Fresh-faced Katie Price stuns in new photos

Real-life Brendad Ickson

Hot mess express

Who? I'm fucking serious this time. WHO?

Busted rough old slag.

She bought the same teeth as BBC’s “Rylan”.

Mental illness

With her brother Daniel back in healthier days.

"Endgame" is looking 100% like a video game character

Who believes her fans/followers were really "stunned" by this apparent new look? She's known for her physical modifications and for showing off the result of new 'procedures' every few weeks.

Turkey Teefs

Is this a screen-grab the 1970s film Piranha?

How sad is your fallen celebrity that you have someone follow you around in a Waitrose for "pap" shots. The ick is strong with this one.

What a shame.

She wasn't that pretty to begin with. Her original nose looks like it belonged to a MMA fighter.

Her look was greatly improved initially by some early "dental work" but the train has clearly come off the track.

Desperate fame whoring is fine but I believe she has children. And I seem to remember some animal neglect/abuse.

What is up with British women and their thick drawn in eyebrows? Don't they realize how, as the Brits like to say, GHASTLY they look? Or is that the actual intent?

Why is she walking around freely with a camera crew following her? Didn't she skip multiple times her bankruptcy hearings, making her some sort of fugitive?

Maybe our dear Ms Price is just trying to get in touch with her ancestral roots. If you go back far far far enough, we all came from the prehistoric ocean.

Turkish veneers. What a joke.

Almost lifelike!

She got the Lindsey Lohan “newface”

There's a sidebar with that DM story listing all her plastic surgeries, including 16 (count 'em!) boob jobs.

She looks awful. How can she possibly look at herself in the mirror?

R22 Lolo Ferrari was in the Guinness Book of World Records for having both the biggest breast implants and the most number of enlargements (22) in the world.

Katie is soon going to break her record. Granted Lolo's been dead for 25 years so it wasn't that hard to catch up.

‘The fuck lately, with the fake mouth fences the color of barium drink swallowed for upper GI tract X-rays!?

God these women. It’s really getting to be a disease like bulimia.

And she’s wearing pajamas and a robe!!

She has to wax the landing strip off her chin and the nipples from her massive bolt-ons are pointy enough to cut diamonds. She probably needs steel suspension cables in her bra straps to support those fake mammoth milkers.

She looks like a Purge mask

I wonder if she has chronic neck pain from holding up those teeth.

Fake teeth are the worst. You think escaping America, would free you from it but no you get subjected to these Turkish nightmares.

[quote]I wonder if she has chronic neck pain from holding up those teeth

Not to mention the back pain from holding up those blimps.

I assume all this plastic surgery comes with painkillers, which might explain the appeal.

I’m horrified every time I scroll by this thread but I can’t bring myself to hide it.

Katie Price is mental illness.

[quote]Not to mention the back pain from holding up those blimps.

Those salad bowls she calls tits look like they might screw off at night, at least.

She could eat corn through a chain link fence with those things.

WHO?

I haven't seen a face like that since a we found a body after three days in a Florida pond with a very high fluoride level.

Is R22 talking to herself?

Regardless, she's right.

GA-ROSS

She stole Dionne’s veneers.

The nose is entering Michael Jackson territory.

R40 Those allegations are categorically false!

her nose looks like a pull tab that if you used it you would reveal she has 4 more inches of teeth.

Maybe she has to sand them down like hooves?

Remember your lips do not glide over manufactured teeth. You have to keep rubbing Vaseline over them or your lips get stuck on them.

Katie does not come close to the beauty and class of Daniella Westbrook.

Her teeth look like a set of dog bowls.

She must not have applied her Vaseline as in the supermarket video she’s constantly licking them.

R47 Perhaps coke like the aforementioned Daniella Westbrook?

Hideous. Truly a sign of mental illness.

I don’t understand why rich people get veneers with an overbite. I could see regular people but all that money that can’t make the teeth be symmetrical to the bottom teeth. Does it have to do with the shape of one’s mouth.

One person wrote: “I once bought some teeth like that from the rock shop at the seaside.”

A second person said: “Omg ur teeth r a joke,” and a third penned: “Are you going to buy him some ridiculous teeth.”

Others poked fun at Katie’s “turkey teeth,” in cruel comments.

She’s got the look

When did she stopping going by the name Jordan?

So hot.

"Temu" is now, seemingly, the ultimate insult. Even grade-school mean girls will call each other's outfits "Temu." The indignity.

English rose.

Looks like she is trying to find a tree to chew down for her beaver pond.

Looking GORGEOUS, Katie!

Tragic

She looks like most Republican women.

I prefer not to think of her beaver pond.

[quote] Who believes her fans/followers were really "stunned" by this apparent new look?

R9 that's yellow press snark for saying it looks abysmal. And "fresh-faces" means a Brazil (the movie) style facelift.