Man wanted for robbing and having sex with a corpse on the subway!

"How was your commute?"

"Well..."

Clearly he is a Republican. They always fuck the homeless.

We are circling the drain folks.

His own private grave-y train.

This is no time to kink shame!

Was it a rescue corpse?

Do corpses ride free?

Ah never change NYC subway....never change.

We're concentrating on destroying the "LGBTQ+ Scouts" (formerly known as The Boy Scouts) now.

What’s everyone complaining about? It’s probably the best fuck that guy had in decades!

They need to start checking the trains for corpses.

Now THAT’S a fucking Kink!

Walk on by

I almost vomited. So SO fucking disgusting. End times people. End times...

[QUOTE]They need to start checking the trains for corpses.

I assume they do walk throughs when the trains aren't in service to make sure homeless don't try to camp out in them and cause damage. They'll light a fire anywhere.

What are the chances of a random guy running across a random corpse and…

🎆 Fireworks!🎇

Some men will fuck anything.

What was on it’s iPod?

[quote] What was on it’s iPod?

An unnecessary apostrophe.

😱

I suppose this gives a whole new meaning to "having a stiff one".

Was the body dead dead?

Wonder if the homeless corpse is checking Craigslist missed connections this AM.

[quote]What was on its iPod?

Damn. Don't go into the nyc sub on reddit. You could stay reading for hours on end nyc news horror stories.

People say "Millions of people use the subway everyday, it's still highly unlikely something will happen to you" yet that's true of alot of world cities and not one is even close to the mental ward levels of the nyc subway.

one thing: the internet now delivers daily evidence on the primitive level of human civilisation that has always existed. People are savages. we just get evidence of it - as much evidence as we want if we are in to grief porn or horror and outrage porn. several months ago a savage lit a homeless subway rider on fire and watched her burn. Thats the level of humanity that exists.

A few times in my life I've come face to face with this level of mental illness and complete lack of moral register.

It was Daniel Penny!

On his iPod

Probably livelier than some of the fucks I've been with.

If it was consensual it's really nobody's business.

Do you think he knew he was dead at first or just thought he was passed out? He probably thought he found a true fellow freak, so compliant.

They say when you die, you are often still present looking down at your body. Can you imagine dying on a subway train in NYC, no less, mourning the loss of your life, looking down at your body. Then along comes this dude...

“ 🎶 And then ‘came’ Maude’”

Huhhhh....just to make it even worse, when the body dies, it evacuates everything....so there was piss and shit there.......

R31 that was my thought too. Maybe the guy just thought the homie nodded off or was passed out?

Next stop, Peen Station!

Thank God he didn't work as a janitor in my building that fateful weekend.....

Does this mean we get to add the letter "N" for necrophiliac to LGBT+? I suppose they'll want their own flag version too.

That’s AWFUL!

Oh by the way, are there makeup guides to making yourself look like a corpse? Asking for a friend.

This reminds me of a time - true story - when I went home with a guy I met in a club and only after we got back to his frigidly air-conditioned apartment did he reveal to me that he was an undertaker.

r40, was his name Pfeiffer with the "P" not silent?

So was the corpse a hobo?

That’s what friends are for

Can you imagine the guy’s real Fetlife “raped on the subway fantasy” Hookup two cars down pretending to be asleep with his pants undone. Stood up again…

The saddest part of this story is that the corpse has gotten more action than I've had in the past year.

I was molested.

[quote]No it wasn’t Dionne Warwick the corpse was male.

It was Rev Al Sharpton ??????

R40 I went home with one too not knowing his profession . When we got to his place I noticed all his furniture looked like it came out of a funeral parlor so I made a joke about it and thats when he told me. He said he didnt tell people because it seemed to be a turn off. Later I thought "No,its not your profession its your premature ejaculation issue' !

[quote] "No,its not your profession its your premature ejaculation issue' !

Perhaps he's trying to get as many orgasms in before he dies.

"The skin was so blue that morning..."

[quote] "The skin was so blue that morning..."

I like it!

If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere... it'sch up to you, blue corpsche, blue cooooooooorpsch!

Finder's keepers

Not found by now with such clear pictures? Everybody and his mother knows who he is.

^maybe he bought up all the newspapers in his neighborhood.

[quote] Finder's keepers

More like “ Finder's crypt keepers”. Amirite?

Instead of a strap-on he had a strap hanger .