Another "Which one of you bitches?" threads -- the quintessence of a type

He's obviously had more than Botox. It's obvious he's had fillers or had implants in his cheeks. Yes, he doesn't look 53, but he doesn't look 3 decades younger either. I would place at early forties.

OH MY GOD, what is that.

It happens. My brother in his 50s looked 30 years younger.

R2, he looks like Howdy Doody with botox and Joan Crawford brows

r2's photo is terrifying.

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does so without being told.

R2 The loons! The loons!

The photo in which he's wearing red he's at his youngest looking, perhaps mid thirties. In the rest he looks like a middle aged lesbian.

Who does his lighting?

R2 She definitely doesn't look three decades younger than 53.

And she's obviously had an eye lift and lip injections.

R9 No kidding. That's the oldest looking 23-year-old I've ever seen.

Cynthia Nixon looks weird

R11 Looks more like Tilda Swinton to me. Or that La Roux chick.

Rhea Perlman got a new hair-doo.

Just because it's easy to be cynical and bitter doesn't mean he should make it even easier by saying and doing shit like this.

My face finally fell at 59, so he has yet to really see.

Did you look three decades younger up until 58, r15?

He got Carrot Top's face but not the body.

He BELIEVES he looks half his age

I love that he thinks he can pass for 22.

It's like that weird muscleman escort who looked like an aged Lecy Goranson and thought the same thing.

I remember that guy. Hopefully he disappeared during covid because it was monstrous.

Those pics in the article are creepy, disturbing really. It's not that he looks like a 53 year old lesbian, but that he presents as a 16 year old American Bandstand dancer that's concerning. There nothing appealing there.

The secret is a fall sewn into the brim of a ball cap? Good to know…

Put him in a ladies wool suit and he'd look like the headmistress of a B-list girls boarding school in the 1960s.

Doesn't look 53 to me

He's the only ageless gay in the village.

Gingers usually don’t age well so I’ll give him props. He probably wears sunscreen at all times.

The body builder who looks like Becky is still around

He reminds me a little bit of Randy Constan, the Peter Pan impersonator.

R2’s picture - isn’t that Jessica Tandy in “Driving Miss Daisy”?

Make it stop!

He lays it on thick:

He said with every passing birthday, he expects that at some point people will stop asking him for ID—but that's yet to happen.

At 53, he is asked to provide proof that he is who he says he is, before he can collect prescriptions.

Tristan said: 'It happens at least once a fortnight.

'The other day I picked up a prescription for some antibiotics and they asked if it was for my dad.

'And when I went to the hospital for an appointment, they wanted to see my ID, as if they thought I was an imposter.'

Is he Lady Nicolas Fairford's skin polish muse?

Why are these guys always so ugly? If you're going to look that hideous what's the point?

She looks 38 at best

He doesn't look weathered but he still looks objectively bad. R7 is right, he looks like a 43 year old lesbian. Terrible taste in clothes too.

Filters much?

And he has a son?

Yikes!

Every one of my birthday parties has been at Chuck E Cheese. It's the only place where it seems believable.

Thank God Michael Jackson is dead. He would have been stalking me relentlessly.

Also, FAG!

OP's article is like chum to sharks on DL

R19, do you have a link to the male Lecy Goranson whore?

I would also like to laugh at that whore

R41. I'll laugh, but also shell out the Venmo funds.

Does he ever get mistaken for a lesbian?

Ordinary ginger, often passed by.

OK, which one of you is Dogsforlife1212?

No, r36. He gets mistaken for his friend's son. He has a twink twin, apparently. Yeah, right.

I can believe carding for lottery tickets. Some retailers in the U.S. are very strict about IDs for alcohol, regardless of what the buyer looks like. I once had an old guy, not a day under 80 with wispy balding hair, get carded in front of me at Jewel in Chicago. I swear, he also had Minoxidil in his basket. He, too, could have been a Datalounger.

People tell me I look like Timothee Chalamet's younger, sexier brother *giggles*

It's hard to believe that Patsy's 39 years old. She looks so young.

I can empathize. I haven’t aged a day since my breakout role on The Darling Buds of May.

I could not stand to be around this guy for 10 seconds. Playful is not a good look for a 53 yo.

The pic of him in the green hoodie is scary - like a taut faced mannequin.

No gray hair at 53?

Since stingy r45 was incapable of sharing kindly (a DL streak/trait):

[QUOTE]DDogsforlife1212, Key West, United States, 5 hours ago. He looks like a 60 year old unstable lesbian who’s had a ton of cosmetic procedures, drinks a bottle of wine or two a day, and won’t get the hint that we don’t want to go to his “art shows.”

As an ageless teen boy grommet, I approve this message.

"My secret is simple - Botox, cosmetic surgery, veneers, and gallons of hair dye!"

yearly acid peels.

My sister at 44 gets misraken for a teenager. Last time someone - a 22 year old -guessed her age at 16.

I envy him the hair, genetics got me bald from mom’s side and prematurely gray from dad’s. A vat of minoxidil wouldn’t have saved me from that aspect of destiny.

But the rest? Seems like he’s made a devil’s bargain— yeah you look kind of younger (early to mid 40s when you are actually 53) but also a bit trans/nonbinary and juuust a bit non-human.

Another delusional Methodist

He looks like a 53 year old lesbian

There is a guy like this on YouTube, Chris something- The entire channel is about looking younger- He is 60 or something.

Its laughable because the YT guy clearly wears a wig. Total fraud.

This is the guy- You can review the videos and watch how the wig goes through various transformations.

It's a strange assortment of pics - he looks young in some and not so much in others - probably filters.

Pic #1: Looks like a thinner Sally Jesse Raphael. Heavy ring-light and a facial filter to remove the light from the glasses. He looks ridiculous with the suspenders and clearly a hairpiece. THAT is a hairpiece people - a good one, but I don't believe it's real. It doesn't match the hair on the side of his head at all. Looks late 30s - but he doesn't look like a man at all.

Pic #2: Sunhat - Hat covers the shading on the face to make him look younger, but you can see the loss of volume in his face and some wrinkles. Looks mid 40s.

Pic #3: Green hoodie - he looks 50. This is the most 'real' shot. Under eye hollowness, not great skin texture - and again, a RIDICULOUS hairpiece. Looks like an eye lift or Botox lift as well.

Pic #4: Red shirt and red hoodie with baseball cap - he looks decades younger in this pic, but I have to think there are heavy filters on. It doesn't match the other ones. He looks truly VERY young here - but it's an outlier because it looks nothing like the other ones. I can't explain how he looks 30 years younger here in this pic - but it's not what he looks like in person.

And as far as getting carded for ID - he dresses like a teenager and covers his face in sunglasses or other glasses - plus he has a boy's body, not very developed at all, despite what that sunhat pic looks like. He looks like he's a tiny guy - and doesn't have the physical 'presence' of an adult male. His body looks like a developing late teenager - good or bad.

Now - that being said - here's a video - And HE DOES LOOK REALLY YOUNG. And his body looks great in some of these pics - as he does on his Insta account. So I'm going to give him some credit - I think the pics in this article may not be the best.

And he comes off gay as a goose.

His tits are sagging.

R61/R62 - yes, I've watched him a bit over the years. He's been in skincare for over 35-40 years, which has helped him look young. (PS he has acne scars - it's not uncommon for people with skin issues to go into skincare).

Surprisingly - for someone in skincare, he doesn't come off as a mincing queen - in fact, he looks and acts like he drives a truck. There are some episodes where you're like - is this a douchebro or is it a gay guy?

But Chris looks GREAT for 61. I know he's had some Botox - but he looks really good. And he lives in Florida - not great for your skin. I don't care if he has a hairpiece.

R65- Facially- he does look good for 61. He is definitely gay. Gay AF.

His wig is generally tragic-

What does a wellness coach do exactly? It clearly doesn't involve any physical training/coaching. Does he do meal planning and make sure they go to the gym? Or maybe he's like a sober coach, but for people who are obese -- he hangs out with them so they don't overeat? Honestly puzzled...

He got his lips tattooed and an eye lift. He looks like a woman. That’s the eye lift. Feminizes.

R66 - he's gay, but not gay AF. I mean most skin-care Queens tend to be overly feminine looking and acting, that's just the truth. He doesn't.

He talks about some of his hair loss was due to Accutane and that he uses a RLT head mask to stimulate hair growth. Looks like a wig to me though - that curly look is to hide some of the telltale signs of a wig.

Unfortunately, like all YouTubers who need new content, he has gone off the rails with all different kids of products, some are very sus. I know he likes to try a lot of new things and that's fine - but it can also damage your credibility.

My issue with him though is his spotty, patchy beard. It doesn't look good at all - but it probably hides some issues on his face - including acne scars and maybe some jowls.

He actually looks like. 53 year old that gets botox and fillers.I would have guessed his age in the second pic with the hat.

He is using filters in the first pic which is why he looks younger.

R70 - it's the last pic that is the biggest WTF moment. The last pic looks so different than the others.

That first pic is serving Sally Jesse Raphael realness - in a very bad way.

Look up his Instagram though - he does look great - these were some odd photo choices.

God, I loved "The Sally Jesse Raphael Show." She was better than Oprah.

He's not attractive. Of course he gets asked for ID, he's the size of a 14 year old boy.

Think about it: His entire persona and income stream depends upon the illusion of youth.

It’s worked for the Ks, but they had start-up money, a name and products to launch.

And he has a YouTube channel.

Bad, bad Daily Mail. Writing an ostensible puff piece for an obviously delusional person belonging to a profession and demographic your core audience love to hate and then innocently using those photos is gutter journalism but top-tier trolling.

He does look significantly younger in R63's video than in the DM photos, but even there it is clear that his skin is not the skin of a guy in his 20s or even 30s, looking thin and stretched rather than supple.

I put the confusion of the people around him down to the effort he puts into other aspects of his presentation: for example, the hair and clothes in DM photo 1 make him look like a cartoon character at a synthpop festival.

I also give him credit for the effort he is putting into his voice, he still sounds like a 30 year old minor influencer at least.

There's also an eerie resemblance to Dustin Lance Black.

R40 behold

I just vomited.

r77, Marjorie Taylor Greene is looking ROUGH

The ones who ask that question, "How old do you think I am?" are always delulu and if you don't answer with the age they THINK they look like, they will come unglued. Even if they don't look anything like the number they have in their delusional little mind.

Those photos of the ginger brit all look very different...and weren't all taken in the same year. In none of them does he appear to be in his 20s. In most of them, he looks like a 45 year old who moisturizes.

Wouldn’t touch him even with yours….

Bitch look like Nicole Kidman’s AI son in some sci-fi flick. I said what I said.

At whatever age, he is not attractive.

Dustbin Lance Black

R84 I was going to say the same - creepy.

[quote] The ones who ask that question, "How old do you think I am?" are always delulu and if you don't answer with the age they THINK they look like, they will come unglued.

When they do, always quote Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra: "Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety..."

R76 - that's fucking HORRIFYING!

He doesnt look three decades younger, more like late 30's early 40's, but still younger than 53.

I'd do him, he's a bit fem and I like that

Tilda and Charlotte Gainsbourg are 2 ugly women.

I found an old DL thread on that hideous creature which R76 posted.

I also found a cock pic at LPSG.

R90, link to dick.

Just eat a burger and have a smoke.

What kind of vain little queen goes to this much trouble to brag about how young he looks for his age?

Nobody notices, and nobody gives a shit...unless you tell them.

[quote] While others his age 'whinge' and 'give off an old, bitter vibe'

Whinge? I have no idea what that means.

But I suspect it's something British.

There's always something very wrong with men out of their teens who swoop their hair down over their forehead in that faux boyish manner.

They're usually crazy.

From some of the pics I can see why the guy gets carded.

Not because he's actually passing for someone under 21. But more because his age could seem sort of indeterminate.

After all that he's done to treat his aging, as well as, I'm sure, his choice of hairstyle and clothing, he could be anything. And people who card have to be on the safe side. It's not like anyone really thinks he looks like a teenager.

Suzanne Sommers head sewed onto a muscular dwarfs body!!

WHET Sally Jesse Raphael?

Oh, you don't say.