait 'til they get their credit card bill.

Nathan, as I recall, is in the business of reviewing luxury hotels, according to to explanatory video of the massively insipid Nicholas.

Whether that means he's an "influencer" or maybe he works with some hotel accreditation group or a legit publication, I don't know, but I assume it's something more or less legit because Nicolas' tandem team posts are not double-authored or cross-linked.

25 minutes is more than I am willing to invest.

The Eiffel Tower obscured by construction cranes was the pièce de résistance for me.

R65 just NO.

It’s like making Tommy Hilfiger a destination in Milano. Not done in polite society.

Well all Ima gonna add here is that yes I still wanna fuck Nicholas, he's still cute, and he's aged real good. And Paris looks more beautiful than I remember from the few hours I spent passing through there years back

R73 Those cranes are breathtaking!

R53, I will stop making fun of Nathan's disability. You are right and that was just nasty of me and I apologize.

Both these dudes bug me. And it's NOT jealousy.

Nicholas has become a hate watch for me.

It's all -too much-

Who is this Nathan person anyway?

Is she famous for something? Is she an actor? A fashion designer?'

Why are we caring about her and her collagenized friend?

[quote]Nathan, as I recall, is in the business of reviewing luxury hotels, according to to explanatory video of the massively insipid Nicholas.

Yes R69 is correct. During a past video of them staying at a VERY swanky location - Nicholas spoke about how they could afford to stay in these hotels and explained Nathan is a reviewer, photographer and PR and is given free hotel stays. So that how's they can afford it. Because it's free. He didn't say if airfares/travel was included.

I just can't get past the Chanel suit inspired jacket and the culottes. And that watch! It's too much.

Because she is in every video R76.

There’s no doubt about it- Nicholas Fairford is a POSH homosexual.

Tell me about the watch.

I would pay literal tens of dollars to subscribe, purely out of morbid curiosity, if they had “an” OnlyFans.

Nicolas said Nathan is engaged in one of his videos where he was explaining they are just friends. They do live around the corner from each other. Wonder why Nathan doesn't take his fiance on any of these trips unless his fiance's name is George Glass.

Reminds me of the guys

I don't know him.

Or him.

I’m sorry. I just can’t.

They forgot their pearls.

But are they High End Gays, r79?

[quote] I’m sorry. I just can’t.

I cahn’t. I just cahn’t.

[quote]Are they wearing culottes at [R50]?

I'd love to see Nicholas in a skort.

Nathan favors wide leg palazzo denim. Like any REAL MAN!

Good lord, these two are a sight!

R79 A top drawer Nancy Boy

R83, glad you posted that. I saw the same video last week and though of poor Nicholas.

He really is shallower than a puddle, going to chic shops and paying a small ransom for a hairbrush or a £36 chocolate truffle or a comb with his name engraved. Nicholas barely has a pot to piss in, and works like a charwoman to keep alive his little dream of moving in smart circles, but he knows nothing but brand names that some far cleverer influencer has dropped long before him. He knows nothing, seeks to know nothing more, and just primps and prances on the coattails of his Nathan friend. As many times as he reshuffles the sad same charity shop furniture around his tiny basement flat, he's fooling fewer and fewer people.

Gals R83.

Who's the cutie at R83? I'd do him. Right there on the floor he's real fuckable

He looks and sounds like Brendad Ickson...

I’m afraid there is rather much doubt about just how posh he is.

[cough] poser [cough]

R94, I think even Leo at the angelllllboys would be to prissy for you. You'd have to get rid of the marbles from his gob first!!!!

Ella and Louis they're not.

Come now Ladies,didnt we all know label queens in the late great 80s ? I find them harmless . Let them do their thing . Personally I think a lot of hatred directed at all these instagram queens is envy of their youth . We had our day in the sun,let them have theirs .

I dont hate them but I am annoyed by this attention seeking lifestyle wannabe influencer who knows very little about anything but that doesn't stop him from mugging in front of the camera. its such so self-referential and indulgent.

Agree with r100, Nicholas brings no substance, education, or merit to the precise reason he wants you to pay attention to him. Go to fucking design school at the very least Nicholas.

R97 I like prissy, turns me on

I see where R83 is coming from, and why Nicholas and Nathan remind him of this other couple. Damn they're sexy as fuck, love to get between em with a big ol hardon and have me a good time

[quote]There’s no doubt about it- Nicholas Fairford is a POSH homosexual.

Please R79! All of it is so affected. The way he speaks is completely concocted and fake. His family have appeared in some of his videos and they don't speak like that. I can't stand the sucking noises he makes after every few words he speaks to punctuate what he says. He's modelled himself on a stereotype of what some upper-class British ladies sound like with that softly spoken whispery voice which is never raised, sucking noises to punctuate and ridiculous plumb-in-mouth, drawling vowels. It's just all so fake. If he just spoke normally with a good posh accent then it would be much better.

He also wears a full face of makeup and half of his eyebrows are shaved off and he draws them on. I can't even imagine him having sex and I don't want to.

Did you see this video R102? You'll like it.

V8fairy and I have very similar tastes in guys.

r104's vid reminds me of this guy- who over pronounces everything to sound posh:

That’s a guy, R106?

Hilarious video in the OP. The construction work being so visible when he's praising the view. The absurdly pretentious things he says about the architecture. His comment about everywhere in Paris being perfect and beautiful when that is very much not the case. I laughed so many times.

The being said, I have no issue with the guy and his asmr is great. Some mean comments in this thread. But that's DL.

R104, Is it a prank? They truly have no idea do they? Dry old crust with dry old pre grated cheese. Messy/sloppy wee pups.

The blond angelllboy is like David Sylvian's afterbirth come to life and grown up, with no talent or looks.

John Maclean was a covid guilty pleasure.

I've been hard on Lady Fairford in this thread but I agree his principally asmr videos or long passages within videos are deftly done.

He should introduce a few more "characters" to liven things up.

The brand name shopping bags left lying around the suite as she does the walk through are hysterical.

Are they "hysterical"? It's a decade old trope of the idea-free aspiring luxury influencer.

Like V8fairy, I have to admit that Nicolas is cute. I like sissy boys, but not cross-dressers or trans. They still have to look like a boy and have original parts. R106 is yuck!!

Nicky needs some big burly man to (very gently and patiently) fill him to bursting.

His huge veneers are way too big for his mouth. It looks like he's doing facial exercises when he speaks. Like feeding sugar cubes to a horse as my daddy used to say.

CHRIST, I hate his generation. So boring and plastic.

what is the Lady's generation though? 30 something? I've taught college for 25 years. No generations have in general been as plastic and boring like this fellow. Many 20 year old college kids today are scatter-brained and intellectually flat but they are not zombified and plastic.

R104 yeah I saw that vid and a few of the others, hot as fuck

R105 there's dozens of us! I thought I was pretty much the only one on here that loves the pretty effeminate sissy boys. All of us are emerging on this thread

R109 that sour dough bread often has a hard as fuck crust so much so it needs a chainsaw to get through it. Partner brings it home sometimes and although I love it I been tempted to go out and get my chainsaw outta my truck. Cant comment on the cheese though, looks OK to me.

R110 David Sylvian was my fantasy man when I was young. I had a mad crush on him, so hot.

[quote]Like V8fairy, I have to admit that Nicolas is cute. I like sissy boys, but not cross-dressers or trans. They still have to look like a boy and have original parts. [R106] is yuck!!

R114 you have identical tastes to what I got, and yeah that guy at R106 (John MacLean) is that rare case of a guy who is actually TOO fem for even me

R118- She is 35.

Like Catherine Zeta-Jones.

[quote] "That trellis work is my idea of HEAVEN! Its very Bunny Mellon."

I hate myself for knowing who Bunny Mellon is.

Nicholas has explained in the past that he is comped these days by the hotels, and Nathan is comped for travel and other things.

R102 that’s not funny, that’s sick!

That’s really fucked up R119

The vulgar truth is Lady Nicholas is sexually servicing the PR/Marketing managers of these properties, and Nicholas is surprisingly shameless, filthy and skilled in quid pro quo assignations.

I watched the rest of the video. The problem with Nicholas Fairford is that it's all so mad that you can't stop watching it. The gals visited some beautiful settings. Eventually, Lady Fairford's accent wore off and he sounded a lot more normal, as they spent the day walking around Paris - no taxis, no metro - just walking he said. They didn't feel comfortable at the Ritz because it was a bit snobby. They saw the main Monet Waterlilies in the gallery. They're hilarious. He said 3 separate people came up to him when they were out in Paris and he loved it. He invited anyone to come up and say hi.

Positively revolting!

Lady Fairford after her second Pimm's Cup.

^it appears to be blooming quite well

What has he done to his face?

Lady visited the microblader sans fard, except for luscious lipstick. You can see his freckles, beard stubble and real skin tone. He's attractive like that, looks human, and cute. I wonder what his damage is, that he won't normally show his real face and hair in life.

He has facial hair of some type?

yep. just forward the video at R131. He looks like a man.

[quote] He looks like a man.

Nooooooooo!

[quote]What has he done to his face?

What HASN'T he done to his face?

He's a modern day circus freak.

The definition of insufferable. I can't even watch it. It is insufferable.

Move over Emily! Nicholas and his dear friend Nathan are moving to Paris!

Or so Princess Shiny Face sets forth as the premise of this video in which he announced their Grand Scheme to combine budgets and rent a flat in the 7th, 8th, or 9th Arrondissement. Because neither speaks French (though they intend to do!) they have specifically ruled out "the too local" neighborhoods filled with French people and prefer something...more English speaking.

If you share my need to do a lot of gast-forwarding through these treacly videos, may bypass the first 5 minutes where the Princess dithers over whether she prefers Guest Room 1 or Guest Room 2 at a hotel before finally dropping the big bombshell of the duo's plans.

These two are moving in together? Didn't Nathan have a fiance or was that old news?

[quote]I used to find Nicholas interesting

Back when he was painting fake moss on flowerpots in his near-colorless living room?

does he have any reliable income and if so, from what? he's not supporting himself on YouTube asmr tablescaping.

A furnished 2 or 3 bedroom flat in the 6th, 7th, or 8th would set them back 6-10k a month, I would guess.

I just don't see how he can make a living doing the same videos over and over again. Afternoon tea, make scones, set a table, re-arrange his furniture, pot plants and decorate his Christmas tree.

I do however enjoy the videos where he travels and showcases the fancy hotels/castles and meals. Perhaps he should pivot to travel videos.

R143 you'd be surprised

He receives generous support from the Bunny Mellon Foundation

[quote] Because neither speaks French

Nathan can barely speak English.

This may be a question for the "non-fatal and non-debilitating bodily changes as you age" thread, but why would Nicolas want to *thin out* his eyebrows as he migrates inexorably through his 30s?

He wants to be as smooth and shiny and hairless as a slug.

[quote] He wants to be as smooth and shiny and hairless as a slug.

Yum.

His enunciation has become intensely dramatic since he installed his new plus size dentures. With Mr. Ed, it was sorted out by using less peanut butter.

why do people get oversized caps. What is the goal? `The aspiration?

R143, he really had pot plants in his videos? I never noticed that. But it would make me like him a bit more.

And as always with her, she has nothing of value or interest to add when describing her experiences. The Carnavalet museum is “beautiful”. How so? What makes it stand out (hint: it’s the museum about the history of Paris)? That pasta dish was “delicious”. Again, how so? Was it the texture, the flavours? And all of those spoken with the most insufferable accent. And good luck moving to Paris in November. This is one of the most depressing months, with close to zero sunshine, lots of humidity, and cold weather.

[quote]And as always with her, she has nothing of value or interest to add when describing her experiences. The Carnavalet museum is “beautiful”. How so? What makes it stand out (hint: it’s the museum about the history of Paris)? That pasta dish was “delicious”. Again, how so?

Exactly, R153. If this insufferable little twat, slathered in layers of makeup and speaking in the breathy, affected voice of a 1950s starlet freshly released from the booby hatch had anything to say --anything at all-- I might overlook his circus freak exterior. But there's nothing at the core, no brain, not even any aspiration to feign having one.

He swoons at the name of some precious little shop that has been selling hair brushes and combs and says only that they are "the best", not that they have been selling brushes at the same shop for 240 years or that they use traditional materials and techniques to make them still today in the dame workshops above the shop, or that Thackeray mentioned the shop or sone other twaddle to suggest he had at least bothered to Wiki the shop name.

Fluffy, insubstantial gay men have been spouting that sort of thing since who knows when, longer than the manufacturer if brushes. But he can't fucking be bothered with "fun facts" or even slightly educated opinion. He's just pissing himself in Glee to drop the shop name and spend two week's of earnings on a ridiculous brush to stroke through the much more ridiculous pompadour wave of barbe à papa.

He goes to museums and only swoons about the space, without giving the least indication of what he is looking at or while he finds it beautiful.

He finds it beautiful because he heard sone other daft boob utter the same twaddle to cover for the fact that he or she had never actually set foot there, only heard of the place -- as one does.

He has a low IQ, even for a would-be influencer, and a fucking stunning lack of curiosity about anything.

[quote]And good luck moving to Paris in November. This is one of the most depressing months, with close to zero sunshine, lots of humidity, and cold weather.

No kidding. It's no coincidence that miserablist author's Michel Houellebecq's most recent novel, "Anéantir" ('Annihilation') opens in Paris at the end of November. However, Nicolas will undoubtedly make it work in the 'City of Light' with trips to Ladurée, Mariage Frères, shopping for Christmas decorations, etc.

I thought it was amusing that he wants to live in a neighborhood without too many French people, and it must be "very pretty."

It's too bad he never rises above the "What I did on my summer vacation" (sorry, 'holidays') level of presentation when it comes to exploring various sites and cities. Still, his dullness is offset to some extent by his good-natured likeability. (I wonder if his teachers in school used to say the same thing).

[quote]He swoons at the name of some precious little shop that has been selling hair brushes and combs and says only that they are "the best", not that they have been selling brushes at the same shop for 240 years or that they use traditional materials and techniques to make them still today in the dame workshops above the shop, or that Thackeray mentioned the shop or sone other twaddle to suggest he had at least bothered to Wiki the shop name.

If he was led to DL out of curiosity after his fans pointed it out to him, I hope he'll take your words as constructive criticism. I do like to see him do well.

R157, I've been giving similar criticism of Nicolas as R153 and R154 here since we started posting on him in early 2021. If he's ever found his way to these threads he hasn't taken them to heart, probably because he can't get his mind around the desire for individual, historically informed taste and experience.

Oh, but he'll tell you how to stir your tea and dust your Bunny Mellon books.

Only scanned the videos but I’m only seeing one bed in those rooms. Are we to believe that these two gal pals are sleeping together in a single bed and that the deaf one is engaged? Hmm?

Maybe they take turns sleeping.

R159 Nicolas mentioned in a previous that they share a bed just like 2 girls sometimes do. I honestly believe him 100%. I seriously doubt that they are even tempted by each other.

I don't want to stay in any hotel that is giving these two moochers "freebies" for "influence."

OP here- Obsessed with Nicky's teeth and have been for DECADES! (Well) Anyway- I was looking at his old videos and he had perfect teeth for oversized Turkish Veneers. He had those little mini mishapen incisors (I think they are called) They were were the size of those mini chicklet gums from when I was little- but more brown. They just popped a 45 cent piece of oversized square enamel on those babies and they were off to the races. And they lined the other ones up like Matt Dillon's caps in There Something About Mary. Thet are very shiny too- like special order paint for a Porsche-

After that Paris video, I think I actually hate this gal! These two chicks are just in la la land!

R163 Outta my way ya jealous slag. I gotta MAN waiting for ME!

[quote] Dame workshops

We refuse to work in them!

These two are basically posing as wealthy straight women. They are women.

And I actually like mens fashion and I missed the memo about wide leg boom boom pants being "IN" for men right now

I will not lie, another gay on the Architectural Digest channel was wearing similar pants, and he is living in a 10 million dollar home-

So maybe they are on trend. They look very Bottega Veneta or maybe even Loewe.

I think that they look ridiculous.

R166

R167- I am/look pretty masculine and do not look like that gal!

They're silly and lost young homosexuals

In the past, homosexuals used to have to have to attain a little arcane knowledge and vocabulary to be able to talk about things, to be fit for taking along to places. He would know instinctively to say treillage rather than "trellis work." A gay man's gardener would soon enough learn that, for fuck's sake.

Nathan, though, knows nothing about anything. He thinks the post-lobotomy breathy voice is enough, peppered with a steady rotation of randomly inserted "beautiful"s and "lovely"s.

I suspect his friend Nathan probably clues him in on the names of smart shops of the carriage trade, the ones that appear in smart magazines. Shops where shiny-faced young men queue up to buy a €350 brush and have it double-wrapped in lovely papers with bows and much frippery. Because it's all that they can afford. They will talk about that Mason Pearson brush until their dying day, "they're pure quality, you know, I've had that brush for half a century and look at it, good as new!"

Nathan doesn't a fucking thing beyond the name of a few shops and randomly generated "beautiful!" and "isn't it lovely!' if he had any knowledge -- any fucking knowledge at all-- I could be more generous toward the idiot, but he doesn't. And the only thing he aspires to is to make his face shinier and more Lady-like.

R170 Do you mean Nicolas rather than Nathan? Nicolas has the shiny, lady-like face. Nathan is his hearing impaired friend.

I bet they smell like old white women.

Yes, exactly, R171. My mistake.

Like lavender, the old lady fave.

Nicky, Milo wants his teeth back.

He doesn't have to pencil them on now he said! Very natural looking indeed!

He mentioned that he thought they looked "very masculine" (I am NOT joking. He really said that during the video). God bless him, I wouldn't say anything at all about him is very masculine.

r178 I believe there is a poster on here whose mother was ravaged deeply by Miz Fairford's alpha male brute force.

I wonder what Bunny Mellon would say about those eyebrows?

Ludicrous, vapid gayling alert

R179- That would be me. I have tried to put it behind me. (That sounds wrong) But yes, Nicholas went inside my mother in Myrtle Beach. According to my mother, he was "all man", swore like a teamster, and also had a Brooklyn accent.

When he was done with her, he wiped his cock on her curtains (the ones on the window) and walked out leaving her in a quivering heap on the floor.

He was also a fan of Trump.

She does not know what happened to him or how he turned into a british gal with Turkish veneers and boom pants wearing fake Chanel Marks & Spencer lady sweaters.

Were they BEIGE designer name curtains that Bunny Mellon would have approved of R182? We must know.

I wanted to see new places, new faces! Jaywick would be there forever..

Is Lady Nicholas from Jawick?

Too bad it's such a dumb because that is a nice beachy coastline. Or should I say, how nice that complete trash can live on the shore, too.