the jokes write themselves
Is he trying to keep her at arm's length?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 16, 2025 10:44 AM |
Generally speaking, I don't click on Page 6 links, but I (somewhat) appreciate their attempts to give us all a bit of a chuckle in dark times
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 16, 2025 10:49 AM |
She looks so unwell.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 16, 2025 10:49 AM |
Her legs aren’t in bad shape considering her torso and face.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 16, 2025 10:49 AM |
[quote]Is he trying to keep her at arm's length?
Her size is keeping her at arm's length.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 16, 2025 10:53 AM |
An absolute pudding of a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 16, 2025 10:54 AM |
If I were a big fat pig with tons of $$$ I would have a trainer, chef and nutritionist every day and be in the best shape of my life.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 16, 2025 11:00 AM |
Is that her husband? The body language from him is…not good. Neither is the look on his face. He isn’t even looking at her.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 16, 2025 11:44 AM |
Holy shit his facial expression screams 'you need to wash your pussy '.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 16, 2025 11:57 AM |
[quote] Is he trying to keep her at arm's length?
No, they just don’t go all the way around her.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 16, 2025 12:03 PM |
You’re eating is apparently out of control. She said once in an interview she only likes to take walks outside if there’s some destination at the end of a walk – that sounds like someone who is depressed.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 16, 2025 12:40 PM |
I love her taste in bedding-as-resortwear!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 16, 2025 12:47 PM |
“That’s where I miss placed my doily…”
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 16, 2025 12:51 PM |
She had a total hysterectomy at a young age. That’ll fuck up your weight and looks forever. She’s a walking advertisement for not having a hysterectomy unless you have cancer. Endometriosis is not cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 16, 2025 1:06 PM |
[quote] She had a total hysterectomy at a young age. That’ll fuck up your weight and looks forever. She’s a walking advertisement for not having a hysterectomy unless you have cancer. Endometriosis is not cancer.
It’s not like she was a stunner before that. And I don’t think a history of endometriosis precludes HRT, like some cancers do. Happy to be corrected on this.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 16, 2025 1:26 PM |
OP is DJT.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 16, 2025 9:52 PM |
The summer dress she has on looks like an Amish summer quilt. She needs an entire new look and should get in touch with Christian Soriano who can style her into the next big thing again!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 16, 2025 9:58 PM |
She has nicer legs than my fat daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 16, 2025 10:00 PM |
Kill it with laxatives!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 16, 2025 11:18 PM |
Is she anything anymore? Why is even a topic?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 16, 2025 11:24 PM |
Aside from that rather unfortunate angle, the bridegroom has a grimaced expression on his face, like he just got a big whiff of morning mouth
Next Season on The White Lotus: Escape from Pig Island!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 16, 2025 11:27 PM |
It’s great that she’s visiting her relatives.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 16, 2025 11:28 PM |
At least she's not riding around town on a bike while wearing a string bikini.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 16, 2025 11:49 PM |
I thought it was a dig and she went to Big Island, like Hawaii, but no, she went to PIG Island.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 17, 2025 12:45 AM |
Anu island she’s occupying is PIG Island.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 17, 2025 12:53 AM |
Her ex married Margaret Qualley. That was…a big shift
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 17, 2025 12:57 AM |
she’s enormous
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 17, 2025 1:00 AM |
Scarlett, you're blind, she looks like a big meringue.... washed ashore on Pig Island.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 17, 2025 1:06 AM |
R27 holy cow I had now idea she was with Jack Antonoff. That's wild.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 17, 2025 1:08 AM |
She's a large girl.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 17, 2025 1:11 AM |
“Tonight, on Pig Island, Lena gets out of her comfort zone, Kim gets wild, and Farrah well she’s just Farrah…” 📺
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 17, 2025 1:22 AM |
I mean yes, we all (mostly) gain weight as we get older and less active, but this is quite a transformation.
There has to be more to this story, especially as R7 says, she has the money to be healthy. Something deep and psychological going on here (ala Oprah).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 17, 2025 1:27 AM |
Scrolling down the pics at OP's link, I see Bryce Dallas Howard bucked the trend and lost weight and looks great.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 17, 2025 1:29 AM |
R33- She still looked young and hopeful and cute there. She's become a BLOATED, DEPRESSED mess.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 17, 2025 1:49 AM |
The picture below hers of Beyonce is quite the contrast.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 17, 2025 1:54 AM |
[quote] She said once in an interview she only likes to take walks outside if there’s some destination at the end of a walk
Like a Dairy Queen.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 17, 2025 1:59 AM |
“I love to ice cream hop. Dairy Queen, Baskin Robbins, Cold Stone, Tastee Freez, even the McDonald’s cones. When see who I am that machine is fixed promptly, or else I get an aggressive form of PTSD!”
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 17, 2025 2:11 AM |
Ok I feel bad for her. For as long as she's been in the public spotlight she's had enormous helpings of scorn and mockery and derision thrown her way. Sure, she had it coming, but that's gotta take a huge psychological toll
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 17, 2025 2:18 AM |
R39- That was the quote about a destination at the end of a walk- I walk out side EVERY day for exercise/21 miles a week total- a bit on my treadmill as well. It's not the destination it's the walk itself that is the goal. It's like taking medicine. It boosts my mood, immune system, lowers cholesterol, triglcyerides, blood sugar, blood pressure and is good for the muscle and bones of your legs.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 17, 2025 2:20 AM |
Was she molested?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 17, 2025 2:32 AM |
R43 I heard something happened with her sister. Or was that story misconstrued?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 17, 2025 2:34 AM |
Why is she still a thing? Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 17, 2025 2:37 AM |
[quote] For as long as she's been in the public spotlight she's had enormous helpings
She certainly has.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 17, 2025 3:16 AM |
I think Lens is hilarious. I’m a big fan of her work
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 17, 2025 3:32 AM |
What is it?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 17, 2025 3:37 AM |
R44. She wrote that she molested her sister.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 17, 2025 5:03 AM |
[quote] The body language from him is…not good. Neither is the look on his face. He isn’t even looking at her.
Your point?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 17, 2025 5:03 AM |
R30, and Antonoff dated Scarlett Johansson in high school!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 17, 2025 5:11 AM |
Speaking of pigs..how many under that dress, 'cause, damn..
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 17, 2025 5:34 AM |
Even Chrissy Metz looks better than she does. Just because you're fat doesn't mean you have to look like a homely grandmother, too.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 17, 2025 6:12 AM |
What a Trumpian post.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 17, 2025 9:25 AM |
R52- Is Florida Evans
DAMN
DAMN
DAMN
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 19, 2025 6:20 PM |
shes a smart girl and can do better
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 19, 2025 6:29 PM |
No need to look like that at all with Ozempic etc available .
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 19, 2025 6:37 PM |
OK. R23 got a whole hearted laugh out of me.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 19, 2025 6:44 PM |
R57 she tried Ozempic and had a bad reaction. It isn’t a magical answer to obesity for everyone
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 19, 2025 6:46 PM |
TRY HARDER. YOUR SELF HATRED IS SHOWING AND YOUR HUSBAND LOOK LIKE HE IS BEING COERCED TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH YOU.
You can do better.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 19, 2025 6:58 PM |
She thinks that getting married and living in a foreign country will solve her psychological issues. But where ever you go there you are. I agree with what some others have said- she's rich and can afford to hire someone to put her on a strict food and exercise regime so she can lose all of the weight she needs to lose- mostly plant foods- a wide variety is best for health and well being and exercising everyday- just 30 minutes of walking daily. Both of those changes in her diet and walking 30 minutes every day would transform her both physically and psychologically.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 19, 2025 7:33 PM |
The doctors tried to warn her r14.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 19, 2025 11:26 PM |
Fette Sau!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 19, 2025 11:27 PM |
[quote] Speaking of pigs..how many under that dress, 'cause, damn..
Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket......
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 19, 2025 11:28 PM |
R62 did they? I hope so because it’s just bad medicine to treat hystos like wart removal. And yes to someone above, you want to avoid HRT with recurrent endometriosis because that shit can grow back even with a hysto having been done. With as much as they’ve learned in the last 15 years alone about how hormones interact with your body to regulate weight it’s become pretty clear that hysto should be a last resort and only in cases of “it’s this or death, lady.” She had one because she was convinced it would stop her endo pain. It didn’t. And yikes, she seems to have all of the side effects. Plus I wouldn’t be surprised if her man is a feeder.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 20, 2025 1:23 AM |
I’m afraid to ask, but what on earth is a “feeder”, R65?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 20, 2025 1:46 AM |
R66 A Feeder is someone (it’s usually a guy) who gets off on watching women eat and get fatter. It’s an interesting kink but the women who are with them get tired of basically being fattened toward some imagined sexual slaughter.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 20, 2025 2:04 PM |
Sad last days
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 20, 2025 2:31 PM |
The pictures are cute. Feral pig colony on pig beach. They seem docile but they live in Caribbean paradise!
Likes from Mel Ottenberg and Demi Moore.
Lena's caption from those too dumb to operate Instagram per the Brandon Sklenar thread:
"Welcome to the White Lotus*
@attawalpa and I went on vacation with my parents, but I had a secret agenda: Pig Island. With conflicting desires and shared DNA, who will make it out alive?
Spoiler alert: we all did! And I almost stuffed 9 piglets in a tote bag except I take those warnings at the airport about fruit and live stock very fucking seriously.
Ya know what else I did? Use my short vacation attention span to catch up on long reads- long reads, aka long form journalism that requires more focus than social media but wraps it up faster than a book, though stay with you just as eternally. And I’m bringing you some of my all time favorites in the latest edition of our substack @goodthinggoingprods Reader.
Subscribe at the link in bio and share your favorites with me in any and all comments. I’ll be right here slathered in aloe and trying to pass this burn off as a tan."
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 20, 2025 3:13 PM |
I don't know, it's possible Lens could come up with another movie or series one day that people like. Since I've been on her IMDB.. Upcoming, she has a rom-com Netflix series set in London with Will Sharpe. And there's a movie about a couples therapist with Natalie Portman.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 20, 2025 3:52 PM |
Are they doing another Ghostbusters, she could be the Marshmallow man.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 20, 2025 4:08 PM |
I thought feeders were making someone unattractive to others
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 20, 2025 4:52 PM |
R73- No one cares what she has to say about NYC or anything else. She thinks living in London with her oddball husband is going to be a type of therapy for her but as I said earlier in this thread- Where ever you go there you are. She seems like an uhappy/depressed person.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 5, 2025 3:01 PM |
I don’t think a morbidly obese celebrity with a penchant for making outrageous, provocative statements is going to find peace in London. Such a person is catnip for the Daily Mail’s paparazzi.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 5, 2025 3:10 PM |
She self-sabotaged her semaglutide journey because she couldn't deal with even the mildest of side effects. And so she's still dancing with her same old demons, but now in London. Good luck with that, Lens.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 5, 2025 3:10 PM |
[quote]Lens Dunham hits Pig Island with family
So she's finally gone home...
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 5, 2025 3:11 PM |
She looks like a substantially fatter Eva Perón in that photo.
The beach in the back looks divine, and I can almost feel the refreshing see breeze coming through. Oh, to be a loaded talentless celeb.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 5, 2025 3:14 PM |