Matt Damon shows off Odysseus body

Fatass!

Damn!

[quote] Fatass!

Why do you call him that? He looks quite fit and not fat in those pics.

Ozempicsseus

You know, I used to like him, until he made the "fag jokes" comments in an interview, and since then I cannot stand him anymore.

He looks great.

That looks like the man who lives behind our local Dollar Store’s dumpster bin.

Fag.

The black tape on his upper body is where the CGI muscles go.

[quote] The black tape on his upper body is where the CGI muscles go

For Behind the Candelabra, in which Matt played someone younger than his age, they used CGI and makeup to make him look more muscular (giving him a six pack for example) and to reduce the apparent size of his hips and ass.

Leave it to Christopher Nolan to direct on the beach in Sicily in a black overcoat

[quote] Ozempicsseus

Oshempicssheush.

[quote] I’d have thought he’d be more sunburnt, wandering around the Mediterranean

Given what Nolan is wearing at r11, perhaps it’s not all that sunny.

He's way too old for the role of Odysseus.

[quote]He's way too old for the role of Odysseus.

Odysseus was married with a toddler when he left for Troy. The Odyssey takes place 20 years later. Matt Damon might be older than a 40-something Odysseus, but he's not way too old.

Scrawny arms.

People died of old age at like 40 then. Ancient Tireseus was only 54.

fag!🤣

Fag!

Can we give the Matt Damon Fag comments a rest? We get it - but you're beating a dead horse. It's a comment from several years ago and he apologized over it.

Move on.

It's the same as the Liza commenter who just states the same thing with some sh's in a sentence.

Do better. It's not funny.

I think he looks great.

r9, they may be markers for CGI makeup-scars and wounds. But I like your explanation better.

[quote] but you're beating a dead Trojan horse.

Fixed that.

Get over yourself fag at R20

Sagadelphia Fatsylvania.

Like beating off a dead Trojan.

The gull is thinking:

"FAG!"

R20 Only thing worse than a fag is a bossy and humorless fag.

Not liking the beard....

[quote]Ancient Tireseus was only 54

Sure, if you don't count the years he spent as female.

Zounds!

Xitter wont load for me. I've cleared data, cache whatever. It's been several weeks.

They're not CG markers, it's just seaweed. You know, because he's shipwrecked and has to hunt for his own fish and clams and whatnot.

And why is Nolan applying that spray to his body himself? That seems like too much of a menial task for a big director like him.

Surely he’s wearing SPF 50 in that garish noonday sun, and they’ll tan him later digitally.

You forgot to mention the "Catherine Zeta-Jones is a dewy ingenue" jokes, R20.

R33 I reckon Christopher Nolan is extremely “hands-on“, and doesn’t feel too good to spray an actor himself if he thinks it works for a particular shot, or to move a chair or other props without calling for the prop team.

All I can see is a Trojan arse.

I wish I had an Odysseus body.

“I look like a… caveman!”

"You forgot to mention the "Catherine Zeta-Jones is a dewy ingenue" jokes, [R20]."

And the barbs about my pussy stinking are so tired and lame.

So, not only does your pussy stink, Cheryl, it has BARBS?

does he play an out gay man searching the earth for the boyfriend he came to Hollywood with?

He has always been on my list as "Cute but not Sexy."

I'm sure he'd be crushed.

Fletch is that you?

Matt shirtless from behind.

Those look like the leeches from Stand By Me

It's fucking seaweed. Jesus.

I thought Odysseus fucked mermaids?

If it is seaweed, that is a shame. Hollywood stunt leeches are underemployed.

Matt,like Ben Affleck,just never has appealed to me. I dont dislike him,but I dont care about him either.

R20 is a FAG who thinks he's a lesbian assistant-associate dean of university "community culture."

Matt certainly would agree.

He's not going to be sunburnt in the Med in April, you donkey. August, maybe.

Chris Pine and he are on a race to the bottom with those fuglyass beards

Those beards are indeed horrendous.

[quote]I thought Odysseus fucked mermaids?

You're confused, R48; it goes like this:

FUCK: Circe

MARRY: Penelope

KILL: the Sirens

Nothing that a bag over his head couldn’t cure.