Russell Brand is charged with rape by London police

I assume it's a man he's been accused of raping because he looks GAY FROM OUTER SPACE.

r1, I'm sure he's assaulted boys too but so far it's been the females he's targeted who've been able to choke back their disgust enough to step forward.

[quote]The charges related to four separate women. It has been alleged that Brand raped a woman in Bournemouth in 1999, indecently assaulted a woman in 2001 in Westminster, orally raped and sexually assaulted a woman in Westminster in 2004, and between 2004 and 2005 sexually assaulted a woman, also in Westminster.

He really liked raping in Westminster, huh? Some pre-9/11 sins too, so he's been a menace for a long, long time. Gross that Bear Grylls baptised him in the Thames, probably quite close to where these crimes occurred.

He just looks nasty. What any woman would see in him is beyond me. Well, other than maybe some money.

He’s a changed man! Here he is with Fucker Carlson.

Were these just recently reported or have they been waiting for more evidence?

r6 The investigation was sparked by allegations reported by Channel 4 and The Sunday Times last year.

I don't remember the details now, but when this story first broke I remember it sounded very bad, very damning. Guess it took them this long to carefully gather evidence and put it all together. Sounds like the party's over and he's facing serious charges.

I love when shit people try to hind behind Jesus. The icing on this cake would be child porn on his computer.

Interesting that he became uber MAGA in recent years. Guessing that he thought his new 'I'm married with kids now' image would assist with the charges.

Check out his appearances on various talk shows. Any woman who was seated next to him had to deal with his creepiness:

[quote] He just looks nasty.

Nasty and ugly are not an endearing combo. Let him bond more with Tucker.

Only and idiot would go for this ugly, filthy, disgusting person.

[quote] The investigation was sparked by allegations reported by Channel 4 and The Sunday Times last year.

I recall; the thread called the accusers famewhores and wanted to wait for more proof.

He's always been disgusting and I don't know what Katy Perry ever saw in him.

He was also besties with Noel Gallagher and best man at his second wedding years ago. I wonder if he'll be dodged by questions about it on the upcoming big reunion tour.

I still can't work out WTF Katy Perry was thinking when she married him. She was a rich, attractive celebrity. She could have had just about anyone she wanted, and she went for... that?

Katy Perry’s life work is buying property and making nuns and senior citizens unhoused. Remember he left her.

Florence Welch on the other hand…

Never liked him or any of his movies. He's creepy and disgusting.

Do my pardons work over there?

Get him to the CLINK!!

What about Flo Welch????

RAPISHT!

[quote]Remember he left her.

He notified her via text that we was filing for divorce on NYE n 2011.

HA HA,

He was a wild child. He became insufferable when he got sober and turned into an apologist for fascism.

There is something pathological about the right wingers and their sexual assaults and pedophilia.

He's got a micropenis too.

This is the original thread from 9/2023.

From last year, still great.

One of those English entertainers who don't take off in America because Americans find them repulsive and ugly. Hollywood pushed him hard, even giving him that shiteous Arthur remake and Americans were just like "sorry, he's too disgusting."

Political. Putting the ick on him

Now he'll fit right in with the rest of MAGA

Come back to Mar-a-Lago, Russ!

He lives in the US now and Trump will absolutely deny extradition. Trump brought that rapist Irish MMA guy and the Tate brothers into America. His incel base loves rapists.

Will America even extradite him when/if asked? Doubt it, the UK might have to wait until 2029.

He is exactly the asshole he played in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall." He played himself.

He is not uber maga. He just tells the truth with facts and he'll call out anyone whos doing wrong to the public. He makes a lot of sense.

You're a pretty basic troll, R35. #BeBetter

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Can any therapists or psychiatrists diagnose and explain R35?

R35 - Sure, Yuri...I mean, Jan.

OMG R37, three white guys competing for Mr. Repulsive.

Who's the third guy, to the right of RFK Jr?

Dr. Mehmet Oz. We can thank Oprah for him.

I didn't recognize him. He really didn't age well (not that he was ever a particularly attractive middle aged guy.)

R15 I guess I can sort of understand. He isn't handsome but he has always tried to portray himself as some deep, spiritual, metaphysical hippie guru. I can imagine him manipulating some airhead like Katy Perry into falling for his public persona and making her think he is some wise, sophisticated, enlightened person of intellect.

He had a rocker sex god vibe even before the metaphysical (and later, atheist) phase. Dumb chicks with daddy issues can't resist that shit. He also used big words to sound profound, don't know if he still does that in his fundie phase.

Long live "The Onion," R27.

[quote]Now he'll fit right in with the rest of MAGA

He's English. He is not a naturalized American citizen. This makes no sense.

He looks like his feet would stink.

R42 meet our new leader of Medicare and Medicaid.

[quote]Russell Brand is charged with rape by London police

The thought of that small thing poking where it wasn't wanted is horrifying. Like being attacked by an al dente mostaccioli.

At least prison will finally make him SHOWER.

I'm only counting two references to his micropeen on this thread. We need more.

R52, it's not that it's a micro peen.

It's an assertive, presumptuous micro peen acting out its pathetic denial.

He's only being charged because he's anti-vax!

Trying to prove those old crimes is going to be a bitch. So adjust your expectations accordingly.

Y'all wanna complain about him forcing his dick into womens' bodies while you're trying to force your vaccines into 'em? Fuck that shit.

A gaggle of chuds

It's not RAPE rape...oh wait...it is? it is rape? Nevermind

Like his new found religion, I don’t think he’s really MAGA or right wing. It’s a just act he puts on to make money and help protect himself from his past actions by being able to pretend it’s the ‘MSM and establishment out to get him’.

Get Him to the Greek is a hilarious movie.

Who did he rape?

But nobody has cone forward to say he raped them.

He raped my eyes for the last 5 minutes

He is one of the most disgusting men I have ever seen.

This case will be thrown out of court.

Have never seen his appeal. Ugly, unfunny and his voice makes me wish I was deaf.

MAGA grifters and sexual abuse go hand-in-hand

What did he use to commit those rapes? No way is that Jujyfruit of a penis capable of it.

R68, those with micropeens use their massive digits!

He's so icky even Kevin Spacey wouldn't molest him.

I can see why he has to take it. No one would give it up willingly to this man.

[quote] It’s a just act he puts on to make money and help protect himself from his past actions

Just like when P Diddy changed his persona to "Brother Love" after the freak-offs, violently abusing his girlfriend, bombing Kid Cudi's car, and murdering his children's mother, but before the swat team descended upon his mansion.

Oh, and also shooting a woman in the face at a nightclub and then blaming his friend, who spent ten years behind bars for a crime he didn't commit. Also destroying then-minor Justin Bieber's life.

And also getting baby-oil stains on the upholstery.

Why doesn’t he hide in an Embassy?

He doesn't need to, I read that he's in the US right now.

I bet Trump will fast track his citzenship.

^^ no he won't

r77 why not Russell is full on Maga

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HA HA

Russell Brand pleads not guilty to rape and sexual assault charges as U.K. trial gets date

He should be charged with

LOOKING GAY FROM OUTER SPACE

r82, you're confusing "gay" with "rapey."

He has a micro-penis - there were shots of him naked at a protest of some kind. Yes it was cold, but it was like a button.

Surprised anyone could feel it inside them.

Not surprised he would rape.

Jesus told him he could do it.

r82 is Katy Perry

He just looks so creepy and sleazy.

'Get Him to The Greek' hasn't aged well: Russell Brand, Diddy and Jonah Hill.

Can't imagine the creepy shenanigans that went on behind the scenes.

Russell can pound my poosie. Rough & forceful, just fine.

[Quote] Bear Grylls history with the Scouts explained amid Russell Brand baptism controversy

Why in the name of Nipsey Russell would Bear Grylls baptize Russell Brand?

Make it make sense.