Was Christian Bale too good for this Goonies reunion?

Do you mean Josh Brolin?

Corey F. looks like a no-nonsense lesbian who works at Pep Boys.

Chunk, Data, Brand, and obviously Sloth and Mama Fratelli. Also no Troy!

Christian Bale wasn’t in The Goonies.

I'm really confused. Why would Christian Bale attend a Goonies reunion?

For that matter, where were Sissy Spacek and Dame Julie Andrews? Do they think they were too good to attend this either?

I think Corey Feldman is insufferable. I wouldn’t blame anyone for wanting some distance from that tire fire.

I'll never forgive Joan Collins for turning her back on this.

Meryl Streep was spotted picking up her dry-cleaning this same day, the whore

Audra called in sick.

[quote]For that matter, where were Sissy Spacek and Dame Julie Andrews?

And Clark Gable, for that matter?

Was Mandy Ingber too good to rap “Top That,” her one shining moment in this film?

Susan Dey has also refused to comment.

Never saw this film - I feel like I should check it out with its cult status, but I'm probably too old to get the film.

DL Theatre Thread favorite Sara Porkalob volunteered herself for a role in any Goonies sequel but also vowed she'd only give 75% effort in her performance as a long lost Fratelli sister from the Phillipines.

Cynthia Erivo IS Mama Fratelli

More laughs in 16 posts than in a typical 100+ DL thread!

Huh?

I guess I didn't see the same version of Goonies that you did, OP.

Damn! I really wanted to know what became of Chunk.

I'd like to think he slimmed down and became a gay porn star, famous for his shuffle dance, where he swung his cock and balls around.

When Angela Lansbury pulled out, I knew this reunion was doomed to fail.

After all the on set tantrum rumors, I can understand why Theda Bara was a no show.

All this snark for OP when a simple “Yes” would do.

Would you believe that 9-year-old Christian Bale was an uncredited extra in a scene at the country club that was ultimately cut?

R19 - Jeff Cohen went to Berkeley Law and became a top Hollywood entertainment lawyer.

With that picture, R24, I really WOULD like to see him do gay porn!

Jesus, Sean Astin is such a hot pocket bear.

Molly Ringwald refused to show up in retaliation for the years of exploitation under John Hughes.

OP every post you make is stupid, and an odd, desperate plea for attention.

Yes

Wow Corey Feldman has given himself a makeover

I tried watching this movie and it was such a piece of shit. Same with Lost Boys.

Sean Astin better watch his weight. He's getting a miniature Chrissy Metz gut.

Ooops my bad. Josh brolin. They both look alike and are hot as fuck.

I was molested by Cyndi Lauper's brother.

The Goonies is a divisive film, like most films beloved by a certain generation.

It has little nostalgia for people born before 1970 or so.

If you were a kid when you watched it, then you really liked it.

Otherwise: meh.

Tina Louise wanted nothing to do with it.

I can’t believe Fake Jan showed up for the reunion!

Did you confuse Goonies with Newsies, OP?

[quote] Jeff Cohen went to Berkeley Law and became a top Hollywood entertainment lawyer.

Which means he’s a rapist with a temper.

That would be a fun mash up:

"The Goonsies"

Christian Bale was in the Goonies!?!

Who were the goonies? Was it that monster thing?

There was a rumor for a while that Jeff Cohen was Enty lawyer from CDaN.

Were there any trans goonies? Of just cis goonies?

George Arliss would have been there, were he not dead!

I wasn’t asked.

Christian Bale was last spotted outside of Jasmine Guy's house, breaking up with the Goonies reunion.

[quote] Wow Corey Feldman has given himself a makeover

Dress me like Liza, but make my hair and eyebrows look like Susan Powter's!

Smell my finger.

Shocker, R46.

Vivian Vance

Lucy planned on attending, but Gary talked her out of it.

Bryan Singer planned to be there, but then he learned all the actors had aged 40 years and he lost interest.

Chunky Bars are 50% off at The Guilty Pleasure candy shop in the mall.

I was surprised to hear Christian Bale was also not at any of the Star Wars cast reunions .

He was good enough.

Good enough for me,

He passed on the Facts of Life reunion.

[quote] He passed on the Facts of Life reunion.

Which is too bad, because the Very Special Episode where he hired Mrs. Garrett to be his dominatrix and she made him scrub out a toilet and then stuffed the filthy rag in his mouth was so memorable.

R59! I remember that episode! Mrs. G's personal ad said " Edna IS Edible."

Who’s Corey Feldman

I'm still so baffled why OP thought Christian Bale was in The Goonies.

The only possible answer I can think of is that he somehow confused Bale with Josh Brolin.

I'm available!

Joyce DeWitt was there -but nobody paid any attention.

The producers of the Thimble Theater in Grand Isle, Iowa paid attention, R64. You're looking the next Reverend Mother in their revival of "Nunsense," opening July 24, closing July 25.

Watch the video in the link. The guy on the right side of Miss Feldman does something disgusting involving his finger and his ear.

What? Christian Bale wasn't in "The Goonies." Look at Cory Feldman. He's as ridiculous as ever.

What a snob!

Christian Bale didn't show up for the Breakfast Club reunion either!

Christian is under a lot of stress since becoming the last remaining living cast member of "Are You Being Served?" this week after the death of Mike Berry.

Make these reunions illegal

Sean Astin looks like he's discussing lawn care with a neighbor in Bumfuck, Iowa.

I love the episode of Golden Girls when he played one of the cops staying with the gals.

Give him a break, he was busy with the EastEnders 40th Anniversary live episode.

I guess next time Cory will get his sandwich order correct.

Bale not only ditched the “Rudy” reunion, but the rest of the cast only pretended to lift Sean Astin onto their shoulders!

Miss, with all due respect, I have my own problems.

He was great as Jack in Lost.

What else could you expect, people? He skipped every single Gilligan's Island reunion, too. Selfish bastard.

Olivia and Christian had great chemistry together in Grease.

He at least showed up for the F-Troop film!

Did he even RSVP to the reunion of the original Broadway cast of CATS? Probably not, I heard he was a no-show.

Wasn’t Christian the sexy saxophone player in Lost Boys? Maybe that’s how Corey knows him.

Christian Bale was an excellent actor. A cut above but people didn't like him.

There’s a lot of rumors that he is difficult to with. I just wish he would quit working with that creepy ass David O Russell. He needs to get back with Christopher Nolan. Russell treats women like shit. Remember when he screamed at Lilly Tomlin and made the Amy Adams life hell on American hustle. I can’t believe that he’s actually going to be doing the Linda Ronstadt movie with Selena Gomez. I can’t see her putting up with that shit.

Christian is actually working on a place for homeless kids in Palmdale. He’s been working on it for a while. They actually broke ground not too long ago.It looks like a big project.

2/4/2025

[quote]"The Goonies" stars Josh Brolin, Corey Feldman, Jeff Cohen and Kerri Green reunited on Monday for Ke Huy Quan's hand and footprint ceremony at the famed TCL Chinese Theatre in Los Angeles.

[quote]Sean Astin did not attend but on Monday joined Quan, Cohen, Green and Feldman for the premiere of his and Quan's new movie "Love Hurts."

He had to return some videotapes, OP.

Why is Quan getting his footprints taken at the TCL? He has an undeserved Oscar and has been in a total of 6 movies (most likely...I'm too bored to look)

Because he was in "The Goonies" in a major role, r88, and it's a beloved film.

R89. Does Martha Plimpton have her tootsies in cement?

Be proud, op, I think you may have given birth to Datalounge's newest meme!

That said, Joe Manganiello was invited to the Goonies reunion, but had to turn it down due to scheduling conflicts.

[quote]I'm still so baffled why OP thought Christian Bale was in The Goonies. The only possible answer I can think of is that he somehow confused Bale with Josh Brolin.

Op likely heard that James Brolin's son was in The Goonies and naturally thought that "son" was Christian Bale; I can see it:

Quan would put his hand and foot prints on Dump's ass if there was even a single person there to applaud.

Because R88. He can jump from one metaverse to another with just the turn of his head.

R92 They do have sort of a resemblance today, but when they were in their teens they looked nothing alike.

I see he also skipped the Breakfast Club reunion. What is with this guy???

I don't think the other members of The Goonies liked Christian Bale, Part 1.

Is it true that Christian Bale fucked Dorothy Kilgallen the night she was murdered?

The way I heard it, Johnny Ray fucked him!

They reunited the entire “Breakfast Club” cast recently as well. They were asked about what their characters would be eating for lunch and dinner these days. Ally Sheedy responded “dandruff”.

Empire of the Sun

American Psycho

Vice

All Oscar worthy for Best Actor in my opinion

[quote]I don't think the other members of The Goonies liked Christian Bale, Part 1.

Hummm. Could be a good idea for a thread. In fact, I imagine you could get ten or eleven threads out of it.

Should we take bets on whether Christian Bale will show up for the 40th anniversary reunion for of Back to the Future?

They wanted Lucy to go but Gary talked her out of it.

r104, meet r52

Christian Bale had screen presence.

Has Christian Bale retired? He rarely does movies anymore.

^^^ He's too busy with all the various reunions...

Did Bale skip out on this reunion, too??? Because I didn’t see him...

Isn't it true he refused to come back for the Eight is Enough Reunion if DL legend Susan Richardson was involved?

Sound of Music turns 60 this year.

I guess I should cross Christian Bale off the guest list for the party.

Don't do that, R111. I think we should all flood his social media, begging him to attend!

Where was he for the Dawson 50 loads weekend reunion? The movie wouldn't have been the same without number 11.

R111. He IS still scheduled though for the Thoroughly Modern Millie Reunion next fall.

leaves you with nothing mister, but boring stories of …

This just in: Mr. Bale is aware of this thread and says he will attend the next Goonies reunion when Susan Dey comments here.