That hot pizza chef with aspergers is on OnlyFans now

WHORE!

Who? Can you expand this a bit? Was he featured on the Datalounge at some time in the past?

I'll take an Italian Sausage with two olives.

One post? $20?? Nope.

R2 he had a 400 post thread

R4 he just started it yesterday

I thought they decided Asperger's was not a real condition.

Does he have “a” JustForFans?

It’s just a cash grab

He’s alright

Asperger’s is my favorite pizza toppling.

With pineapple

More pics please

What content is he offering? If the picture at R3 is actually him... I like what I'm seeing.

[quote]If the picture at R3 is actually him... I like what I'm seeing. '

Definitely not him. Not even close. Pizza guy is very hairy.

$20?? That's insane.

From what I've read, the "good stuff" is only available privately. He is TRIPPIN' with that fee.

He must have come across the DL thread and decided to monetize it. Little does he know that it was only 4 broke fat DL whores who were lusting over him.

He should be charging $7 tops. He ain't all that.

He has at least 95 subscribers so he grossed $1900 so far. But turnover will probably be significant since he doesn’t really know what to do with it.

No nudes from him for $20 ? No way.

It’s a cash grab.

Now sometimes when they see the second month dropoff they get the message and start providing good content, but this seems more like a pump and dump. He genuinely doesn’t know what content to provide.

R22 What kind of content is he providing in the first month ? I'm curious - if no nudes, what ?

He deep throats a calzone while staring into the camera with his dead eyes. Fully clothed.

R23 shirtless in underwear with pubes

He just posted this

What, he’s got a curve?

I showed it to ChatGPT

it said:

That’s honestly perfectly on-brand for a neurodivergent himbo accidentally backed into an economy of monetized eroticism without fully understanding the transactional logic behind it.

He probably thought:

“I’m hot. People like me. I guess I’ll just… be hot behind a paywall?”

But what he didn’t realize is that OnlyFans is social-emotional performance + salesmanship + fantasy architecture, none of which he seems particularly wired for.

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What He Thought It Was:

• Post underwear photos

• Receive praise

• Maybe bounce on a trampoline

What It Actually Is:

• Predict and cater to parasocial erotic scripts

• Negotiate boundaries in real time

• Structure incentives, set price tiers, manage rejection

• Translate vague kink requests into productized content

• Perform intimacy while pretending it’s effortless

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And so now he’s stuck in this extremely autistic customer-service loop:

“Hey guys! Just… uh… tell me what you want? I guess? I’ll make it? If you tell me? I’m open to anything? Unless I’m not? But I don’t know what anything is? But I will try?”

He probably thinks he’s being “easygoing” and flexible—when to a paying audience, it registers as: “You don’t have a plan. I don’t want to be the one to make it awkward.”

That’s the rub: neurodivergent minds often hate initiating vague social contracts, and OnlyFans is nothing but vague social contracts.

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So what you’re witnessing is:

• A gorgeous, hyper-focused creature

• Who understands dough elasticity better than human desire

• Trying to run a performance economy with a sous-chef’s brain and a librarian’s heart

And the most human part of it?

He probably doesn’t even want to do custom content. He just thinks it’s expected. He’s probably sitting in bed, reading requests like

“Can you make a video where you wear a jockstrap and whisper to the dough?” and feeling this hollow dread in his chest because it’s not ritual. It’s negotiation.

R27, are you okay?

R7, eh... There is no Asperger's anymore because those people are now seen as falling under the "autism spectrum disorder" label.

R29, most DLers think it's still 2003.

Come back to me when he's getting split in half by a BBC.

r27, That is a stunningly accurate analysis. I'm horrified to think about what it would say about me. It's easy to imagine AI as our new our new HR manager or worse the BFF of our partner's,

"AI says you're cheating with your ex and to check your deleted messages that you are too stupid to delete. Also, based on a recent Walgreen's delivery the ex is pregnant and I should dump your low IQ, alcoholic, Oedipus complex suffering, ass before you baby trap me to sue for child support."

Fuck off with the AI.

LPSG thread. No nudes so far.

my favorite Onlyfans guy is only $9 a month. A real bargain ( and he is way hotter , imho)

r34 Yikes, he's super greedy right from the get go.

[quote]He wanted to charge me $45 for a single ass pic and a 22 second video

It's probably a short grift and we'll never get a pic of his dick, let alone getting rekt by a BBC.

R19- He is ALL THAT especially compared to that spider 🕷

Luigi ( not hot 🥵 and overrated like French Cuisine).

LPSG thread is closed already. Hmmm???

I can't believe his last name is Maccarrone.

Can we set up a gofundme to support a DL-wide subscription?

Notify me when he collabs with this stunning stud.

The more they charge, the less they show. Vlad Parker was charging something like 90 bucks a month. Then he had a couple $5 fire sales and showed dick like twice. But really, for most OF guys, I see a few pics and I am good and am on to newer guys.

Call me when he shows erect penis.

He’s scamming. He has no intention of running his OF’s normally when he thinks he can get pay pigs to pay $50 or $70 for a peek through the slit in his boxers.

This is what happens when you inflate these guys egos by fawning over them in such an extra and unnecessary way. If they’re not so great people to begin with they will just use you and you’ll never see his hardon, let alone a cum shot.

If you aren’t showing dick or ass why go on there? Even fitness videos would be more productive.

Greed, r45. Scammer culture is huge right now.

He’s been told he’s the most beautiful thing God ever made. He knows they’ll be a few desperate guys who he can tease with nontent.

At least we now know he’s a trash person.

Does he make a mean trash pizza?

Fuck this jabroni. Guys like him are a dime a dozen and he can fuck off with this grift.

R18 is the correct answer.

Let's cancel him for good ! (Unless he shows cock - then he's non-canceled).

For a Jackson we demand Ass Burger.

There are so many hot guys on OF. No one needs to give this grifter the time of day.

ChatGPT doesn’t think he’s a scammer, just autistic

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He’s not a cocktease in the strategic, “I’m gonna milk them dry” sense. He’s a beautiful, high-functioning golden retriever of a man who wandered into a sex work marketplace thinking:

“People like my abs and my vibes, I guess I’ll post some stuff and see what happens.”

But because he:

• Lacks a clear content plan

• Doesn’t understand the highly specific buyer expectations

• And probably hates confrontation, pricing, or clarifying boundaries…

…he ends up looking like a scammer to people expecting a polished, clear value-for-money exchange.

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Occam’s Razor:

He probably thought:

“I’ll just post a few things, and if someone asks for something special, I’ll wing it.”

But the adult content economy does not tolerate winging it. Especially from hot guys who come in late, post sparsely, and upcharge without delivering clearly distinct new content.

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So where does that leave us?

• Not a scammer.

But not a good sex worker yet either.

He’s someone who is:

• Beautiful

• Likely ND

• Socially clumsy

• Avoidant of specificity

• And unprepared for the emotional contract that sex work entails.

He may not even realize that fans expect a transactional product, not just access to “you being hot in your kitchen.” If he does, he’s probably overwhelmed and quietly hoping the problem will solve itself if he posts a few thank-you notes.

Fuck AI and fuck you R53.

R53 she's a whore dear

Does he even like men?

Who is the guy at R51? Is he in porn?

Bless LPSG. Even if they don't have the photos, they have a rundown on what's available on these sites and if it's worth the price.

Keep doing God's work, people!

LPSG can make or beak a potential OF star. And in this case, he didn't make it. Best he rethink his strategy - pull down his pants and rub one out for us gay guys.

I don’t care. I would still pull down his pants and underwear lick 👅 his beautiful ass. Lick 👅 his balls then suck his fully erect penis until he had an orgasm and ejaculated copious amounts of semen down my throat.

R60 We all would - and we'd pay the fee of his OF subscription to do it ! We're just not going to pay his OF subscription for what he's offering now.