George Santos in “I Want To Live!”

Trump allows this?

He's gay. That nullifies his Trump Get Out Of Jail Free card.

Under the bus!

Gurl! That plaid sport coat! Not figure flattering!

This guy is so psychopathic. The sort of person who needs to be locked up for the safety of others.

Trump will pardon him. No worries.

Seriously, WTF?

Pardon her? I don’t know that lesbian. I think she’s a lesbian. Very womanly hips, but nasty looking face. Like that Rosie O’Donnell.

Throw Kitara in women’s prison, she shouldn’t enjoy her time in the slammer.

Happier times

I hope he and Elise can remain friends... she'll have more free time on her hands than expected.

I would love to see a John Waters treatment on this guy.

He out Trumps Trump in a weird way.

I almost forgot about this fat psychotic motherfucker.

He's no Helen Lawson.

He put the weight back on. I guess he ran out of Ozempic refills.

I'd still like to know which OnlyFans accounts he was subscribing to.

Oh, great, both the “SNL” writers and Bowen Wang must be ejaculating just at the idea of spotlighting him in a new series of sketches spotlighting this fat ‘tard.

He’s no use to Trump. He’ll get nothing.

Send it to the gulags of El Salvador!

A slimming prison diet may be more effective than Ozempic.

Kitara gets a haircut in the pen.

"I'll Air-Fry Tomorrow!"

The very Susan Hayward of it all.

Please commence casting suggestions.

Harvey Guillen as George/Kitara.

If he is sent to prison he'll become the face of the trans because you know he'll say he is to get out of prison and go with the girls

In Trump world, receiving a pardon can occur in one of two ways:

1. He finds you useful somehow whether politically or monetarily. You definitely get a pardon.

2. He is somewhere between neutral to liking you, but knows that his enemies hate you and will be pissed off by your release. You may get a pardon if he gets around to it.

Santos doesn't qualify under number one, but he may qualify under two. I think his current weight hurts him more than the gay thing. Trump rather ironically hates fat people.

And I don’t want tits.

Damn he's packed on the pounds since getting kicked out of Congress. Look at that billowing gut.

If he can't afford Ozempic, he certainly cannot afford a Trump pardon

[quote] Damn he's packed on the pounds since getting kicked out of Congress. Look at that billowing gut.

Ha! another Fat Stuff!

He's a con man similarly to Trump, he just doesn't have the persona that goes along with it.

He's eating his feelings and he feels...a *lot*.

Trump will pardon him solely because Kitara has been a supporter.

He needs to start learning Eleanor Parker's lines from Caged

How many cameras are on him?

He obtained his green card fraudulently by paying a woman to marry him. Isn't this and his felony convictions sufficient to get him on a one way flight to a Salvadorean gulag?

I thought anyone who breaks the law doesn’t deserve due process.

Sentencing is today!

R37 Lock! Her! Up!

He thinks he's going to get 7 years, and he's going to request they put him in solitary confinement for the duration.

I'd like to thank all the wonderful people that made this great moment in my life come true. My daughter Taffy, who died in order to further my career. My friends Chicklette and Concetta, who should be here with me today…

Drudge chose a great photo

stupid cunt

Fat AND balding R41.

On OANN yesterday…

He's a great big fat person. 7 years of jail would be good for him.

Tragic!

[quote]Gurl! That plaid sport coat! Not figure flattering!

All the good coats have security tags!

R45 He’s gonna leave with the same fat ego but smaller moobs.

But isn’t Santos more like Kris Kringle in Miracle on 34th Street than a diabolical criminal? Santos needs a lawyer like Fred Gailey.

Trump isn’t going to pardon him. He doesn’t need the grifting competition.

Easy to go after this one. But 66% of federal government in congress, White House, and Supreme Court are lying grifters.

As loathsome as I find this creature, Republicans have ignored or enabled much worse behavior (eg, rapist/felon DJT among others). Santos was an easy target because he's gay and was a drag queen.

So please spare us the LCR bullshit about how Trump and Republicans are gay friendly.

MSNBC - Just sentenced to 7.25 years.

Another feel good story, folks.

[quote]He’s gonna leave with the same fat ego but smaller moobs.

And fewer teeth.

Will somebody buy a Trump pardon for this roly poly psychopath?

I hate that he has until July 25th to surrender to start his prison term.

Wow. He's going to prison for 87 months! The humanity!

R57 He’ll hit goal weight for sure.

He also has to pay $373,000 in restitution as part of the sentencing.

gotta be a rough day for Elise...

They'll flourish in prison.

[QUOTE]He also has to pay $373,000 in restitution as part of the sentencing.

He'll have plenty of time until July 25th to do Cameos.

I see George rehearsing "KISS OF THE SPIDERWOMAN" in his cell, for his first post-incarceration project. After 7 years, he will have nailed it.

In fact, he will play all the parts in a one-person version. It's what he was born to do!

If he didn't run his fat mouth on social media, he'd be looking at two years. What a hot mess.

Kitara will put on some FABULOUS drag shows in Cellblock D!

[quote]Trump allows this?

What makes you think he gives a fuck?

FORTUNE AND MEN’S THIGHS

I’ll send him a bottle of Jean Nate, a nice blouse and a pillow.

Maybe Dump will make Kitara Secretary of Defense once Petey-boi goes.

[quote] Just sentenced to 7.25 years.

He’s fat, so regardless of what crimes he may have committed, this is justice. He won’t be able to hurt right sized people sitting next to him on a plane or at a theater for a long time.

Congratulations to us. This prick will be off the streets for a few years at least till probable early release. This sick fuck needs some severe discipline-and not the good kind.

R71 She'll do her time, then when she's released, she'll write a book detailing her horrifying ordeal.

It's going to be nauseating.

Will he be in a ‘’Cush’’ prison away from regular riffraff? I hope not he is just as scummy and ruthless.

WOW! First Todd and Mrs Chrisley then Bob and Nadine and now Kitara -What an almost just world. I’d rather they go free if instead the criminal president was behind bars.

Even trump doesn’t want a trouble maker like that in his administration. He won’t even acknowledge that fat-aging-fat-balding-fat ass piece of shit. Santos-Devolder is right where we need her to be.

Everything Trump touches dies.

We have room for all of them and then some R74.

He'd better be on suicide watch until July 25th.

R78 Why? Let him off himself. The world would be a better place for it.

July 25?

Yes he will be back sooner than later.

The best part of this is not the fact that he's going to jail for seven years, but that she also has to pay $373,749.97 in restitution.

No amount of performances as Kitara Ravache will ever earn her enough coin to pay that shit off.

Has he ever admitted that he constantly LIED????

Bitch will leave the US before July.

Remember seeing that FAT in halls of congress gleefully thumbing her nose at Dems-this is long awaited justice. I hope she does skip U.S. then she can never come back

Maybe they'll send him to El Salvador?

News said Santos was crying after sentencing. I would love to see that-I’m sorry but unlike some folks I have not one bit of sympathy for this criminal-Don’t forget the vet who’s money Santos stole that was for his sick dog AND when Santos and his hag stole the puppies from the Amish dog breeder.

Crucify Her!!!

He’s SO innocent…..lolololololol

What's her beloved husband going to do while she's locked up?

R85 I wish she would. Unfortunately, they also took her passport when she was sentenced.

SHE WILL GRIFT IN PRISON.

Totally fleeing the country

He should take ozempic, he's fat as fuck

R93 They took his passport when he was sentenced. Otherwise, I'm sure he'd try to flee.

I fought the law and the law won.

Are they sentencing George to El Salvador?

Probably has fake passports or won’t need one where she’s going-just get out we’re beyond busy here with your Nazi Dear Leader and his shenanigans.

Death penalty!

DL really shouldn't fat shame George

He's begging Trump for mercy:

Pants On Fire with George Santos

@MrSantosNY

This is the hardest statement I have ever written. I write this humbled, chastened, and fully accountable for choices that shattered the faith so many placed in me. I betrayed the confidence entrusted to me by many. For that, I offer my deepest apology.

When I pled guilty, I did so without reservation. I said then, and I repeat now, that my conduct betrayed my supporters and diminished the institution I was privileged to serve. Those words have weighed on me every day since.

I cannot rewrite the past, but I can control the road ahead. I asked the Court for a sentence that balances accountability with the chance to prove through sustained, measurable action that I can still contribute positively to the community I wronged.

I believe that 7 years is an over the top politically influenced sentence and I implore that President Trump gives me a chance to prove I’m more than the mistakes I’ve made.

Respectfully,

George Santos

7:28 PM · Apr 25, 2025

God, what a fucking cunt.

Show me the money!

She had me going until that last paragraph and then you realise she hasn’t changed at all.

Will her fat ass get raped in prison?

His brand is too dead to help Trump. Don’t think Trump will care enough

If that fag thinks he's getting a pardon, he's dreaming.

Can't they find a way to convict him on some state charges so there's no possibility of a presidential pardon?

Can he roll imaginary dice?

The tweet at R101 My god, so many of the comments are supportive! These people live in some surreal, other-dimension. Although many of them could be fake bots. I don’t understand. (link provided)

A lot of the commenters on that tweet are suspiciously supportive. They do seem fake, but these folks are definitely out there. Believe it or not.

Comments on the tweet keep repeating that there are many liars in governments but that he at least “came clean” and admitted things.

HE DID NO SUCH THING!HE REPEATEDLY DENIED ANYTHING AND LIES CONSTANTLY! HE’S *STILL* COVERING HIS ASS!

What a PORKER!

I notice a lot of the supportive commenter are women. I know it sounds sexist but I’m just saying. They are!

[quote]WOW! First Todd and Mrs Chrisley then Bob and Nadine and now Kitara -What an almost just world.

You're up next, Mr. Combs.

The Chrisleys and Bob Menendez along with Georgie Girl have no money so there’s no motivation for dump to pardon.

I forgot how absurd with interview with Ziwe was. What the fuck were the people in his district thinking, electing this fat stunt queen?

Will he share a cell with Luigi Mangione ?

Bitch is lashing out at judge. Judge Joanna Seybert has ready moved on and doesn’t give a shit about Kitara.

I loathe this man - but why is it that he's the only GOP asshole going to prison? The amount of lies, fraud and criminal behavior among GOP congressman is eye-watering.

I hope he names names and calls out stuff that he knows. The only problem though - when you have a history of absurd lies, nothing you say can ever be trusted again.

I doubt he knows anything, R119. All he did was lick people’s asses clean.

You forget, he was desperate for friends in the House. All anyone had to do was talk to him to get his vote. Nobody revealed any state secrets to his ass.

He’s going to prison precisely because he doesn’t have any friends in the GOP. They’re not going to do anything for him. He’s not one of them.

Kitara to spend 7 in Sing Sing, updates at 5

[quote] Totally fleeing the country

Two words: Darien Gap.

Womp fucking womp, slobbo!

I’m sure Dump is warming up his Sharpie as I type… that pardon will be coming any minute now… aaaannny minute nowww…

He seems to look different in every photo, all of them awful.

Kirara arrives at the big house.

His theme song?

He's been lying and scamming people all his life with impunity. Just like Trump.

He believed he was as untouchable as Trump-7yrs+3mos.

Prison food will do Miss Kitara no favors.

Phatt Bhasdid

Some site mentioned he will go to a white color prison with a pool-spa and sports club. I hope someone there clubs that prick to death.

Leave her to heaven.

No one should be shocked if Trump pardons the fool. He's already got one of Trump's cabinet vouching for him.

I want to play him in the movie!

[quote]Two words: Darien Gap.

Is that the time between Dick York and Dick Sargent?