Miss Mike Johnson EXPOSED on Grindr??

"I can blow your brains out" is a poor choice of words

Charlton Heston would be proud, R1

"Im gonna fuck you right in the vagina" would have been more convincing

That is a terrible link, OP. I guess the info is there somewhere but all it did was show straight porn ads. I’ll wait for a better report.

R4 - huh? That may be an issue on your end? It's just an IMGBOX image upload. One of the very few image hosting sites that Muriel still allows us to see link previews from.

He looks… not straight.

Satire?

I pray to my Christian and Benevolent God that no cocksuckers and fudge packers in 2025 flirt with this awkward level of messaging.

R5 I got the same thing. Just page after page of tits and pussy. Too early for that shit.

OP/R5.

Imgbox is a terrible picture hosting site.

People who click on those links are immediately directed to female porn.

No thank you.

Use imgur or imgbb instead.

Meetup and film the bj then they’d have something, otherwise it could just be explained away as someone cat fishing with Keebler Johnson’s pic.

Much like with Lady Graham I hate to say it but until a sex tape is leaked, rumors are worthless

If you're not using an adblocker in 2025 then you're the problem, not OP

And what exactly does blow your brains out mean in this context? It sounds like he's bragging about his sucking skills, but then he mentions pulling on the guys "luxurious" hair

“Luxurious”? Is he Bobby trendy?

[quote] Much like with Lady Graham I hate to say it but until a sex tape is leaked, rumors are worthless

Agree, R12. But that may be the last thing any of us want to see!

I think if MAGA Mike was hooking up on Grinder he wouldn’t be posting his face while in the suit he wears to Congress. He would probably post only dick pics or nude from the neck down. He does look like he’s reasonably fit.

On iPhone, the imgbox link opened two tabs: the correct one and a porny one. Just close the wrong one. Unknown how this particular link operates on a computer, but will note that this is the first instance of an imgbox malfunction that I’ve encountered.

I know that he’s third in line to be president, but if Trump was gone and JD was POTUS if something happened to him wouldn’t JD’s VP be next (and god knows what kind of ghoul they would pick for that - Steven Miller?). It would take something happening simultaneously to take Trump and Vance out then. I wonder if Gawd is working on a plan to place his favorite boy, Moses Mike, in the top spot.

Has to be fake. Even Mike Johnson isn't that stupid.

Sometimes men get stupid when they’re horny.

Their*

Both he AND his son are on Grindr

R22 Isn’t that cute?

The only thing that makes it sus is the exchange. I mean how do you blow someone and pull on their luxurious hair at the same time? That seems very awkward.

First off, it's not real, No Congressman is going to send a face pic on Grindr, especially one in his work clothes.

Second, some people still don't get the current cult-ish vibe going on in Washington. Leaks of gay messages will not cause him trouble. Leaks of messages plotting against Trump, on the other hand, would.

maybe he's versatile

That's completely fake OP.

r22 Livin' the dream

Don’t be stupid he’s as straight as Lindsay graham

There are probably one hundred GOP closet case staffers in the Capitol that would line up to suck Mike Johnson's dick.

For some reason, I'm attracted to him...yes, I know even saying it out loud can possibly get my card revoked. UGH...

But, I think it is fake. Unless completely brain dead, why would he send a pic without even seeing the other guys and at least start with a headless one.

It is not difficult to fake all of that - the pic, the chat bubbles - for clicks and 15 seconds of fame. Hell, we have a scandal in our town where a high school boy made and circulated a deepfake porn fuck scene featuring a girl in school.

Show us somebody credible who's saying he met the actual Mike Johnson for real off Grindr.

[quote] wonder if Gawd is working on a plan to place his favorite boy, Moses Mike, in the top spot.

Well, first we know God does not exist because Trump.

Second, if God does regret her creation of Trump, She'd wait until after the special elections, the Dems pick up 3 seats flipping the House, and Hakeem Jeffries would be second in line should God, in her benevolence after taking a scissoring-break with her wife, saw fit to take Trump and Vance out simultaneously. And it would have to be simultaneous because the nanosecond that Trump is dead and Vance sworn in, they'd appoint a VP to prevent this exact scenario.

So here's your chance, God, Prove you exist.

^ WOW - any you thought lesbians didn't contribute to DL

After Signalgate, "he's not stupid enough to post like that there" is not a realistic observation when applied to Republicans. They ARE that stupid, all of them.

[Quote]Sometimes men get stupid when they’re horny.

Sometimes? Half of human history is men being stupid when horny.

The other half is them starting wars.

I'm sorry but you have to be really dumb to fall for something like this.

I heard that guy he lives with in DC is closeted. One time he apparently came to his down shirtless.

Door*

“As my adopted son Mandingo will attest, I have not used social media for perverse purposes.”

Mile Johnson's Closet Crew, Season Two!

R24, he didn't mention what hair he wanted to pull. I'd bet he's talking about Johnson's bush.

I bet Johnson shaves his Johnson

^ and who gives thorough head after having a meal??

Johnson comes out-to his son

Or, maybe he comes *into* his son?

Does he take off his son’s purity ring first?

I'm a graphic designer and sorry to rain on everybody's parade - here is a Grinder message mockup template from Shutterstock. That's how the OP's image was created. You open the template in Adobe Illustrator and then fill in the messages and resize the chat bubble and add anything you like.

Mike Johnson is a nasty, evil cunt who HATES gay people and he's not stupid enough to do something as stupid as this.

You actually think you needed to be a graphic designer to tell us people can fake "Grinder" messages?

Well R49 - so many posters in this thread seem to believe it's real.

And so many posters in this thread seem to have forgotten that gay hating Johnson (and his equally nasty wife) has devoted decades of his career to specifically work against gay people to vilify us, other us, restrict us legally, roll back gay rights and both he and his nasty wife support gay conversion therapy.

I don't think that's real, although there are a lot of rumors ...... I know he's an evil vampire, but I think he is so fucking hot -

Same r31 I wouldn’t touch him but same.

He somehow always reminds me of the crazed nerd in the 1980s horror film “Christine.”

R48, yeah, he is

He does seem pretty stupid.

Painfully

If any of you went to parochial school, you know this was the school fink.

By the age of twelve, most of us found the secret to world peace was whacking off.

By age thirteen Mr. Johnson talked non-stop about the evils of masturbation.

With his son?

R18 Vance would not have to nominate a VP (which the House would have to approve). Plenty of VPs who ascended to POTUS finished their terms without a VP.

Does Moses know the art of bathroom stall footsie?

This podcast covered it and the context, like the closet case he lives with in DC.

I know he's a vampire, but I would shove my tongue so far up his ass I'd be licking his back teeth. I think he's incredibly sexy.

Seek help, R62. Even using the criteria for closeted, nerdy Republicans, he's nothing special.

I disagree R63. To each his own. I love uptight nerdy republicans....just for an imaginary roll in the hay - it's not like it's ever going to happen - I'm old and fat and tired and no one wants me anyway.

He’s the kind of closeted guy who doesn’t know to trim his pubes or shave his balls…which is okay for me.

The carpet is always grayer than the drapes. His son has probably schooled him on christian ball trimming/shaving protocol.

Disgusting Elfin Trump Cunt .

[quote] I mean how do you blow someone and pull on their luxurious hair at the same time?

Apparently Rapunzel is on Grindr.

[quote]R24 how do you blow someone and pull on their luxurious hair at the same time? That seems very awkward.

Maybe it’s luxurious pubic hair.

The grindr guy should have been a fucking adult and shown discretion..

Just because he presents as a gay hating conservative does not mean anything.